Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2176 - Chad Daniels
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2176 - Chad Daniels' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-17. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2176 - Chad Daniels

Joe Rogan podcast check it out the Joe Rogan experience trained by day Joe Rogan
podcast by
night all day hello Chad hi what's happening man nothing nice to meet you in
person yeah
likewise we were already chatting about how Google is totally listening to me
right confirmed 100%
because your Google News Feed is always like stuff that you're interested in
pretty much yeah but I
was having a conversation with my wife about purses and she was explaining to
me that certain
purses like you can't just buy the purse you have to develop a relationship
with a store owner like
what I don't get that you think if you're trying to sell stuff you'd want to
sell it right when they
came in exactly I don't get it but like there's a thing that certain like posh
people really love
and it's exclusivity sure they love it I'm the only one that can get this watch
I'm the only one that
can get this fucking purse or whatever it is so anyway all of a sudden Google
starts showing me
purse things they start showing me all this stuff about purses I didn't I didn't
look anything up
about purses I just had a conversation with the phone sit at the dinner table
that's crazy yeah it
happens all the time it's really up in your feet you're like oh my forearms are
too small next thing
you know you got these flexi deals and the gorilla grip deal thingy that spins
around there's no doubt
it happens there's 100% no doubt it happens because that that is the only
explanation for that showing up
because generally it's always the same stuff same kind of things that I'm
interested in stuff that I
click on UFOs with
MMA you know some new car something it's like makes sense and shows up my new
and I'm like why are they
showing me three different articles about purses the fuck is going on you
fucking creeps yeah
oh
oh is that legal how's that work do you have to sign off on that on the app
like if you use the Google news app are you
signing off on that there are multiple ways that you may have opted into
something that's allowing that to
happen yeah jesus i haven't read any of those things no i scroll to the bottom
hit the thing if you read
them you're a psycho if you're sitting there reading those things forever yeah
like how big is the apple one
it's three is that three full scrolls yeah apple's pretty good about stuff i
think they're probably the
best about that because they're the first company that actually stepped in and
said we're gonna stop
companies from being able to share your information they're the the first that
did what was what exactly
did they do jamie they made some sort of a a big deal it was an advertising
move and a lot of people got pissed
off with them for it it might have been the ability to opt out i think they
might have given you the
option to opt out on the settings of the ios for the first time i'll check
something like that i think
you're right it's something like that but a bunch of people like this because
it's going to affect
our advertising but yeah you guys are stealing money stop doing that i spend my
mornings going through
my emails unsubscribing oh yeah stuff yeah this is too much it's there's
companies like there's one of
our ads is a which one is that that they'll go out and find the subscriptions
which one is that jamie'll
find it oh like they go they go find it and let you know what you're subscribed
to and you're like oh
national geographic still you know whatever it is whatever god i am leaking
money i'm sure apparently
everybody is it's just you get so accustomed to subscribing like oh yeah that'll
be easy i'll get the
cereal every month uh yeah no no i'm five years into a lot of week-long
subscriptions free subscriptions
yeah well that was how they used to get do you how old are you 49. okay you
might be old enough to
remember i'm 56. do you remember those uh columbia record house deals oh hell
yeah nobody paid for that
how did they make any money i still have collection coming in everybody does i
feel like that was a way that
they made artists seem more popular than they were i think that was part of
their deals they could say
they sold you know millions and millions of records i also think it was
probably a way that
they could rip artists off because they could say we lost all this money on columbia
like they could
like factor it in you know and say i know it seems like you sold a million
copies but actually
400 000 of them are columbia and nobody's paid for them the mc hammer clause
right is that what it was
i don't know but he's that guy did he did that happen to him i i know that his
record deal screwed
him over he had to file for bankruptcy all that stuff oh yeah that's right he
went full mc hammer too he
went crazy like he he was like getting some house built i remember it was like
the most extravagant house
he had like this super expensive marble that was being brought in and you know
and then they just i
guess they pulled the rug out from under him yeah those dirty bastards i don't
know this the whole
story behind them mc hammer thing but they they for sure don't want to pay you
all that money oh no
way if you look at if you look at royalties for comics it's 0.00 like 15 zeros
and then one cent oh
yeah you get nothing for audio for comedy audio you get nothing you get nothing
it's always been like
that though it's you know especially comedy albums after like 1980 who bought
comedy albums i mean i
don't know but it's like plus the lawsuit you know about the lawsuit where they
had to take a bunch of
people off of pandora and spotify and everything because of the the lawsuit
that they went they were
trying to get writer and performance credits who was trying to get it uh just a
company it was uh
i can't remember what it's called jamie can find it okay so well what else were
you finding
experian was the company that does the subscription okay experience that's good
