Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2200 - Kat Timpf
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2200 - Kat Timpf' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-10. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2200 - Kat Timpf

Joe Rogan podcast check it out the Joe Rogan experience
What's up nice to meet you great to meet you too. Thank you. Thanks for being
here. Of course. Yeah, of course. I'm here right
Of course, I'm gonna do this
Yeah, so
You wrote a book about well, I think the title is I used to like you but until
yeah
I used to like you until yeah
Why did you want to do that? What was the motivation behind that?
I mean every it's it's not a hot take that everything's so divided now, right?
I think a lot of people have noticed that but I think I'm really in this unique
position where I kind of get it from both sides
Because I'm independent politically. I just want very small government
Which I think puts me at odds with both parties sometimes depending on what the
issue is
So I will sometimes get shit from the I'm on Fox News
So I'll get sometimes shit from the viewers for sometimes more of this more
social issues
Or I'm not religious that kind of a thing
But then the people on the left a lot of them won't even want to have a
conversation with me
So like oh she works at Fox News that tells me everything I need to know about
Yeah, and I think that that's doing some real damage
Overall to us as a country by the fact that we're letting because I'm not
special in that aspect, right?
People will let one aspect of a person completely just that's all I need to
know about that person. I'm not gonna talk to that person. Yeah
Yeah, yeah, that's a real problem and it's so funny like if you say I'm
independent
I just want small government immediately people start thinking prepper. Yeah, KKK
Piling guns living in the woods. Yeah, I'm independent
I want small government is like you're you might be a dangerous person which is
such a wild take
Well, people think that just because you don't think the gut the government's
the best way to solve a problem
That doesn't actually mean you don't care about the problem
So if you don't think the government can solve something like oh, well, you're
a piece of shit because you don't you don't care about this
So this it's like no, I just don't think the government's gonna solve it
I mean the problem with the government solving problems and the the government
is not financially
Invested in a solution. No, they just want to have more jobs and they want to
keep more
Bureaucracy and more people working on a problem. Hence the California homeless
problem. Yeah, I imagine if that was farmed off to the private sector
Yeah, imagine if the only way to make money in the homeless problem is actually
creating a solution for it
Yeah, but there's no there's like you said there's no actual
Incentive for them to do that. New York's the same. I mean, I live in New York
because I love my job
But if I didn't have my job, I would not live there because it's so expensive
Right and I was in LA last week and I was coming back from JFK in the morning
after a red-eye
I am exhausted. I'm pregnant. I'm trying to sleep in the car and the roads. I'm
just
Getting pothole after pothole. I'm like going on. I'm like, what are my taxes
going exactly? Yeah, does everyone always say these wrote the roads are shit?
Yeah, so I lived in New York once I drove I had to do an audition
I drove to I lived in New Rochelle
So I lived like right outside the Bronx and I drove to the city and home from
the city
I blew out one tire driving to the city at a pull over the side of the road
change this fucking tire
Dangerous risking my life on the way back. I blew out another tire. Yeah, geez.
Yeah potholes
Yeah, and it's so expensive you just hear that bang and you're like shit
Yeah, it's so expensive. I mean I the fact that I have I feel very luxurious
and it's like a flex to be able to have a child
Actually, because we have enough space to put a baby in our rental apartment
Which most people don't actually like I never thought I would get to that
position people live in closets
Yeah, I've lived in cloth when I first moved to New York. I lived in hot East
Harlem
I lived in a truly actually dangerous neighborhood and I was broken like just
so broke and
It's I don't know how people survive. I I really don't I don't know why I don't
know how I did you can get jobs other places
Yeah, I had my stupid dream which and it worked out well for me your stupid
dream. I wanted to do exactly what I'm doing now
Congratulations. Thank you. I mean and then it's of course you achieve
something. You're like, what's the next thing?
