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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2205 - Legion of Skanks' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-09-24. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2205 - Legion of Skanks

The Joe Rogan Experience
Train by day Joe Rogan podcast by night all day
Boys good to see you. What's happening? What's up Joe?
You have a little adventure coming over here. We did go a little off sweating
This one ever dropped off the wrong spot. This one might be on me
No, no about about this off at the completely right spot on his mind and the
amount that I cursed
Him because we thought it was the wrong spot. I mean we spent on me that's on
me because I should have got you guys the car service
We have the car service. It takes guys all but I figured you guys were already
here
You had transportation when we were at about
I don't know three-quarters into our
Three-quarter mile walk here
You said somebody over to come get us and he pulled up in a car
And he goes he goes you guys for Joe, right? We said yeah, and he goes follow
me and then just drove away
You know what you were too sweaty. Yeah, that's what it was
We just had his shirt off still you could see him
My eyes were gone because my hair product was in my eyes. He's like hey are you
guys here for Joe Rogan?
He told me to bring you this heat lamp
You can carry that with you. The sauna is ready when you get this pocket warmers.
Can you guys carry these kettlebells over to the studio?
Where I was in Utah where it was like 50 degrees and then I came right here to
Austin
It was like 98 when I got out of the car. I was like yo, I forgot
Yeah, I forgot about this. Summer doesn't end in Texas. It lasts a long time,
but it does get winter here. It's hilarious
They shut it down. The Austin people don't know what the fuck to do and it snows
out. There's no infrastructure at all
I got stuck in Houston for maybe four or five days because they had I mean
I want to say a light flurry and there's a little bit of ice, but Texas doesn't
have like, you know
No plouts. No salt trucks. When we had the big freeze the first year I moved
here, they did nothing. Yeah
They did nothing. They just let it thaw. Yeah, I
I was the one flight that was able to get out one time to go to Dallas
For a gig and they had like it was three inches of snow
But the whole place shuts down and the thank God because the car that picked me
up to drive me to the hotel that night
If there was other cars in the road, dude, it would have been ping-ponging
Every time he stopped the car would like turn sideways complete
But he was just calm because there was nobody else in the road
So it didn't really matter tell me this sketchiest feeling is not when you're
in like Edmonton or some shit and they have to spray that stuff on the wings
Oh, yeah, I sir in the wings
Yeah, like yo like there's a real because it's kind of a misty
Freezing rain thing going on you like there's a real possibility
Like go, you know fucking one in a thousand one in a hundred thousand chance
that those fucking things aren't gonna go up
Because they're frozen stuck so they have to spray it and what would happen if
those things didn't go up?
You're fucked!
Is that it?
There's no control of the plane
I just don't I don't want to know anything
I think I'm like yeah, they got a back up
That's what I think I always remember talking to I think it's been Bailey years
ago and I was like, you know
It's so funny the more I fly the more I'm afraid of flying somehow I go but I
have to just assume
Planes are designed that like if all fails like they're designed to kind of be
able to be able to be glided to safety
And he was like no, if you lose all the engines
He goes oh, if you lose all the engines it nose dives directly to the ground
That's why it was such a big deal the miracle in the Hudson
It was a miracle that the guy was able to land the plane when the engines went
out, right?
And that's because that guy was like a real serious pilot. Yeah, that guy
really knew how to fucking fly a plane
He was a real hero. I love the argument that he's not those makes me laugh.
They're like he did his job. He goes sure
Woman if he's a trans woman for a third world country, he'd be the greatest
hero of all time
I remember when it landed I was rooting for him to be drunk
Like I just wanted him to come out and I fucking did it on coke
I also wish there was like
Like a drag queen that would do something heroic so everyone's gotta like
praise the things of like, you know, like cunt lips thunder tits
They always got stupid names
How weird is it that it's an argument whether or not drag queens should be
reading books to kids?
It's
What's the upside of that?
Why?
Whose idea was this?
Yeah, can we talk to the first person who came up with this idea?
Like what you know kids lacking these days the most aggressive gays yelling at
them?
But listen to the story honey at the very least I've met some very nice drag
queens
But at the very least it's an odd choice that might be one that someone's out
of their fucking mind chooses
It's a possibility, right? It's not zero
Absolutely well, I went to one
It's almost like we actually did a sketch we did a thing called legion of
sketch where we
Performed dirty comedy to kids in a library and that was the whole point is
that we were like, you know, you know
It's it's an adult job. You know what I'm saying?
