Name: JRE Fight Companion - August 17, 2024
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JRE Fight Companion - August 17, 2024

it's working like why can't we just hear brendan talk about hitler
yeah okay we up yep okay we're up ladies and gentlemen so sorry there was a bit
of an issue
um so we're just talking about steve ursig and how good he looked against pantoja
and i was saying
some people thought he won but to your point that last round might have been
the yeah i thought the
last round was a decider i thought it was super close though and you know he
looked awesome he but
just pantoja is just such a veteran he knows how to win and he pulled it off he
pulled it off in the
last round but uh that ursig kid man for that being his first world title fight
his how many fights has
he had in the ufc like four how many how many fights has steve ursig had the
the crazy thing is about
flyweight it's like flyweight and heavyweight if you come in and you are a
fucking beast you move up
the ladder quick not a lot of 125 pound dudes not a lot of 265 pound dudes so
if you can get elite
like think about guys like that are state that stay in the top 10 in the heavyweight
division
like losses that would take you out of the mix in the 155 division that you you
stay in the mix
the only one that catapulted is your boy uh umar nagamadov
oh umar so good man so look at this he's only had three fights in the ufc
before he fights pantoja
for the world title that's amazing and by the way looks so good especially in
the matt schnell fight
fuck that dude looked good and all four of those fights happened within one
year yeah it fought
quick june november which is great if you stay healthy because it was a unanimous
decision one uh
yes it was a unanimous which is wild but no no no that's not wild i think it
was correct i think it
was correct i think it was close it was close but i like when the guy wins the
last round i think it
means i mean i'm an old school guy right i like pride rules i like that i think
their theory of scoring is
school yard theory but that's not the game i get it that's true too but it is
also fighting
school yard theory is real like if a guy's on top of you and the teachers break
it up that guy beat
your ass i'm with you but that ain't the sport we're watching i know i know but
that's a real thing
i know this is not scientific or technical or look i'm an i'm a martial artist
i think i'm a purist
i think the best style should win which is why i don't think people should get
stood up
i don't think i think there's a lot of things that just like shouldn't happen
that happen in the sport
but i i'm a pretty i'm pretty much a purist i only want to know what the works
you know yeah
yeah but but you would be you would be open to if they made the third round or
fifth round of a fight
count more it's just gotta feel right perfectly i was saying this the other day
i think they shouldn't
let the judges they should only let the judges watch the last round the pride
rules that's wild
the pride rules they treated it like a fight fight like in a fight fight the
end of the fight is
worth more than the beginning of the fight no doubt you know because the guys
have been fighting for
a long time who's winning at the end and i'm and i'm with it especially when i
went bankrupt
very good call very good what he's doing on this one but i think they went
bankrupt because of shady
business whatever you tell yourself dude i think it was some yakuza stuff wasn't
it yeah a lot of that
yeah but it was i'm with you it was great bro but i don't think it went bad
because they judged it badly
because dude those fights were amazing also wasn't the didn't the ufc just
start to become
what it is oh it wasn't even what it is no pride was before you see pride was
huge before the ufc was
huge yes but the ufc was not as big pride in japan would get 80 000 people in
an arena tokyo dome
like watch dude these shows were insane people would walk out who was it what
was that one fighter the
brazilian cat that got burnt because he walked out they hit him with the pyrotechnics
was it akuna
it was early i don't know what you're talking about pyrotechnics like the super
ball it might not
have been pride it might have been one of those other organizations i know what
you're talking about
they got burnt yeah it was one of those organizations in japan and this dude
this cat comes out and gets
cooked and michael jackson and he was good man they up his body like he had
like third degree burns over
like half his body fights toughen up and you know he had with no loss yeah joe
hill de olivera
yeah set on fire in pride i mean that guy was good man he was good who knows
how bad that sets
back your career they'd light you on fire doesn't help get done after that i
don't know man but i would
imagine you've it's like significant things to overcome your skin's all burnt
up what do you do going
forward you go get fire safety talks well i think they had to pay him off they
had to give him some
but i also remember in pride like those fights were epic the talent was insane
worldwide but here's
the thing zero drug testing matter of fact yes let's go i'm with you i'm with
you so they actually
encouraged steroids oh yeah 100 you get a better product ensign anyway told us
on the podcast in
specific it has in capital letters we do not test for steroids rampage
tell you that too oh you told me yeah yeah dude it's just they were wild and
they put on the best
shows and they had some of the most amazing fights ever and i think the most
talent stacked heavyweight
division that has ever existed if you want to think about the prime of pride
heavyweight you have no
gara over you have mark coleman you have oveream you have crow cop you have fedor
god wouldn't it be dope what a murderer's role if ufc had like a like a 40 and
up division where they
don't test nah man ain't nobody trying to see that bro it's like a master's
division yeah you only want
so much brain damage then you just gotta opt out the smart guys opt out you don't
you're already gonna
struggle you're already gonna struggle don't you don't want to give you getting
beat up continuously until
you're dead some people do you're right so i feel like you should be able to
ride horses some some
people built like that you're gonna have to tranquilize romero yeah they're
gonna have yeah
he's doing bare knuckle yeah yeah that's where they go here's the thing about
yoel though
for whatever reason yoel has the capacity to compete at an elite level deep
into his 40s
naturally because he's a mutant he's a freak of freaks do you want to talk it's
everything man
the neck is crazy but you know the neck is all surgically repaired right you
know that
he's like robocop right bro he's like the neck is one piece it's like a rod
yeah there's a rod
you'll remember they had this next he had d-ball in this baby bottle yeah bro
his dad's a stingray
that's why his neck's like they fucking abracadabra that guy they did some
stuff with that guy they're
looking at a stingray like yeah let's do this just there's just ears to
shoulders i know people have
heard me tell the story but i'm going to tell again because it's so crazy the ufc
took him to a doctor
and the the doctor said where'd you get this guy and they they go yeah he's
amazing right they go no
he's got a different structure they said the tendons in his eyes are three
times larger than a normal
persons they said he's already healing he had a fractured orbital they're like
he's already
healing he's like wolverine also we don't even know if he's 40. he's from cuba
he might be 70.
