Name: JRE MMA Show #161 with Khalil Rountree Jr.
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE MMA Show #161 with Khalil Rountree Jr.' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-07-31. Transcript available.

JRE MMA Show #161 with Khalil Rountree Jr.

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
Yeah.
What's up?
Good to see you, man.
We're back, we're back, we're back.
We were just talking about eating pigeon.
So I was in Europe and I had pigeon and it's a red meat.
Wait, pigeon's a red meat?
Yeah, it's red and they serve it very rare.
Yeah.
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
I know.
Wait, first of all, eating pigeon is just, it's different.
But you're telling me that it's red meat and they serve it rare.
Yeah, it's rare.
I need more details.
I know, I was a little stunned too.
When the guy, well, the chef basically, he brought us out food, right?
We didn't order off the menu, he just brought us out this food.
And when the pigeon came, yeah, it looks red, man.
Like, it looks almost like you're eating a piece of steak.
It's like before you prep it, you know?
Like, this is not what I would expect it being, like, getting served this.
Well, there's a bunch of different birds that have red meat.
Like ostrich, ostrich's red meat.
I didn't know that either.
Yeah, I used to get ostrich burgers at Fuddruckers.
I think Fuddruckers went under, unfortunately.
You know what?
I think I did have an ostrich burger at Fuddruckers, like, years ago.
Yeah.
Now that I think about it.
It's the shit.
It's very good.
Okay.
Wow.
So, wait.
Tell me more about this.
What's the word again?
How do you say it?
Squab.
Squab.
That's what they call it.
They call it squab.
But this guy just said it was pigeon.
It's like a pigeon breast.
Yeah, it's pigeon breast.
It's like a red meat.
It does look kind of juicy, huh?
Like, when you see a pigeon, they're pretty, like...
They're pretty jacked, so I'd imagine it's a good cutlet.
Well, this conversation started off air because that's what it looks like.
No, that's the ribeye of the sky.
Oh, okay.
That's Sandhill Crane.
Now, look at that.
Doesn't that look like beef?
Yeah, it looks like beef.
They call them ribeyes in the sky.
That's Sandhill Cranes.
Wow.
It's delicious, apparently.
That's crazy.
I've never had it, but it's supposed to be insanely delicious.
Wow.
Yeah, they hunt them in Texas.
It's a big one in Texas.
That's interesting.
Yeah.
So, we were talking about animals that have been modified.
Like, we were looking at Carl, and we were like,
How crazy is it that a human, over thousands of years,
altered by select breeding, created that thing?
It's kind of nuts.
Yeah, I mean, since we're on that topic, this is kind of weird.
There was one night I was going down this crazy, like, YouTube spiral,
and there was some guy who was just making creations.
Like, he used human...
He was just cross-fertilizing shit.
Oh, God.
Yeah, it was the craziest thing ever.
Chimeras, right?
I don't know what the hell you call it.
But he was, like, making these creatures,
and then they were, like, living in these jars,
and then it would fast forward, like, you know, three weeks, four weeks,
and they're growing.
And one of them had this, like, crazy little eye,
and it was the weirdest shit I've ever seen,
which then led me down going in another spiral,
where it's, like, apparently there are people around the world
who will, like, do, like, breed, like, goat mixed with, like, fucking human.
And, like, it's just weird, man.
There's a whole other world out there.
I'm not surprised.
There's a whole other world out there.
Do you know the Russians were trying to do that in World War I or World War II?
Which World War was it?
So the Russians were trying to make a hybrid human slash chimpanzee.
And the idea was you get a super violent psycho human,
and you don't have to worry about Russians dying.
You got this fucking creation,
because Russians were dying by the millions.
I mean, World War I and World War II were fucking up.
It would have been World War I.
World War I.
Unbelievably brutal.
So hybridization of animals is famous for controversial attempts
to create a human-ape hybrid
by inseminating three female chimpanzees with human sperm.
Yeah, it's wild.
Yeah, bro.
They were trying wild shit.
They were trying to make something
so that they could send it off to war.
Did they succeed?
We don't know.
We don't know.
That's the thing.
See, that's the crazy thing.
Where are these test things going?
Where are the test subjects, you know?
Like, what the hell happened?
Well, listen, I think we both agree.
For sure there's a clone out there in the world, right?
There has to be something.
There has to be, right?
They must have tried that.
Yeah.
They've done it with sheep.
They do it with...
You can get your dog cloned.
You can get Carl cloned.
Yeah.
Yeah, let's do it, Jamie.
No hesitation.
Yeah, please.
If you get Carl cloned, I want version two
because Carl's is amazing.
What are the expensive clones?
Yeah, Carl's...
Yeah, they're very expensive, right?
Isn't it like...
It's like 25 grand, I think.
That's how much I would sell them for.
Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Oh, Carl's would be worth some money.
But I think it's a lot of money, but they can do it.
But, I mean, the whole Dolly the Sheep thing,
like when that was the first animal they cloned,
I think there was a bunch of failed attempts.
So, you know, what is the odds that it comes out exactly like your dog?
It might be all fucked up.
It might be psychotic.
It might have no soul.
You don't know.
Yeah, right?
It may look like your dog, but who knows what the hell is going on.
It'd be real creepy.
They'd fucking chew on wires.
It's like the very dark, like, satanic version of your dog or something.
Pet Sematary.
Yeah, exactly.
Remember Pet Sematary?
Yeah, dude.
Yeah, you bury the pet.
Like, the pet comes back, but now it's still kind of your pet, but now it's
evil.
Oh, fuck that.
No, just thinking about that, it freaks me out.
But I think that, I don't know how I went down that spiral, but.
