Name: JRE Fight Companion - February 8, 2025
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE Fight Companion - February 8, 2025' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-09. Transcript available.

JRE Fight Companion - February 8, 2025

I am we're up
It's buffering
That's it we're live
You got your cans? We're live
Put your fucking cans on
Put the cans on
We're all professionals
We're all professionals
Is everybody drinking?
Yes, we have Buffalo Trace here
We have whatever you want
We have vodka
We have all kinds of shit
What do you like?
What do you like?
Vodka club?
With a splash of crayon?
Nah, it's not fucking
It's not us
You don't got to worry about that
You can't hear it?
You don't hear nothing?
You hear it now?
You don't hear anything?
Jamie will check it out
It might be a wire's loose
I thought he was running for the drinks too
Does he play bartender too, Jamie?
He'll bring over us bottles
We got some stuff you can mix it with
I think, but I don't know
Do you need mixes?
Nah, I don't need a mix
I was just going to do a vodka with a club
I don't need no cranberry
We have club soda?
Yeah, I don't know if we have club soda
Am I being a fancy pants?
A little bit?
A little bit
What are you guys drinking?
A little hair and a dog?
I'm the only one that doesn't drink
Whiskey with a ice ball
You're not drinking at all?
I mean, I'll drink a little something
I'm not a big drinker, but
One in Austin
Give me some of that
Give me some of that
Oh, shit
Come on
That's what I'm saying
Give me a little bit
Let's go
All right
Brendan Chubb, stay on that wagon, sir
Have to
Stay on
Guys
Otherwise I turn into a gremlin
Salute
Come on
Fight companion
There's no middle ground for Brendan
It's either all or nothing
And by the way
I smell and new with Tatiana Suarez
Oh yeah, all day
I saw her just
I was just watching some of the fights
And I saw her just
Take down Jessica Andrade and smoke her
Jesus
She's like nobody's business
And she's not easy to get down
She's a fucking
She was Gatorade High School Wrestler of the Year
When she came out
And then she won the Ultimate Fighter
She was a savage
And she got hurt
Wasn't she a national?
Yeah, she had a couple of injuries
That derailed her career for a little bit
She was on the Olympic team
But then got cancer
She defeated cancer
Cancer?
What kind of cancer?
She beat cancer
Jesus
She's a savage though
So good at wrestling
We labeled her the Khabib of the women's division
Oh, here we go
We got something to mix it up with
Oh, LaCroix's
There we go
There you go
Oh, all right
I didn't have a sip of this
That's okay
I'm easy
Thank you, man
I appreciate it
Yeah, that's a good fight
Sean Ray Lee is such a monster, man
She's so hard to bet against
That lady is such an animal
When's the last time she fought a real wrestler?
She has not
She's never fought anybody like her
Not even close
Neither of them have fought anybody
Of the caliber that they are
That's why it's a great fight
They're also both older
I think Tatiana's 31
And then a homegirl
Wei Ling is, what, 34?
Isn't that crazy to say
Because Alex Pereira is 37
Different
Yeah, isn't it?
That's weird though, right?
You're talking to chicks, bro?
Older, 31
You start going, hmm
Isn't that interesting?
Especially if they're
Lighter weight classes too
Lighter weight class
Lighter weight class, female
Like older
They turn into fucking gremlins
How about fucking Pantoja?
Pantoja's a fucking stunt
He might be the best guy
Pound for pound alive
He might be right up there
With Tapuria
And Islam
And Jon Jones
And everybody else
Was in the conversation
But he's small
So no one cares
Yeah, but god damn, man
He was so good against
That Japanese cat
I was like, my god
And that Japanese cat
Didn't have that first-time jitters
No
He came out there like
Fucking hellcat
Hellish striker
One
Rising
Rising
Dangerous striker
Dangerous striker
So good
But think about it
They have to sign a homeboy
From Rising
To compete with him
Like there's not much for him
Pantoja's an animal
And he keeps getting better
Like he looked better
In that fight than ever before
His timing and everything
Was pristine
How old is he?
34 maybe?
How old is Pantoja?
That's rare
Dude, remember he won the belt
He was like
Do you see me now, dad?
Yo, whoa
He's that guy
You gotta get your
100
Pantoja
Whatever it takes
He's a swim
One of my absolute
Favorite guys to watch fight
Monster
Just an animal
Just a dog
Just a full
Beautiful jiu-jitsu
Beautiful
Crisp striking
Yeah
His striking was super impressive
Against that Japanese cat
Because I was like
Man, the timing is just so good
There was no place
Where that guy was safe
You know
He was driving
I think he was doing Uber Eats
Yeah
When he was fighting
He's a sweet guy
Really sweet guy
Crazy
You know
But the narrative on that too
Like the media is like
You know
He's a UFC fighter
And he's driving for Uber Eats
It's like
He also fought once in three years
Like that's on you, dog
Yeah
That's on you
It's
There's a lot of things going on
But it's also weird
That 125
It's real hard to sell
135, no problem
Because 125
You got Sugar Sean
You got Marab
You got some stars
With personality
Isn't that crazy?
But 125
Every dude's in on the couch
Is like
They're tiny
I can beat them up
And they have no fucking clue
How do they not think that
About the 135s?
How is it 10 pounds?
Like, ah, okay
Isn't that weird?
