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JRE Fight Companion - October 26, 2024

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Oh, shit.
Click.
Oh, shit.
Hey.
Look in each other's eyes.
No G crew.
No Gs.
I was actually thinking about going to Abu Dhabi for this one.
Really?
Yeah, I was thinking to go on a vacation.
Just for funds.
But then I found out it was 19 hours on a plane.
I was like, oh, yo, that's too much.
I'll do 10.
Even with a bed, it doesn't matter.
Much rather do this.
It don't matter, man.
You lose days.
You don't lose a day.
You lose days.
Because your day's in a fog after it's over.
You're all confused.
Your body feels weird.
Your workouts suck.
That would be the card to do it, though.
If there's one card that would get me to fly whatever it is, 19 hours.
It's the main and co.
Yeah, the co's big.
The co's huge.
So many questions in that fight, man.
If Whitaker can stuff that you remember the third round, Kamaru Usman won the
third round.
That was five rounds?
Yep.
Yep.
I would have my money on him.
And the fucking, the thing is, he had 10 days' notice.
So he didn't have any trust in his gas tank, you know, and he talked about it.
You know they offered him five rounds?
He said no.
And then when he was walking out of lockdown, he goes, I fucked up.
Wait, wait, wait.
Should have done five.
Who said that?
Kamaru.
He said, I fucked up.
Should have done five.
You know, 10, maybe they would have really psychologically fucked him.
Correct.
If he realized he had to do fucking 25 minutes against Hamzat, who's in top
shape.
But he was getting tired in that third round, and that's Hamzat's thing.
He tries to get you out of there.
Like, that shit that he did to Kevin, like, you can't, there's no way he could
have continued
that if he didn't submit him in the first round.
When he just jumped on him, he went all in, just foot on the gas.
It's like an electric car.
It's 260 miles of range.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
No, it doesn't.
Not if you go fast.
Moving at that pace is about 100.
Bro, you take a Tesla, run a racetrack, those bitches are burnt out after, like,
two laps.
Really?
Yeah.
Oh, really?
After one pull.
I didn't know that.
Is that true?
Is that true?
Yeah.
I mean, I don't know how many laps you could do, but there's no fucking way you're
going
to do 260 miles.
Is there, like, an Indy for Teslas?
Like, a Indy, like, NASCAR thing?
Shouldn't there be?
Shouldn't there be?
The fastest car you can buy.
If you want to buy a car from a lot, the fastest car you could buy is a four-door,
like,
luxury sedan.
Plaid.
Yeah.
Why don't they race them?
Well, they do things around tracks.
They have track records.
Well, Nitro Cross has electric.
They wouldn't do it.
They fly just silent.
In, like, Florida or in the South.
They would have to be, like, in Seattle, right?
Tesla, NASCAR, and San Francisco.
The whole thing is so crazy because even though, yeah, it is the future, yeah,
it's a superior
technology, the reality is they're getting their minerals from fucking China,
and they're
using cobalt mines in the Congo.
Like, the whole thing's crazy.
But the whole thing, you can do both.
It doesn't have to be one or the other.
Right.
But what I'm saying is, like, connect that with, like, this is the most ethical,
this is
the most environmentally friendly.
It's not.
They've kind of stopped doing that.
It's just not.
They got educated, yeah.
Not only that, do you know that, like, the environmental pollution from an
electric car is significantly
more than the, because of brake dust.
Right.
Like, brake dust is a giant problem.
Everybody wants to talk about exhaust fumes.
If you live in New York City, you're breathing in brake dust all day long.
And they're so heavy, it burns the tires faster.
What's the difference between brake dust from a Tesla and, like, a gas-powered
car?
It's a heavier car.
Way heavier.
Oh.
So Tesla's better because Tesla has regenerative braking.
So when I'm driving my Tesla, if I let off the gas, it slows down, like,
considerably,
where I don't even have to use the brake sometimes.
If I'm driving around town, you could do one-pedal driving, because as soon as
you let off the
gas, it slows itself, because it regenerates electricity during that process of
slowing down.
So it uses the momentum of the car to extend the battery life.
So you don't get as much, but it's still so heavy.
Do you think, like, in 20 years, like, Teslas are going to be, like, $1,500 in
the recycler
or something?
No, because you know what the idea is?
They're already eating decant.
No, no, no, no, but the idea...
They don't do good in resellers.
No, what they're saying is electric cars are the way cell phones...
Remember, you have to carry a big thing, like, a big cell phone.
Yeah.
So the idea is, yes, it is not environmentally very effective and all that, but
it's in its
infancy.
