Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2247 - Duncan Trussell
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2247 - Duncan Trussell' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2024-12-25. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2247 - Duncan Trussell

the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
oh i didn't know we had bells yeah bro we got bells
it's probably super annoying to people listening for that it's christmas the
war on christmas must
end it did how dare we say merry christmas how dare you say that it offends me
did you ever see
kamala harris do that when she had that she said how dare you say christmas you've
never seen it
no oh my god okay let's start with this because it's so crazy i don't
understand the context so
like i wish i could be charitable and say well there's probably a context where
this makes sense
yeah satan is the lord of the earth is the context but you know you see
something and it's only a 15
second clip and you're like okay let me just be the nicest person possible yes
like what what could be
the reason why you would say how dare we say merry christmas yeah unless you're
playing a character
right well she's on stage doing a play she's like i want to read from my
college play where i was the
grinch can you imagine saying that like it seems like a nightmare that you
would wake up from it says
harris fumed at americans saying merry christmas before illegal migrants were
protected in resurfaced
clips oh you're not allowed to say it until there's absolute peace and harmony
on the planet then we can start
saying it again this is so scolding and weird only when they cleared that vet
did we give them daca status
and now we're talking about taking it away
it is morally wrong no thank you i didn't know and when we all sing happy tunes
and sing merry
christmas and wish each other merry christmas these children are not going to
have a merry christmas
how dare we speak merry christmas how dare we
they will not have a merry christmas who are you to say that i don't know if
they will be here in a
matter of days weeks and months since september 5th over 12 000 have lost their
status this is the the here's
why you can't um be charitable because it's just a bad perspective it's just a
bad perspective charitable
what do you mean because if you wanted to like what does she anything she's
saying make sense oh you
they're not mutually exclusive all right you can't it's like celebrating joy
and happiness and some people
suffering it's like you can't you can't say no one is going to suffer
anywhere before i celebrate no because that's crazy now you're taking in the
entire earth's
consciousness and all of its decisions yeah as to whether or not you will or we
not will not be happy
like you and i didn't force anybody to work in the cobalt mines not yet buy
these phones we buy these
fucking phones and we know we know that electronics that have cobalt in them
were probably pulled out of
the ground by slaves should we never celebrate anything again until those
people are free no
never never we should just be shitting in our hands rubbing in our faces
whipping our backs until the
whole world experiences a simultaneous orgasm then merry christmas to you but
if you were a drone
so let's just say they really are intergalactic beings and you're watching all
of our hypocrisy and our
scolding of each other and these like untested perspectives just
jizzed out into the world and you're looking at all this craziness like
the the manufacturing of almost everything that we have that comes from
overseas is probably from
horrible conditions yeah we've just accepted that yeah like if aliens were
watching this to be like
who are they bullshitting who they're bullshitting each other they're bullshitting
themselves right
they're trying to figure out how many genders there are they're trying to they're
trying to decide
like who's the most protective status who you can't discuss about anything yeah
currently that's illegal
immigrants yeah well you know i was just like dude for i don't know why i
started doing this highly
recommend it i started listening because i forgot a lot of the new age ideas so
i started listening
to new age channeled audibles aliens channeled through new age people oh cheers
my brother cheers
merry christmas we're off to a great start isn't that seth speaks isn't that it's
a whole genre
but is that seth speaks person is that that's the whole deal behind that right
it's okay so it's
again i'm like my mom got into it briefly because she dated this new age dude
and i hated it
he wore birkenstocks he'd force us to go on hikes he wouldn't let me take my
fake gun i would you know
you're a kid you want to take your fake gun on the hike he's like we don't do
that on hikes you know
the uh fascist hike where you're forced to recognize the beauty of nature and
it's like dude don't put
that on me i i'll i'll find it on my own but he got my mom into new age stuff
and this was prime
new age time this is like uh this is when they all killed themselves it's like
they were part of it too
you remember the they were wearing the sneakers what were they called heaven's
gate oh yeah that was
a new age cult so um i remember like watching these old grainy vhs tapes with
my mom and this dude
and um thinking they were cool and like there was some sound that was playing
in one and my mom looks
at me like hopefully like do you recognize that sound because i guess
here's the thing about all this i think some telepathy is real it is real i
think it is real
have you listened to the telepathy tapes no you haven't i haven't listened to
it it's a new podcast
it's out and it's all about this scientific research that was done with non-verbal
autistic kids and their
parents and they were able to go into another room and they would uh bring up
things to one
whether it was i think i think they'd bring things up to the mom or the mom
would say things
but the kid was accurate 95 percent of the time wow with numbers with colors
yeah
like not like three numbers in a row yeah like you know how crazy that is just