It's not meant for a little kid
So somebody pouring makeup and even though it's not inherently sexual what they're
doing in that moment
It's like what their their whole thing is meant for a nightclub for adults
Well, it's like the people who defend it. They always go. I don't know. Have
you ever been to one like it's just a guy in a dress reading a story
It doesn't have to be weird, but then you're like, you know
What would be even less weird is a guy not in a dress reading a story or just a
teacher
Yeah, just like whoever the person so I guess the argument for it would be this
is what makes these people happy
We should normalize the fact that they want to dress up like very flamboyant
women we should normalize
That's the the argument if you wanted to like you shouldn't have porn stars
reading books to kids either
Yeah, but if you wanted to take the other side's position like what would you
say? You would say hey, this is fine to do that
It's fine to do that
but
It's still a biological man
Who's dressed up like a woman who's reading things to kids. It's still it's
like the odds of this being a hundred percent
Like really rational fascinating person who's gonna read books you get or
someone who's out of their fucking mind
There's it's not like a zero percent thing. It's like something you should be
kind of concerned about
If it was a stripper reading books to a kid
Convict yeah, you would go again. It's just not like it the whole thing that's
interesting about it
Is you take this fish out of water and I just don't think you should be
experimenting with kids guys on parole for violent crimes?
How about help them read the kids think about given puppies now?
How about corrupt politicians have them read the kids that
That was that I object to them. How about CEOs have been arrested for embezzlement?
How about them reading the kids?
How about all kinds of like maybe cool
I like kids laughing while a guy can't read to them
I like kids laughing while a guy can't read to them
I like kids laughing while a guy can't read to them
I like maybe cool but maybe super fucking sketchy people
Reading stories to kids you know there's a lot we could go with a lot of them
It's reading time with Dashaun
I don't know dude I was uh
Mary people convicted of violent assault, but they wouldn't do it again. It was
a bad move
How about the kids?
I was uh, I was on one of those apps to hire a babysitter
Recently and it's it's a very weird that I'd never done it before and it's
almost like it's almost like a dating app
Like you're like swiping left and right, but it's on for babysitters for your
kids and I will say
And I'm on the legion of skanks. I'm a comedian. I hang out in a pretty seedy
world
But it is amazing how judgmental you get when you're just judging a person off
their face over whether they're gonna watch your kids
Oh, yeah nose ring. You'll never be a freak. You'll never be more racist
Tattoos on the faces are no go
It's not like being an MMA fighter. Yeah, it's like you might be cool. You
might be a cool person
But sugar Sean O'Malley could pull it off post Malone could pull it off, but
not the fucking baby
I'm considering getting a tattoo on my face at skankfest
That's a good idea when we say how about if there was guys with tattoos on
their faces that wanted to read stories to kids would that be cool?
Who would be cool with that?
If it was post Malone you'd be like of course he's so cool
Let him read the stories to kids that'd be really fun
They'd probably be weirded out if your kids had like a face tattoo teacher at
all. Yeah, I'd be weirded out
I would not I would not like that
Listen like jelly rolls is the coolest motherfucker alive. He's got face
tattoos
There's a lot of people that do them and wish they didn't do them or do them
and are happy with them and like them
It's cool. No, I'm not saying you should
Possibility of you being out of your fucking mind is in there. No, no,
absolutely
I just mean also the idea that like I'm not like even I said post I don't think
a teacher with face tattoos might be the best teacher
Like in the world. I just think it's like as a parent you'd walk in and be like
this motherfucker's deal
It's possible that they could be they might be they might be
They might be the best teacher in history
They have to go so far above and beyond right if someone with a face tattoo is
an excellent teacher
Then let them teach inmates
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Like if my kids teacher had a sleeve like oh teacher is cool
But I think 30 years ago they probably did
If you showed up as a teacher 30 years ago people like what the fuck is this
guy doing?
Okay, biker bob get the fuck out of my classroom
Now it is a sign of cool if you see someone with like a button-down shirt and
like this part of the arm you see is completely done
You're like alright, yeah, but still I think they're probably it's probably
conservative America would still feel like a little weird about
Somebody with a sleeve teaching a little girl in kindergarten as a
representative of conservative America here
I will say I was at my daughter's
T-ball game and there was one of the moms pregnant and one of her kids is in
the t-ball game and she's in shorts and just has two
Legs sleeve tattoos now up no judgment that is fine, but there was something
where I was like
It's just a little odd
Let's go champ
I'm judging the town for letting a girl play t-ball. Yeah, that's crazy
It is. It's dangerous. I'm judging you for coming out as conservative
There I now I know Joe. This is my new grift. I am now Mr. Conservative. We got
to get Trump elected
You've given up on this libertarian stuff
There's no money in it. I figured out
There's definitely no money in it, but that's why they let it exist
You know if there w