Oh, you can go down some YouTube rabbit holes, man.
Yeah, dude.
I've gone down some serious YouTube rabbit holes.
Yeah.
I spent like four hours once researching this theory about Neanderthals, that
this guy, there's
one dude that thought that Neanderthals, we have this idea of Neanderthals that
they look
just like us.
Okay.
And he thinks no, he thinks they probably look more like gorillas, like, and
they probably
were covered in hair, and they were probably able to see at night, and they
were probably
super violent, and they might have hunted us.
So he had this whole theory about, like, these super predator, chimpanzee-looking
Neanderthals.
That sounds interesting.
Yeah, crazy, dude.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Crazy, but most likely not correct.
Most people, the real anthropologists who have studied this stuff, like, no, no,
no, no.
We know some of them had red hair.
But red hair could be like orangutans have red hair.
Yep.
You know, but they had giant eyeballs, you know, and they were just very
different than
us, but close enough that we're, we interbred with them.
Yeah, I, I gotta see this.
I mean, like, this type of stuff is super interesting.
Like, I, like, it's hard for me to get into, like, fantasy books and stuff like
that, but,
like, YouTube videos on, like, you know, like, this Neanderthal, like, kind of
theory or
whatever.
I have spent so much time just going down rabbit holes.
Brain ticklers.
Yeah, I don't know if it's made me a better person.
It just fucks up your thought process, you're right?
Just, like, driving down the street and then you have this random thought about,
yeah.
It'll make for good conversation.
You know, I always have, like, things that I could pull up.
Did you know?
Yeah.
Because there's always stuff in there.
It's nice to have the friends that kind of are in the same little, like, you
know,
they're open to kind of some of the weird shit so you can just have fun
conversations.
And I have friends that go too far.
They'll call Eddie Bravo up and I'll just go, I gotta go.
He's like, dude.
He's so deep.
He's so deep in the CIA, MKUltra, like, the deepest of the deep.
Yeah.
He's in that shit all day long.
And my friend Kurt Metzger, he's the worst.
If I call him up, like, he knows everything about every conspiracy that's ever
happened.
And he knows all the people that were involved.
And he'll start rattling things off to you like, oh, my God, you're giving me
anxiety.
Yeah, yeah, it probably freaks you out.
I can only imagine.
You're like, okay, stop.
It's too much.
Yeah.
Especially today.
It's just, like, seems like the world could fucking explode at any minute.
Oh, at any minute, dude.
What the hell are we living in?
This, it's, yeah, that's why I guess it's better to just kind of, yeah, you
gotta put a stop
to, like, what we consume.
You know, like, what information we want to, like, let into our brains.
It's, there's a, what was it, Avi Levinovich, is that the guy that was on the
podcast and
talked about it?
He has a great phrase.
He, you know, we have processed food is bad for you, ultra processed food.
This is processed information.
Yeah.
And that's the way he described it.
It's like, oh, yeah, it's like junk food for your brain.
It's like, but you're eating snacks.
Man.
Instead of, like, taking in a meal.
Yeah, that's so crazy.
It reminds me, I don't know why, kind of off subject, but on.
You know the comedian, Ronnie Chang?
Yes.
So, he had a really, really funny, like, part in, in his most recent, like,
stand-up bit.
And he was, he talks a lot about, like, you know, social media and just, like,
the internet
and this country, everything.
But he said one thing, he's like, something about, like, Americans.
He's like, it's very common, you know, Americans are like, I'll die for my
country.
I'll die.
And he's like, how about you read a book for your country?
He's like, how about that, you know?
And it was, it was funny coming from him.
Ronnie's funny, man.
But, I mean, like, that's, I guess, what brought that up is, like, yeah,
processed information,
right?
We have a lot of fast, you know, info.
Somebody can divvy up a video really quick and put it out there and it's the
first thing
we see so we believe it, you know?
Or, like, something can go viral and we've seen it a bunch of times and then on
to the
next thing and we're getting this information.
But, like, it's a lot different than, like, okay, let me pick up a book or,
like, a couple
things and actually read it and see if these things, you know, align and, like,
okay, now
I can kind of formulate it.
Like, okay, this is closer to the truth.
And actual understanding the history of how these things are figured out, how
this is formulated,
what led to that instead of just the article or, worse yet, a YouTube or TikTok
video.
Yeah, exactly.
Yeah, how many people are educated by TikTok today?
Everybody.
That's a lot.
I really firmly believe that it's, like, shifting the way people think about
things in a negative
direction.
Yeah.
I really, I used to poo-poo it.
I used to think, ah, the algorithm, whatever.
But now I'm like, oh, it's definitely, it's definitely fucking up the country.
100%.
And I think China's doing it on purpose.
I think it's brilliant.
Yeah.
I mean, I've heard that.
I definitely don't have the, like, capacity to figure out if it's, like, the
truth or not.
But I did hear that.
That's kind of crazy.
Well, you know, their TikTok's very different than ours.
That's what I heard.
Like, it's, like, all, like, science and, like, positive stuff.
Martial arts.
Informational martial arts.
Yep.
Science achievements.
And ours is just, like, ratchet.
Like, the worst.
Just the craziest stuff ever.
Yeah, I've seen more people get shot on Instagram.
Instagram reels.
Those little, what, and accounts I don't even follow.
Yeah.
Right?
So it's, like, Instagram knows that I'm watching fucked up things.
So they're showing me, like, you know, failed carjacking attempts.
All kinds of things.
Ugh.
People get run over by trucks.
Like, every day, man.
I tried to create, I created a TikTok, like, shortly.
Because my wife was using it.
And she, like, they have, like, shopping or something on 