Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2226 - Theo Von
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2226 - Theo Von' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-11-08. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2226 - Theo Von

the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
these are like conversation condoms aren't they yeah a little bit
well it's like a safe room blocks out the world yeah conversation only exists
inside your ears
you know locks you in i think it locks you in that's what i like about it yeah
it's almost
like a football player kind of putting on their helmet right ready to go like
we're ready for
this yeah yo how fun was election night at the mothership it was baffling man i
mean here i'll
tell you it was uh i mean it was crazy it was so much fun we had such a good
time that green
room was so positive my favorite part at one point they were playing that song
um you talk
about a revolution and people were dancing people were smoking weed there was a
baby i think there
was a baby smoking weed people there was everybody was like people were like me
it was crazy dude it
felt adam and eve were in there it was there was just a lot going on it felt
like america's brighter
that's what it felt like we were we were moving towards this insane world where
we're being controlled
by liars we're just being gaslit left and right we saw it all over the media we
saw it all over the
news things that were right in front of your face they're trying to deny there's
just so much
craziness and then all of a sudden
the world spoke did you see the map of the actual country like how many places
actually voted red oh no i don't know if i saw that or not it's just a few
cities even california
was mostly red that's what's crazy we had uh i don't know if i saw that i'm
trying to think of
what i saw there's a um there's a oh tony was nervous remember
tony better be fucking nervous dude i kept just going up to him and going feliz
navidad
look at that oh wow this is the one i saw jamie i'll send this to you
it's got music to it this was like when i got that hair surgery
what i'm talking about they played music in the background no but it looks like
that pattern
let me see that again yeah it looks a lot like that like a transplant
yeah micrographs yeah that's what it looks like man so what i sent you jamie it
just shows like the
entire country that's right look at that
oh that's interesting that's crazy there's no blue states just blue cities
well then why do you think that that the why do you think the cities and states
are so much different
than well cities are always going to be blue um it's normal it there's a lot of
factors one of them
you have massive populations of people right and you uh when you have massive
populations of people a lot of times it's based around universities like los
angeles is slightly different because los angeles has universities but really
it's like more around hollywood which is equally delusional
but most big cities are flavored by a university like austin is flavored by the
university of texas
yeah it's why austin is progressive austin is for people that don't know
outside of texas austin is one of the most progressive cities like if you look
at we voted in austin the city of austin voted more for kamala harris than the
city of los angeles did
oh wow really higher percentage of america than even los angeles well i think a
lot it seems like a lot like
a lot of democrats i don't know like a ton about politics but it seems like a
lot of democrats
like it's i understand the a lot of the voting because it's hopeful voting it's
like wishful thinking
well they're they're feeding off of narratives like you're a good person if you
believe this but
the consequences are what they're ignoring the pretending that the economy's in
a great place
that's crazy talk to anybody who's broke talk to anybody who's struggling to
pay for bills and groceries
talk to anybody who's trying to buy a car the the economy's bananas right now
it's sketchy very sketchy
and it a lot of it is people are robbing each other on facebook marketplace a
lot of his recovering from
covid i'm sure a lot i mean there's probably a lot of uh blowback from that i
mean they shut the whole
fucking country down which is just so nuts that was insane man i think that's
one of the like but yeah
i mean yeah people are robbing each other on facebook marketplace my buddy was
going to buy a couple
walkie-talkies off a guy right gets fucking mugged right really yeah he's going
to buy a couple of um
so he meets the guy to go get the walkie-talkies and the guy mugs him that's
like the seventh story
i've heard but it's like you know people are doing crime you know people are
resorting to crime
and that's when it's not good i feel like you know not just that when people
are resorting to crime this
administration did that i think is terrible and this is a progressive liberal
thing is that you have
these da's these george soros funded da's that just let people out for violent
crime and get the no
cash bail thing and when there's no repercussions for crime guess what crime
goes way the fuck up oh
yeah if i'm a criminal and they're like hey it's crime time or whatever yeah i'm
gonna fucking put on my
cleats or whatever i'm gonna get out there you're gonna go to jail and you're
just gonna get released
yeah it's like catch and release it's almost like the um fishing rules or
whatever like if you go
trout fishing in the lake i mean a little bit you're a fly fisherman you used