What's the next thing? What's the next thing? I'm that kind of person, but and
I'm also
It's been so I'm
Off of amphetamines right now cuz I'm pregnant for the first time since I was
five. Whoa, isn't that crazy? Whoa. Yeah
What kind of amphetamine? I mean you name it. I mean so I was five I've 80 I do
have ADHD. I was five years old
What does that mean so if it could be a lot of things right it could be lack of
focus it can be
Emotional dysregulation, but for me a lot of times it's not diagnosed in women
until they're older
I was a nuisance
I was unable to function in the classroom setting which I think is more
noticeable if you're a girl
I was acting like a kind of like a boy for lack of better. I mean I was I was
Breaking shit. I was like rough housing. I was unable to function in the
classroom
And then it they we went and got my IQ looked at that. Oh, she's really smart
She just can't so they I was on Ritalin since I was five
And now I'm not
Wow, isn't that crazy? It is crazy. I hear that and I'm like that sounds like
me
Yeah, I don't know what it means because I bet you can focus on things that you
enjoy
See yes, I can write but writing is really hard which is writing's hard for
everybody. That's why no one's a writer
Right, but I'm a writer, but I've been on amphetamines this since I was five
I don't remember a time being off of them if I haven't been sick or
In bed somewhere in the hospital like really sick. I've been taking one of
these drugs
I mean Vyvanse is what I was most recently taking so as an ambitious person it's
been tough for me to be pregnant
But I don't know what of it is because I don't know I don't know what of it is
No, is the pregnancy one of it is no amphetamines one of it is no nicotine
because I mean
I can't wait to go back to nicotine but cigarettes or pouches pouches I like
gum and pouches
so
Let me get this straight. So you're you're young you're real energetic
You don't want to sit still in class, but are you interested in some things
like do you focus on some things in your life?
Yeah, probably I was really into outside and bugs and reptiles right and when
you're around those things did you focus probably?
I don't remember that. Well, yeah
That's why I don't know what this is because every time someone talks about
ADHD and people want to insist
That isn't it that's an actual pathology. That's an actual issue and I'm always
like boy
I don't know because I think it's a superpower
so for me I
Like it's I've just decided to view it like okay
I'm not taking this they told me you can take the medication while you're
pregnant
But we just don't know what it'll what an effect don't have I'm like, well, I'm
not I'm not comfortable with that
So I just I quit I quit it I quit nicotine quit everything
But you know, I just try to view it as an experiment like I've never been off
of these drugs
And I'm gonna try being off of these drugs doing the most simple task to me
feels like I'm doing it through mud
It's really hard for me. Yes, it's really hard
But one thing that I think I'm gonna after I give birth
I'm gonna go back to it to some extent but I don't want to use it on stage
anymore because I feel like I've been better on stage without
amphetamines
Well, I know people that do I've never done amphetamines. I've never done Adderall.
I've never done coke
I'm scared of him
But a buddy mine who had done Adderall and then gone on stage that was terrible.
So yeah, he's never smiling
He was all serious where he's up there. So it was awful. Yeah to me and I
Guess I feel normal and I've never really been off of it. Like it was never
really my decision
It was never my decision to go on it
So what makes you think that you're better on stage off of it because I one of
my root issues is impulse control
Which is a problem and everywhere but a stage right because if you're not
thinking too much then you're gonna be better on stage
I think
So I think I'm I don't get as nervous
I'm not thinking as much about what if I say this I just I've already said it
right and on a stage
That's the best place for that. That's the one place where you can really do
that and it's gonna be okay
Right, so I I still the writing is tough doing laundry stuff
Being emotionally stable is tough
But my husband is a very patient man, but I also don't know what of that is the
pregnancy
I am not sure right is your first one my first one. Yeah, so there's lots going
on. It's a lot
But it's like I'm so messed up because I've done these the amphetamines were so
long that let's just say if something doesn't go well
I'm like it would have been better if I was on Vyvanse, so it's like you know
Because I don't know
But it's you know, but I just don't know cuz I've heard from what I've heard if
you're pregnant that can make you a little crazy, too
I'm sure right. I mean your hormones are going crazy. You got a little person
growing inside your body. Oh weird
And I know so much going on it's the most normal thing ever I get like
everybody does it
That's why we're all here, but like I've never done it right to me. It's wild
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and again
It only happens to one half of the population. Yes, and it's the reason why
life is here
And it's treated as if it's not that big of a deal. Yeah, it really is
It's one of the main focuses in this election is whether or not you can kill
the baby
It's yeah without I'm sorry to say it that way. I mean, I'm not I'm not in any
way
Trying to take away someone's right to choose. I'm not that guy
But I'm just saying what it is it what it actually is is you're deciding
Whether or not someone should be able to tell you whether you could terminate
the baby that's inside of you
That's gonna become a person. Oh, yeah, I think that's obviously I mean I'm pro-choice
I just don't think the government should be involved in it at all and I think
that there's all these there's so many different levels to it
Right like my husband and I we froze embryos years ago. So I have nine frozen
Yo, kids just wait
Thought out but those are crazy
Those are just a couple cells that are in a freezer whatever I know what's in
there
I mean, who knows what's in the embryo? I so you've really so you think I
should have all of them?
I don't know what's in there. I don't know. I mean, what if every embryo is a
life and
Not just a life but a soul and a soul waiting to emerge like once you've done
the deed
I'm not saying I'm not that guy. I'm not this. No, I don't think you are. Yeah,
this guy
But I'm just let's put it