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Joe Rogan Experience #2207 - Shawn Ryan

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What's up, Sean?
How are you, man?
How's it going?
Nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you.
I really enjoy your show.
It's very different.
When I first started watching, I was like,
oh, this guy's fucking interviewing all kinds of crazy people.
I like you like a Navy SEAL Art Bell.
It's kind of cool, man.
You go out there with people.
Like that one dude that was saying there's direct energy weapons in Antarctica.
You're letting that guy go out.
He's going out on a long-ass pier.
Oh, yeah.
Eric Hecker.
All those stories are so crazy.
I was just finishing, is it John Alexander?
Is that the gentleman that worked with UAPs and unidentified phenomenon and
mysteries?
He's done it all.
Fascinating.
He's done it all.
Fascinating.
All the way back to Vietnam, right?
Yeah.
Yeah.
That guy, what a crazy story, man.
You imagine being involved in that kind of shit?
I don't know.
Yeah.
How much do you believe it, though?
Like, it's like, when I hear the UFO stuff, there's a part of my brain that's
like,
don't get suckered into this.
This shit's nonsense.
There's something that, it just feels like, if they told me a super volcano was
going to
erupt, I would believe it.
Because super volcanoes are definitely real, and there's a historical precedent.
They've ruined civilizations.
They tell me that there's UFOs, and part of me is just like, I don't fucking
believe you.
Yeah.
You know what I mean?
Yeah, I know.
You know, I mean, you know what bothers me about the whole camp is nobody, none
of these
camps like talk to each other.
Right.
It's, it's, my camp knows everything.
Isn't that always the case, though?
Yeah.
That's the case in the military often, right?
Oh, yeah.
I was going to compare it to special ops.
That guy doesn't know shit.
I know every, you know, that's, that's kind of how.
When I was really young, I was like 24, I was dating this girl that was, she
did something
in government, and she was explaining to me, so this is pre-internet-ish.
You know, like, people didn't have the internet then.
It's like, early 90s, right?
And she said that she, she, one of her jobs was to make sure that information
that the
Navy had received would be available to the Army.
So, like, you have to make sure people aren't running redundant tests.
Like, we already did this.
We'll get you this information.
So there was, like, some sort of a database in, like, these computer terminals
where she
could share information.
And she had some sort of top clearance.
And one day, like, just fucking around, she wrote little green men in the
search function.
And her computer got shut down.
And then people visited her.
And they asked her, like, what are you doing?
Like, why did you, why did you look this up?
Like, what is this all about?
And I think she wound up either getting fired or transferred to some other
position or lost
whatever clearance that she had.
Interesting.
I've not heard that one.
When I was young, I was like, whoa, aliens are real.
But as an older man, now looking back on it, I go, well, maybe what she was
doing was inappropriate
for her job.
Like, maybe what she was doing was demonstrating that she couldn't be trusted
because she's
doing something that's not, there was no request to look up little green men.
Yeah.
It was like, she did it on her own.
Is this 100% factual?
Hard to tell.
You know, it's just.
Hard to tell.
Because it was a girl I dated.
I don't really know.
Oh, you dated her?
Yeah, I dated her.
Yeah.
Nice.
Yeah, like I said, early 90s, I was living in New York.
I had actually dated her in Boston, then we met up again in New York a couple
of years
later.
So she was telling me about her job, and then she was telling me, like, check
this out.
I shouldn't be telling you this, but here.
But back then, I was all in on UFOs.
I was like, wow, UFOs are real.
But as an older man, I look back and go, well, if you have some kid, you know,
she was
basically my age, she was probably 24 as well.
And you're having this kid work in these terminals that has access to top
secret information
and they have clearance, I would say, hey, maybe you shouldn't be just looking
up shit
randomly.
Yeah.
You know, like, we can't have this kid.
We can't trust this kid.
You know, it doesn't seem like everything's so compartmentalized in government,
and especially
at that kind of classified, whatever, security clearance level.
I mean, there's whatever.
I didn't get that high up, but I've not seen, like, a database where you can
just look anything
up like, oh, shit, who killed up JFK?
Right.
Let's look that up real quick.
You know, it's...
Well, you know what Trump said about that one, right?
What did he say?
Trump said that if they showed you what they showed me, you wouldn't want to
release it
either.
Oh, yeah.
Yeah.
I did hear that.
Crazy.
What a crazy thing to say.
Yeah.
That can only mean one thing, in my eyes.
We did it.
Yeah.
