Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci
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Joe Rogan Experience #2227 - Adrienne Iapalucci

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That's your shirt.
Of course.
It's pretty tight.
Is it tight, you mean?
No, no, nice, like tight.
Nice.
Nice.
I feel like they're going to sue me.
For the shirt?
I don't know.
Do you sell it?
I'm trying to.
I don't think they want to sue anybody.
No.
I think they want to keep it on the DL.
Especially you, because you could just go on podcast and talk about it.
Not if I'm dead.
I can talk about it until I'm dead.
Let's see.
If they haven't killed, if they haven't killed Malice, there's so many people
that they haven't killed.
I'd be a fun kill, though.
They'd just come to the Bronx.
It's like so easy to just kill me.
Right.
Anybody gets killed in the Bronx.
Happens all the time.
Nobody cares.
Yeah, probably.
They don't care.
A few people would be upset, and then it would go away.
My mom.
Like Epstein.
Yes.
That kind of went away.
It did go away.
The guy who tried to kill Trump kind of went away.
It did.
Well, didn't that guy get shot, though?
Yeah, he's dead.
Yeah.
But now he's gone.
Poof, gone.
No one talks about it.
Do you think P. Diddy is in prison waiting for the Clintons to just kill him?
Do you think...
Every day I'd be looking for them.
I don't think the Clintons were involved with P. Diddy.
Do you?
No, but Epstein.
Was Epstein involved with P. Diddy?
No.
Well, I just feel like these pedophile rings have to cross points at some point.
The P. Diddy thing sounds like just complete, unchecked depravity.
Like, I don't even think he was gay.
He was just fucking guys.
Maybe he's gay, but it seems like he's just depraved.
I think you have to be a little gay.
Because then he would just be fucking women.
Oh, yeah, for sure.
At least for like 10 minutes.
He's at least bi.
Well, I mean, it might just be whatever drugs are taken.
Like, I don't understand it.
When that whole...
Like, I think I had peripherally heard that P. Diddy had big parties.
But I never heard of freak-offs or any...
I never heard of that stuff until pretty recently.
Like, post-pandemic, I think.
Jamie, when did you first hear about, like, P. Diddy parties?
My mic's off.
I mean, I would think that he...
I've heard about him having big parties.
Your mic has to be off because of Carl's breathing.
He's breathing pretty heavy still right now.
I'm just trying to keep it down.
Oh, my God.
He's so cute.
He's adorable.
Carl and Marshall, they go at it every time he comes here.
First time I heard...
I don't know.
I've heard of...
I don't even know what rumors I would have heard.
I just heard, like, you know...
But it was not...
He's got crazy parties.
I didn't yet nothing.
Yeah.
It was never, like, in the zeitgeist.
It was never...
It's just weird, too, because he always had the white parties where you have to
wear all white,
and I just feel like that's the worst color for body fluid.
Ew.
Yeah, right?
Just shit, blood.
Maybe that's how he kept track of who he fucked.
That person's already gotten it.
That person's already covered in disgusting stuff.
That's how he kept track of it.
God, there's so many horrific accusations, though, involving young singers,
young, like, children.
Yeah, it's disgusting.
It's insane.
He makes R. Kelly look like a decent guy.
Yeah.
It's so crazy.
It is crazy.
And meanwhile, the guy was, like, hanging out with Oprah, hanging out with
Obama.
Jay-Z.
Everybody.
Everybody.
I'm sure the Clintons were there at some point.
Maybe Bill.
Bill is so nice.
I went one time.
Was he?
He's so nice.
Like, when I met him.
So charming.
He is, and he's actually still kind of good-looking.
Like, even for an older dude.
Yeah, why not?
He's still so good-looking, and she's just so miserable.
Well, she's publicly humiliated, and she thought that her big retribution would
become president.
You know, become president.
Sure.
And then that would be it, all water under the bridge, I'm a strong woman, I'm
running this country.
And then America was like, nah.
I mean, it doesn't matter what color, you are America does not want a woman in
charge.
Well, that's not exactly true, because she won the popular vote.
I mean, not Kamala, though.
No, but Kamala was a terrible candidate.
The difference between her and Hillary, it's night and day.
Well, Hillary had a lot of experience, too.
She's been doing this for a long time.
Sure.
She was his secretary of state, and on top of that, she could answer questions.
Sure.
Like, you could have a question with her about, like, what would we do
differently if you were
president about the Israel-Gaza conflict?
Sure.
She would have something off the top of her head.
What would you do differently than Joe Biden?
She wouldn't say, I can't think of a thing.
She would never say that.
No.
Kamala Harris is just not good.