yeah so they'll find
your subscriptions they'll yank them so what is the company that's doing so you
had all these royalties
coming in and then all of a sudden this this company there was like a bunch of
estates like the robin
williams estate i think maybe george carlin where they were like hey we we
should be getting more
more money for this because it's 50 50 split but songwriters are getting a
writer credit and a
performance credit right and so they wanted comics to do that but that doesn't
really make sense
because comedians are like i'm not using your bits like right and so you wouldn't
get a writing credit
for my performance right so it was strange and so then pandora was like this we're
pulling everything
down and pulled a bunch of guys off including including myself but i still don't
totally understand
so who wanted the credit like when you say writer and then performer credit was
that to the comics so
the comics would get paid twice yeah okay so instead of like an artist that
didn't write their song
the comics are like no we deserve to get paid twice because we created the
entire content exactly but
pandora was like no we can't do that right because the writers i mean like when
you're singing a song
and someone else wrote it right that makes sense right right but no one's doing
anybody's bits
right right so like i can't sit up here and do a headberg bit and if you are
you probably bought
them from them you know yeah so there was some sort of agreement yeah yeah i
bought a a heckle line once
from a buddy of mine back in boston it's such a dumb line uh brian fraser the
comedian uh the joke was
it's this is like to someone in the audience that's heckling you like this is
my impression of god
when he made you okay just a dash of cunt oh no the cap fell off too much cunt
how much did you pay for it i don't remember i think it was 500 i don't
remember but it was such
a great line i was like dude that's a hilarious line he's like i'll never use
it i go sell it to me i'll
fucking use it but uh you know i was like a year into comedy i was like you
know when you're a year
into comedy anything that works it's like you have tools you have just like a
toolbox yeah anything
that works they're so precious you're so scared to write new ones ah yeah you're
like start to freak
out and then you're like oh this come and go gas station bit always works right
you know so you fall
back on that right and that even that sucks you know it's kind of like the
problem is like when you're
starting out you say things in a very specific way and that might not be the
best way to say that bit
but that's the way you're kind of stuck saying it yeah that is a problem with
bits like sometimes when
you create even today like i'll create a i'm working on a new one and i'm like
i don't know about this
i feel like there's another way to say this and i'm just banking on the way
that i've been saying
it over and over and over again and maybe i should just abandon it and let it
sit there for a bit and
come back to it sometimes so i didn't work summers for a long time i have two
kids and when i was you
know when they were in high school i'd always be home during the summer and i
found that in september
i would always be able to fix bits a little bit better because i let them sit i
almost forgot about
them you know how it starts and then your brain is like i have to get to this
point but i can't
remember how i got there right and so then you start to put it together a
little differently and
they're probably working in the back of your head subconsciously too because
even though you're not
doing comedy for three months you're still probably thinking in three months i'm
gonna do comedy yeah i
think so because yeah so it's probably like working in the background most
likely yeah for sure that i mean
that's what they say sleeping on it is all about yeah like if your piano piece
if you can't figure it out
you play it before you go to bed a bunch of times and then all of a sudden the
next morning you wake
up and you're like there's been a few times where i woke up in the middle of
the night to pee and i
realized how to fix a joke yeah it's just like all of a sudden you're like oh
that's it that's it
it just needed one more little ingredient it is a fun eureka moment when you
fix a bit dude what is it
where's it coming from like where is it where's the joy coming from no where's
the where's the ideas
coming from where the are they coming from i think they do sit i think there's
a part back there that's
just constantly going and we don't hear about it and then when it's done they're
like get it to the
front yeah but i but the even the creation of an idea is so mysterious i mean
that's why people invoke
the concept of the muse you know that's the stephen pressfield he like swears
by it that the war of
art books is all about the muse about summoning the muse when you write there's
something there's
something weird going on i'll tell you that because it seems like they just
like enter into your head
like a photon like some from space just all sudden it's in there and like oh
that was an idea and even
though it's your idea like i i take credit for writing like i'll take credit
for fixing jokes i'll
take credit for like going up i always feel like i can't really take credit for
the original idea the
original idea is almost like this little gift absolutely you know like you see
something or somebody's
doing something and you go oh and that sparked something and you just yeah all
right i gotta
write this down sometimes you just say it out of nowhere you just say it like
you don't even know
why you're saying it you're just saying it yeah and it's like you didn't even
think that much it just
came out yeah there's times where on stage where you're just all of a sudden
riffing a bit and you
hit them with something and they start clapping you're like oh god damn thank
god i'm recording this oh yeah
sometimes sometimes that's the best part of the bit and you're like what the
fuck is going on like how
is that the best part of the bit it feels it's almost like you'r