Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2243 - Julian Lennon
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2243 - Julian Lennon' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-16. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2243 - Julian Lennon

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night all day I go see this dermatologist oh yeah a little excision here
because it had
been bothering me a bit and a couple of years ago I had a bit of a cancer scare
on my head
because I have I have a birthmark here that you don't really see and there was
a mole there
and I kept as my hair got a little thinner I would I would use a comb and it
caught it one time and
it opened it up and so I I kind of kept picking at it when it became a scab and
I kept picking over
the course of like six months and then I went to see this dermatologist for the
first time in LA
and I said yeah I've got a little bit of a you know I've been trying not to
scratch it now
but I'm a bit worried about it it's been like six months of me being an idiot
because it just was
really irritable and so she's you know cut it out and sent it off and uh I was
at a pretty serious
meeting with a whole bunch of people and she called me up at the end of it and
said listen I'm sorry to
tell you this but it's it's cancerous you know oh we got to cut it out we got
to get it and uh yeah I
just went completely numb at that point and freaked out because I just thought
what does this mean and
it's in the bigger picture uh and I you know a lot of friends that have passed
from cancer various kinds
over the years and so it really did freak me out anyway I got the all clear it
was cleaned out and
so just anything that just looks or feels a little odd and there was something
I was I'd been scratching
here a bit and something here as well so she just uh did a little cutting and
uh no doubt I'll hear
from her in a few days once she gets the results that's scary because it was in
a spot that you don't
check you know it's covered in hair you don't know what's going on back there
yeah but it was because
of the birthmark and you know I just uh I just kept when the thinning thinner
hair and so I just kept
you know brushing it with a comb and and it caught it and then it scabbed and
then I it became itchy
and so I step kept scratching it you know pulling it off like a kid you know as
you do as you just
I'm happy to be here in one piece for the moment you know I got one of those
comprehensive blood
panel screens for cancer recently and then you know you wait a while for the
results and you're like
geez like what if I'm one of those people I yeah I I have anything but yeah I
have the I have you
know I go for a proper checkup like twice a year you know just uh on every
front just to make sure I'm
going to be around because I like living I want to be around for a long time
that's good for sure
yeah it's a weird thing because you know how old do you know 61 yeah I'm 57 and
we're getting up
there fella I don't like to think about it I don't I I'm I'm completely in
denial absolutely I refuse you
know because I yeah I just remember seeing my uncles you know my on my mother's
side what they were like
in their 50s alone you know and they'd be sitting there with a big belly in
front of the tv with you
know a couple of packets of cigarettes and drinking tea or beer and watching
the tv all day and that was
their life in their 50s and 60s until they had a heart attack and died and I
went no I'm not doing
that one and I've just always been not that I'm a health freak in any way shape
or form but I certainly
you know my regime is try to eat as healthy as you can and do a bit of power
walking a couple of times
a week that's good and that does the trick for me nothing wrong with that no
walking is one of the best
forms of exercise yeah if you can get it in every day you'll be much healthier
than if you don't
absolutely it's not hard to do no it's not listen to a book on tape go for a
stroll yeah exactly yeah
it's great for the body yep you don't have to fucking kill yourself no and I I've
also in my time dealt
with a fair amount of uh depression as well and anxiety I get pretty anxious uh
still even you know
coming here today I was a bit breathe yeah yeah so I went for a nice little uh
power walk around the
whatever the lake is down there the one where the bats are yeah yeah I had no
idea have you seen them
come out no oh it's cool I had no idea I've never even heard of it it's really
cool the biggest bat
population in the world that's true that's what they're saying I don't know if
that's true I think
the biggest bad population in the world is in Africa I would believe or or the
Amazon but yeah I think it's
a really large population though and it's cool to see they come out that's what
it looks like when
they come out yeah no they they claim there's the signage down there oh really
oh yeah that says
it's the biggest bat population in the world hmm maybe it's a specific kind of
bat I don't know
is this at sunset that this happened yes yeah right at nighttime it's really
cool it's very fun to watch
and you hear them if you go under the bridge like if you walk on here yeah I