to guess three numbers
in a row 95 of the time yeah like whatever it is they think it's real i'm only
on episode two
so um but it's really fascinating man because it's a dismissed thing it's a woo-woo
thing sure but if
it's real shouldn't scientists study it like it's real and it seems like
through scientific study
it's real yeah i think it's definitely you've probably experienced it i've
experienced it i think it's an
emerging part of human consciousness that we don't we don't agree to or we don't
admit to like we know
there's something there but we're not like that's too silly it's just there's
so many people that fake it
that's the problem right because everybody like wants to have some special
thing that they have
i just have a special thing you have a special thing duncan you have a special
talent i mean think
of all fire starter carrie yeah stranger things this is the fantasy when i was
a kid dude i would sit
when my dad was working in his apartment and try to make on the table move with
my mind because i've
been reading books on telekinesis one day you know like when uh when like you've
got a cold drink
and it gets a little wet on the bottom one day as i'm doing that because of
that it slid forward
and like i i was like totally freaked out because i thought i had used telekinesis
to slide it was
just luck it was just luck it was just a badly balanced floor it was just a
shitty apartment in
college station but you know that's the that once you recognize the flaw in the
operating system in
humans is like as a kid like for a few days i was like i might be telekinetic
but like once you know
people want that or want to believe in it and how easy it is to manufacture
those moments and then
claim responsibility holy dude you can really pull some strings on people
because there's an assumption
let's say some i do know i i really believe in telepathy i'm positive it exists
but the assumption
then would be like you get around a telepathic person well they must be good
because they're
telepathic right they're they're they're magic so we should trust them this is
where people get real
fucked up these are called in india they call them cities which is if you
meditate a lot right you begin
to like well i would say comedy is a city oh you know it's not special uh i was
talking to luis gomez about
sales you know that says that's the really good people and get in your head and
get you to buy
shit he was saying it's like basically magic and it's like so hypnosis hypnosis
yeah but man have you
ever been hypnotized yes i have it's interesting right dude my mom hypnotized
me when i had a wart
because she had heard you could hypnotize people and the wart goes away hypnotized
me said something
about the wart going away within a couple of weeks i swear to you that wart
dried up and just
fell off my hand whoa yeah whoa what the whoa what the so that's the placebo
effect
the placebo effect is real you know i had a guy tell me this once he was like a
kind of a wacky
healing chiropractic type guy yeah and he was telling me that if you believe
what i'm saying
is true because i was asking him like how does this work like how is this
working like how are you
healing people by by working on my pressing on things if you believe it works
oh so it's a lie
but if i believe the lie so what are you selling like you just you're just you're
just like
fucking manipulating people and saying mumbo jumbo muscular structural words
yeah and you're doing
you're doing hypnosis kind of because you're you're sort of admitting that by
healing like a person who's
going to heal you with words and talking and touching you they're tricking you
into doing it yourself
well i mean the placebo effect it's real is real it's i've i've heard it's one
of the most powerful
effects in medicine is it really yeah well i mean yeah you think of like the
new cancer drugs they tell
your immune system what to attack right so if somehow you you could do that
without the drug if
they're and that's where it gets interesting right because we these are our
bodies right perfectly
metabolizing transforming so many things instantaneously the heart effortlessly
beating
all the time so theoretically purely theoretically you what if you could
control more of it like how much
of this thing can we actually control and by the way that's a really fun thing
to think about because
like not much and so do you ever think about that like you sort of think like
okay like i'm
how much of my body can i really do anything about i can eat good food i can
exercise but all the quantum
processes that are happening within all of the things you kind of realize you're
just the tip of the
iceberg you're just the yappy tip of the iceberg yeah and underneath it is all
this stuff that is you
but really isn't you if having control of yourself is like a way to identify
this is me so what are you in
that swirl of particulates like what are you in there yeah what are you yeah it's
that's most people and
that's one of the reasons why ideologies are so interesting because it's the
same thing it's the same
person it's just they've agreed to one thing or they agreed to the other thing
and it could be how you were
raised or it could be you rebelling or it could be but people find a way to
slip into a groove yeah and
it's so much easier yeah than trying to look at like what is this yeah what is
this thing we're doing
where i'm making noises with my mouth you're reading my mind yeah and we're
like broadcasting it to the
world by making noises with your mouth we're we're speaking through each other's
minds yeah and also
though you know when you get into the telepathy idea uh which is sort of like
the question is like uh
you know right now we identify our minds as some kind of neurological process
right so the idea is
like we have this like bio computer and somewhere in there is our mind
everything out here not our mind
even though everything out here from a neurological perspective is our mind
everything you're seeing
is an instantaneous uh interpretation of a variety of phenomena that gets
compressed into reality and then
you say