And the idea is, you want to keep doing it, so there's a breakthrough in
material sciences
with incentives.
You have a Tesla.
Of course.
But you're still getting...
You have a Tesla, right?
I mean, the electric cars are the future.
That's never going to go away.
But the technology of electric cars is the future in terms of, as they get
better at it...
Why is it a major?
Why is it a future?
This is all...
What's the future?
This is all bitch.
Well, this is the thing.
There's...
No, he's totally right, because there's a bunch of experimental battery
technologies that they're
currently working on that are going to be so much better than these lithium-ion
cobalt batteries.
They're going to need less slaves?
Yeah, we're in the leather helmet.
We're in the leather helmet.
What if it's like robots, like mining the coal?
Yeah, it's fine.
What if they turn on us?
But then the slaves make the robots.
Hey, we're going to have that.
No, we're going to have that.
So when does it end?
You need oil to make the fucking robots.
You can't get out of it.
100%.
100%.
Every piece of plastic we use is made with oil.
And with AI, the idea is you're going to have robots, and those robots...
will be on a piece of land.
So you'll buy the plot of land.
And those robots will then mine the materials needed to build a house.
So they'll use the actual land that they're on to mine all the materials and
build a house out of the ground.
That sounds so far away, Doc.
It sounds so far away.
Not that far away.
The robots I got now, come on.
No, Eddie, it's all artificial intelligence.
When artificial intelligence becomes sentient, and they have quantum computers
now.
Brian Cox was here the other day, and he tried to explain...
The guy from CERN?
Yes.
Okay.
Trying to explain quantum computers.
They're so insanely powerful...
You don't know the guy from CERN?
Yes.
They're so insanely powerful that they don't even understand what they're doing.
They think that they're pulling information from different universes
simultaneously.
That's what I'm talking about.
It's the multi-world theory of quantum computing.
They've shown that they can create wormholes.
There's evidence in quantum computing of wormholes.
You believe that?
You believe that for a little bit.
Yes.
Wait, wait, wait.
So wait, so the quantum computer is picking up information from different
dimensions?
They don't even understand exactly what it's doing.
But this is the way you explain it to me.
I hope I'm not butchering it.
But some insane amount of time, like all the seconds that the world has ever
existed plus,
you would need that for a computer, a normal computer, to solve a problem that
a quantum computer would solve in one second.
Do we have quantum computers?
Yes.
We do have them now.
They have quantum computers, but they don't exactly know how to program them
now, I think, is the problem.
What?
They're making computers and they don't know how to program them.
This is what it is.
They're so complex that they want to develop the infrastructure.
The computer is very small, which is really crazy.
And let me guess, they need money to finish this.
Let me guess.
Eddie, settle down.
The actual chip, the actual chip is very small.
It's like a tiny little, it's smaller than this.
The actual chip.
The whole rest of the thing is insane cooling.
Because in order to operate this, you have to keep it at an unbelievably cold
temperature.
It's like colder than deep space.
Jesus.
What?
Yeah, you should see it, but pull up something on it, Jamie, just so they can
see the explanation of quantum computing.
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Look, it's a real thing, Eddie.
You call it bullshit, Eddie?
It seems great.
I know.
Listen, the computers are a real fucking thing, okay?
You know what you see?
The reason why you find all this shit on YouTube that doesn't make any sense is
because computers are a real fucking thing.
What's that?
People can make videos.
They compress them.
They upload them online.
So, this is computing.
It's all a real thing.
Quantum computing is this, but it's through an insanely powerful source.
And I can't get service in my fucking background.
This is, first of all, there's only a couple of these on earth.
They're very difficult to make.
Insane tolerances.
And super expensive, right?
Unbelievably expensive, I'm sure.
Who pays for it?
They're completely, the companies that are making them.
Not the taxpayers?
I highly doubt it.
There's probably some subsiding.
Have you seen, have you seen like, I don't know if it was the Cox guy or
whatever, but there's a video, like they're in front of that big cylinder in CERN,
and they're talking about, we've discovered 10 dimensions.
We're going to discover an 11th dimension, but we need more money.
Yeah, they do need more money, Eddie.
What do you think?
It's for free?
You think you can make a quantum computer in your backyard with fucking
lemonade money?
You don't feel like a little like, like, uh...
Listen, the whole thing's crazy because what they're going to do is make a life
form that's way smarter than us.
It's going to happen.
It's going to happen soon.
That's crazy.
You don't have Terminator 2.
Yeah, literally.
We're marching towards our own demi