She's definitely not good at interviewing, either.
No.
I mean, I don't know if she's good at running things, because you'd have to be
behind the
scenes to see how that works.
Sure.
But when it comes to, like, talking off the top of her head, what she's good at
is a pre-rehearsed
speech that she reads off a teleprompter.
Sure, but if someone asks you a rogue question, then you have to be ready to
answer it.
Yeah.
When, rogue questions, like, you have to be able to say what differentiates you
from Biden.
You have to.
That's like a, that's pretty simple.
I'm just like, well, I'm still alive.
Yeah, that too.
That would be funny if she said that.
Right.
That's what she should do.
If she could be funny, people would love a funny person.
I could answer questions.
I could look you in the eye.
Yeah.
I remember what I'm talking about.
Yes.
I was surprised she didn't come on the podcast a little bit.
It seems like, and this is all reports, these are all anecdotal reports, right?
But it seems like her campaign was kind of chaotic.
Like, no one could make a decision.
They had, I don't know how many conversations with my folks.
Right.
But multiple conversations.
Giving different dates, different times, different this, different that.
And we knew that she was going to be in Texas.
So I said, open invitation.
Right.
You said you can come whenever you want.
Anytime.
You pick a time, I will be here.
And you would have been the best person for her to talk to because you're not
going to attack her.
You would just ask her questions, but that's the problem.
I don't know if she'd be able to answer those questions.
I'll ask her a question.
I think they had requirements on things that she didn't want to talk about.
She didn't want to talk about marijuana legalizations, but I thought it was
hilarious.
Why?
Like, that's so, because of her prosecuting record.
Oh.
Well, I mean, that is like, that was her old job, though.
Yeah.
And, you know, she put a lot of people in jail for weed.
1,500, apparently.
That's not really that many, though.
1,500.
Oh, tell those guys.
Those 1,500 together in a room.
Prison?
No.
Oh, okay.
Then they're fine now.
Prison really builds character.
You go in there, you really figure out what kind of person you are.
I bet it does.
Yeah.
But when you are held past your release date to fight wildfires for the state,
because Kamala
Harris wants you to do that, with a swipe of my pen.
Right.
You guys are, I mean, it's not like the worst idea to just clean up the wildfires.
Well, you should probably pay people for all work.
Sure.
You know, even prisoners.
But, like, that's just free.
I got a problem with all that.
I mean, I have a problem with slave labor in prison, because it's essentially
mandated.
Right.
You have to have a job in some prisons.
But, I mean, what else are you going to do in prison?
Like, if you're not-
Read books, do push-ups.
Okay, but at some point, I'm going to want to do hair.
I'm going to want to cook at some point.
Like, you just do need a routine.
Otherwise, the time never-
How many books can you read every single day?
That's true.
That's true.
Yeah.
How many yoga classes can you take?
You just need a schedule, kind of, just to, like, I don't know, that just helps
your day
go by.
Like, even if you hated it, you still need-
Like, when I was on unemployment for a period, I'm like, I'm actually very
bored.
You know what I mean?
Like, you like it for a couple of days, but you need that routine to kind of,
like, I don't
know, if I was in prison, I'd want a job.
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This is my fear when it comes to automation, AI.
And then, ultimately, I think everyone's going to have to have universal basic
income.
I think all countries are going to have to have it.
I think the United States is going to have to have it, too.
And people need a purpose.
They need a thing.
For sure.
They need an identity.
And a lot of people identify with whatever their job is.
You know, they find – they take pride in it.
It means something to them to show up at work and have people say they do a
great job and you're very valuable to the company.
You know, the customers like you and all that stuff is really good for people.
It's good for self-esteem.
It's good for giving you a purpose.
If universal basic income is a thing, which I think it's going to have to be a
thing, it's going to be real weird psychologically for people to adjust to that.
I think there would probably be a lot of riots.
Like, I don't know.
What else would you do?
Just riot with government money?
Yeah.
I was thinking Trump might not win and there was going to be a bunch of riots
and I would be able to just get, like, a free computer.
Like, I was kind of hoping for that.
Well, you know, you could buy a computer, Adrian.
You're a successful comedian.
No.
I want it for free.
Listen, a free computer is better than a computer you have to pay for it.
Is it?
Yeah.
Wouldn't you feel guilty at all?
No.
If they're rioting, everything's for free.
That's the rule.
That was the rule during George Floyd.
But that's what I'm saying.
During Black Lives Matter, I lived by a CVS that was, like, getting broken into
all the time.
I have, like, shampoo and conditioner for years.
Did you go in there?
Yeah, why not?
I was in there when it was happening.
I 