to be a cop now you're a
fly fisherman with a pair of nikes on the hook yeah you just put them out there
yeah those fishermen
they use barbless hooks and then they let the fish go i went fly fishing
recently yeah yeah man did you
have a good time it it yeah you know what i did i i thought it was like um let
me think about what i
thought it was like uh it's the more sophisticated way to go fish yes it was
like excuse me fish yes
gentle cast yes it was like hey it also requires a lot more skill well it
requires more patience
for sure you can't like um like if you have a kid or whatever you can't do it
like you right like if
you're just fishing on the bank you can have your kid and you can be sitting
there smoking or whatever
your kid likes to do you know but if you if you're in that you have to
constantly be moving it right
you know it's very kind of like um it's kind of homoerotic almost it's like hey
fish or whatever
oh it's flailing it's like hey fish i think so yeah dude you haven't seen those
guys
it's like hey fish i'm over here i'm over here boys the least sophisticated
form of fishing is like
a bobber with a worm on it yeah right that's the least you throw it out there
but that's some of the
most fun fishing because that bobber starts moving you're like oh shit yeah oh
shit i think we got one
oh shit it's like jaws all of a sudden fishing so exciting yeah my grandma used
to take us fishing
dude and she would she was like a malignant fisherman or whatever and she would
um degenerate
yeah like very she was like a staunch fisherman like taunch like we're fishing
you know oh
aggressive you better not fucking not fish you know she would like kind of have
that kind of behavior
yeah she was very you better fucking fish white boy whoa you know she would
kind of be like that
yes very aggressive right about fishing for little kids yeah and we'd have to
be quiet and look straight
out and wait for the bobber but she was really um she loved to fish did she
love to eat fish
yep she liked to skin them and grill them and everything yeah yeah it was cool
mostly catfish
bullheads we used to fish up in like spoon river up in like illinois do you
guys use like uh chicken
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little thermos full of chicken liver
yeah you know works my grandfather would say anything and she'd fucking look at
him and he wouldn't talk
for a month after she was the fisherman she was the fisher woman yeah she was
she loved to fish i think
she liked um she liked catching her own meals even you know she didn't like to
hunt but she liked to fish
what's that fucking dude's name the chubby dude that uh dressed up like the
devil and everybody got mad
is a singer sam what's that sam smith yeah he
he said he wanted to be a fisher them oh god not a fisherman a fisher her a
fisher she
a fisher them yeah that's wild oh the they them thing is that's the best
evidence you need that
people are out of their fucking minds you can't be plural you fucking idiot
well like the only thing i think
it's like it's almost if you're being plural you're uh i don't understand it
like if you're being plural
are you being like there's more of me kind of like that's what i understand is
it like an ego trip like
that's you know like um that's what i don't understand about the it's just a
way to be unique
and it's a way to be in a marginalized community if you're just a regular
person yeah so like if
you're a regular white person you're at the lower end of the social hierarchy
amongst woke woke people
but if you're queer or non-binary now you're in a protected group my buddy's
queer actually nice
what does he have to do to be queer nothing he's cool he's just he doesn't yeah
he didn't like send
you an email update or whatever he's just did he update his twitter pronouns no
he's just like uh
just decides he's queer yeah he's like a secret not secret he's like
all right he's just like uh or i don't even know what they call it i gotta look
at the chart or whatever
what is queer these days because when i was a kid queer was gay
if someone was queer they're gay or if you got punched in the head then you're
on queer street
it was like everything was confusing queer was confusing okay and then queer
became gay somewhere
along the line but now i think queer is whatever you want it to be yeah you
could be gay bi straight
and then you could be pansexual and what is that exactly that's what wayne brady
is he's pansexual
he came out damn he came out as pansexual i don't know what that means i can
barely handle
whatever i am dude to be real honest bro it's all so new whatever i am bro it
keeps jerking off at
night and being afraid to talk to women so whatever that one is that's what i
am bro you're theosexual
oh it's fucking getting kind of heady man you're theosexual um why are you
afraid to talk to the
women no i don't know you know i i uh i i think i get afraid to like i just i've
always i always got
afraid to approach approach women you know yeah but wow you're a handsome fella
you're funny
you're successful i don't know i think something i just uh childhood shit yeah
probably there's
something you know just yeah like i just i would just be so fucking nervous
buddy you know when i
when i was a kid i would be so nervous i would yeah i would be so which is
interesting that you got
in a stand-up comedy which makes people really fucking nervous well i think i
was familiar with
being nervous so that didn't affect me oh interesting because you're nervous
all the time you're like
fuck it i'