when he was sitting in that chair bro there's only there's a couple moments in
doing podcasts where
i got like reasonably uncomfortable really because i was in the room with
someone who could just
just has this ability just crush you at any moment yeah it was him and tyson tyson
the second time i did the
podcast with him when he's getting ready to fight roy jones totally different tyson
first tyson was
like this mellow hippie almost like he was this dude who's like true not
working out yeah he was
just i don't want to work out i just want to be cool second one was like hyped
up tyson i was like
whoa you see him hit the bullseyes with the darts the other day blindfolded
crazy
bro that guy would kill you but there has to be a part of you joe with with tyson
at least if
hits the fan you're a black belt i'll get his ankle he's giving some trouble
with yoel there's nothing you have
nothing there's nothing you can do i can't even help you i mean if i'm if you're
really lucky tyson's
got a bad knee you know if you're really lucky your only hope is to catch a nagging
injury yeah yeah
your only hope your only collapses on himself you've seen him hit pads he's
still you up
he'll still you up but the yoel romero thing is different like yoel was
explaining how he grew up in
cuba and about how he went through their their wrestling program and he was
talking about how if you were the
elite you ate three times a day but if you were below that you ate twice a day
yeah and he was intent and
he goes and you're working out with all these animals like with their only way
to make their life
better is through athletic achievement they gotta win and these guys are just
warriors and they're going
at it every day and yoel looked at me he goes and it makes you on my jean
i was like oh shit i'm good that mean when you're talking to a real machine
like one of the most elite
wrestlers to ever compete in mma a freak athlete you look at some of yoel's
knockouts like look at that
knockout to weidman that flying knee with weidman the luke rockhold he knocks
him out and then he kisses
him freak bro he's a he was a freak freak and for that guy to explain like what
he went through as a
person to get to be the guy he is now which is why he's so calm when he gets in
there man and still
competing with a fused neck or whatever fused yeah so he got to swing his whole
body yeah but his neck
doesn't it doesn't move around like an action figure but i think it might help
him take a shot yes because
derek brunson hit him with a switch kick once i mean just blasted him in the
neck and he just walked
that off like it was nothing because the whole right because the whole thing's
fused and then it's like
a necklace in football his traps begin at the top of his head that brought guys
like a flying squirrel yep
so that that's like the freak of freaks when that guy says something you're
like and it makes you
i'm a jean then you got some kid in calabasas talking about wrestling in the olympics
i'm like good luck
good luck you had a soft life you ate ring dings and ho-hos and get three
hot meals it's like you have to you have to win for dinner bro i'm gonna start
taking my kids meals
you get breakfast and lunch and dinner's a toss-up i remember don fry was on um
inside mma once i love
that show it was a great show i loved that were you ever on there yeah yeah i
did it a couple of times
i did once where i was explaining a back take from quarter mount sick it was
like me and boss rootin did like a
technique thing where i showed him how to do that it's called samurai you know
that one when you
slip around behind a guy you can get his back yeah yeah you're on top yeah um
but so uh don fry
is on inside mma and he starts saying he goes the russians are the last real
men left
see if you can find it see if you can find it it's amazing because don fry who's
like the
manliest man of all time with his crazy cowboy mustache old school he goes them
russians are the
last real men left kenny oh coming up later this month against mo lual does
that surprise you that
fedor decided to skip the ufc and go strike force way no not at all you gotta
you know go where you're
happy and go where you're most comfortable and go for the money and that's got
to be the deal with
fedor right i mean because he he owns m1 he is m1 basically i'll tell you the russians
don't like
being told what to do especially by some pansy you know god damn russians are
last men on the
planet you know everybody in the u