The only thing that makes any sense is the United States did it.
I mean, more and more just keeps unraveling.
Tucker just comes out and says it openly.
He just says it openly.
CIA killed Kennedy.
He has that crazy laugh.
I don't know who could actually say it other than the people that have read
those papers.
You know, who knows what they...
You know, the president is basically a part-time employee.
Not a part-time employee, but a short-term employee.
You know, if you've got a long-running business and for some technicality,
every now and then
you have to bring in some fucking CEO and he does a four-year term and then
hopefully he
can finagle it so he gets another four-year term if he's playing by the rules.
And you just bring him in.
That's a good way to put it.
Yeah.
Why would you tell that guy who killed Kennedy?
Yeah.
Yeah.
They hid shit from him all the time, which is totally illegal.
What do you think about RFK's, you know, possibly getting in to investigate all
that stuff?
I think it would be one of the best things for the health of the people in the
United States.
If you really care about health, I think there's a lot of us, and it was me at
one point in
time, and I've gotten more educated about it, a lot of us are very ignorant
about what we're
doing to our bodies with food and with medications.
Yeah.
And I don't think we're being told the truth.
And I think there's a reason why other countries, multiple other countries,
have banned food
elements, food, like, ingredients that we use all the time.
These red dyes, all these different, and this was all, there was just a recent
thing that
they did.
Who was involved in that?
Brigham testified in that?
Yeah.
That was yesterday.
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They had all these health experts testify, and they were all hammering this
point over and
over again.
They were talking about the food additives.
They were talking about glyphosate and how fucking dangerous glyphosate is.
And, like, an enormous percentage of people show traces of glyphosate in their
blood.
We're getting it through all kinds of vegetables.
It's ubiquitously sprayed on monocrop agriculture crops.
We're all just consuming these poisons.
There's no reason to have fluoride in the water.
There's fucking no reason.
We've been putting fluoride in the water.
Oh, keep your teeth clean.
You don't want cavities.
It doesn't make any sense.
And we've been doing it forever.
And there's no reason to do it.
And there's, like, real data that shows that high levels of fluoride in water
lowers IQ.
The higher the fluoride is in water in certain areas, they can see a measurable
dip in people's IQs.
Wow.
I didn't know that.
Yeah.
Have you messed around with the—have you heard of the Yuka app?
No.
Dude, you've got to get the Yuka app.
What is it?
So you basically scan anything, like, food-related.
It's Y-U-K-A?
So deodorant.
How do you spell it?
I think it's Y-U-C-A.
There it is.
Nice.
There it is.
Y-U-K-A.
Shout out to Yuka.
There it is.
See, like, honey nut chur—it's so it'll tell you the additives in there.
It contains additives to avoid sugar.
And it'll tell you all the—it'll tell you all the chemicals and what's—
what the chemicals do to you.
Ah, that's genius.
Yeah, it's pretty—
What a great ad.
No ads.
All right, we just did an ad for them.
Good for them, though, but that's what people need.
I think if RFK gets into office, he will expose a lot of this stuff, just like
he did when
he was an environmental attorney.
You know, people think of him as just the vaccine kook.
Listen, you've got to look at that guy's—the history of that guy's work has
all been about
protecting people from corporations that are poisoning them.
Yeah.
That's literally what that guy did his whole career.
And if he can do that with health, particularly with things that we can avoid—look,
one of
the things they demonstrated is that Lucky Charms, as sold in the United States,
they don't
sell the same one in Canada.
In Canada, the dyes that we use to make it all pretty and exciting for kids,
they don't
allow that because it's fucking toxic.
Yeah.
So we allow it, which means someone's corrupt.
Yeah.
Someone's corrupt.
Probably the whole system, maybe.
Probably the whole system is heavily influenced, at the very least.
Forget about bribery.
Let's not even say bribery.
Heavily influenced by relationships that these people have with CEOs in these
corporations and
the boards of executives and this weird little revolving door between the FDA
and the CDC and
all these different organizations.
And then they get—they leave, and then they get this amazing job working for
some huge corporation
that they were helping regulate just a few years ago.
It's the most transparent thing.
It should be—if insider trading is illegal, how's that legal?
Good point.
I mean, does FDA approval even mean anything to you?
Not to me.
It doesn't to me.
But it took a long time before I got to that.
It took a long time before I really understood, like, why do we think that
saturated fat is
bad?
Oh, it was a lie by the sugar companies.
Okay, why do people tell you that vitamin s