was there today you know
I didn't hear that yeah you can hear me there okay they're just chilling it's
weird but they're
responsible for keeping the mosquito population down is that yeah they do a
great job those little
suckers fantastic they care take care of the mosquitoes mosquitoes yeah I don't
what purpose do they have
really um spreading horrible disease yeah sucking that that and aubergines I
don't understand the
aubergines either well you know they tried to develop a genetically modified
mosquito that was going to
attack the other mosquitoes yeah yeah but that horror movie type shit you know
like I hear about that I'm
like okay and what happens then like whenever you start monkeying around the
nature in that regard
and so nothing came of it then I don't know what's been done with that I don't
know it's like these
people are doing these things and it can affect all of us and you you know just
read about it on the
internet and if it wasn't for the internet you wouldn't even know they were
doing it it's like
are you sure this is going to be okay in the long run like what's the potential
chances for mutations
like what would what happens if they carry a very unique disease that you know
it's
well you know the scary thing is we have no idea what half of these people are
up to no we don't
covid being an example yeah perfect example do you see what happened in uh australia
yesterday there
was a laboratory that lost track of oh I put it on twitter lost track of like a
bunch of different like
really serious diseases how does that happen someone left the door open yeah I
went once me and my friend
duncan uh we went once to the uh the lab in galveston texas they've uh center
for disease control I
believe is the organization has this enormous bio lab down in galveston where
they take care of like some of
the most dangerous and deadly viruses in the world so they have like this
incredible filtration system
and everybody's wearing space suits and they're walking and we're in there
going what are you guys
doing hundreds of vials of deadly viruses have gone missing from a laboratory
and scientists warn they
could be weaponized so what are a hundred vials of henda virus two vials of hantavirus
223 vials of
glyce virus all of which are extremely deadly for humans and of of course i
love it when the media says
you know something along the lines of the of the end of that statement that
could be weaponized so
that's great now all the freaks are gonna go and try and find that stuff yeah
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only well it's you know we got into this mess in the first place because and
this has now been confirmed
that they were working on these viruses in this laboratory and it got released
and that these
viruses had been created through gain-of-function research so these goofballs
are down there working
on viruses making them more infectious to humans and you would say well why are
they doing that well surely
they're doing that so they can study them and they can cure them they can make
sure that we don't get
sick is that the logic that's the logic but they didn't have a cure for it this
virus is rabies oh great
lists of virus are responsible for rabies which is arguably the deadliest encephalotic
virus known a disease known the prototype rabies loss of lysovirus thought to
be able to infect
all terrestrial mammals yay yay god what a good thing to just have laying
around i mean that's like the
opening of 28 days later right yeah that yeah no there's a new one have you
seen the trailer for
the new one there's a new one the 28 years later no come on yeah yeah cillian
murphy's back let's go
yeah i'm i'm in count me in that's the greatest oh here it is it's the greatest
zombie movie of all time for sure
i can't see what's going on do you mean sit still keep quiet and do not move
from this spot
seven six eleven five nine and twenty miles today for 11 17 32 the day before
boost boost boost moving up
and down again there's no discharge in the war no no no it's all shot on my
phone look at what's in
really what they said what they said i mean not with the lenses but moving up
and down again men men men
men go mad with watching them there's no discharge in the war
if your eyes drop they will get the top of you boost boost boost boost
boost moving up and down again there's no discharge in the war
i was gonna stop there okay geez i i woke up relatively calm and peaceful this
morning a
little bit of pre-podcast anxiety and now you're worried about the end of the
world welcome to the
show thank you very much thank you i didn't know what to expect but now i i'm
terrified of these
eggheads messing around with all these things i really am because it seems like
what we know now
is that there wasn't a ton of oversight they they shipped they they sort of
went with the the
so the nih funds the eco health alliance the eco health alliance funds the wuhan
lab the wuhan lab
which has had many safety violations including like i think a year before the
the leak and then it gets
out and then they all lie and then they all trade emails back and forth where
they're talking about
the lie and they go in