Yeah
It's weird
Human nature
Maybe because you've got
Some very fucking exciting
Personalities at 35
What about Mighty Mouse?
Marab
Yeah, but Marab and O'Malley
Mighty Mouse was amazing
When he was a champion
Amazing
He was doing wizardry
One of the best ever
He was doing wizardry
Wizardry
Wizardry
But he wasn't controversial
No
Like, he was
Mighty Mouse
Like, the nicest guy ever
Bro, that Ray Borg fight
Dude, I was about to
Suplex him
And caught him
Into the old walk
Yeah, man
I never said anything like that
I told you he's 34
Yeah, he's 34
Fucking animal
34 at 125
Amazing
There's talk about him
Going to 35
Him versus Marab
Would be fucking bananas
Yeah, but
Bananas
I'm never betting
Against Marab again
Ever
How great was that
How great was that
Umar fight
Amazing
Amazing
I thought for sure
Umar was going to beat him
Did you really?
You're a piece of shit
Why would you think that?
I'll tell you right now
Anyone from Dagestan
Or that area
Brian will suck off
He's so good
He's striking
He's wrestling
It drives me nuts
Drives me nuts
They're both from
The Caucus Mountains
They are
Yeah, but one guy
Trains in Jersey
Like, what are we doing here?
And also, Marab
He's living in Vegas now
Yeah, Marab
But Marab has
The
Marab
You know what I'm saying
Close
I get him so riled up
It drives me nuts
Anybody from Dagestan
That guy's going to crush him
Bro, Marab is a machine
The thing is
He's the biggest weapon
In all of
Combat sports
And all of sports period
His cardio
Is the most lethal
And his wrestling
Thing on the planet
His cardio and his wrestling
And he took a gold medalist
And his striking
Yeah
I mean
Throwing hammers
You gotta see though
Like, you look on paper
And people were making
They were saying
Oh man
Well, he's got the wrestling
The counter
And he's got the better hands
Because Marab
Marab his whole fucking career
For guys with a good wrestling base
And fucking good striking
You know what I mean
He's used to that
Who are you going to get
To simulate Marab
He never fought anybody
Like Marab
I mean, this was
I wasn't
We weren't surprised at all
Really?
What about against Cejudo
A gold medalist
Who's seen it all
Yeah, that was amazing
But the thing about Umar
Is Umar striking
Is really elite
It's elite and deceptive
He does a bunch of stuff
That no one does
Like one of the things
He does is his crazy front kick
And he throws a right leg
Roundhouse kick
And a left leg
Roundhouse kick to the face
Both of them
With like equal dexterity
Both off the lead leg
Like he whips that lead leg
Over your shoulder
And smacks guys in the face
And his timing
But it works for him
He couldn't
Keep the pace
Timing
No one can
Nobody can
No one ever will
He's a master of range
Marab
They think that
Oh, he doesn't have the reach
He's a master of closing that distance
He throws that overhand
Into the single leg
To the double leg
To
You don't know
Whether he's shooting
Or striking
The whole time
And what I love about it is
After that first round
Oh man
Marab dropped that round
Second round
He's not getting stressed
You see him
Get his back taken
He's smiling
Dude, he's there all night
And he could afford
Another 25 minutes
I believe it
I've never seen anything like it
I've seen a lot
I don't think we will either
Was he always like that
With the cardio?
He was always like that
With the cardio
But
He didn't have the tools
To get
Out of certain positions
Did you see
Did you see what DC said?
No
On his Instagram
DC went to visit him
The day after the fight
And he's running
He loves it
So he beats Sugar Sean
Wins the world tighter
DC goes to visit him
At his house
He's not home
He's running
So DC's wandered around his house
He doesn't even know he's there
He just walks into his fucking house
And he's filming Marab's gym
He's like
Whose gym do you think this is?
He's got a picture of Marab
It's the best weapon in USC
He loves it man
There's nothing you do
He loves the train
He's incredible
But that's all
That's two things
Right?
That's some kind of genetic gift
And on top of that
Insane hard work
It's like both
Because the guy's a tank
It reminds me of Kane
Remember Kane had that weird cardio?
Oh yeah
What the fuck?
Yeah
Put his head in your chest
They said he took two months off
In his heyday
He took two months off
Came in the gym
And DC was like
We're gonna beat the shit out of Kane
He hasn't been there two months
And he goes
He went shark tank rounds
And beat the fuck out of everyone
His cardio was fine
Luke Rockhold told me that Kane
Was the guy who would turn your fucking head around
He would just get in there
And he said at one point
He was
What he was doing to Luke
To Daniel
To all those guys
Was like a different thing
It was a nightmare
Yeah
What changed with Kane
Was he blew his knee out
When he was getting ready for the
For Dio?
No
No
No
He lost to
He lost to
JDS
JDS
Junior Dos Santos
Sorry Junior
I just had a brain fart
Junior Dos Santos
Knocked him out on Fox
And his knee was fucked up
Going into that fight
And that was the big fight
For Fox
It was like one of our first big events
Huge event
Huge event
And he really should have been fighting
He should have
He should have got out of the fight
His knee was fucked up
So Junior knocks him out
And then he beats the
Shit out of Junior
In the rematch
And he beats the shit out of Junior
In the rematch after that
The third fight
Beat the parade
He beats him like in a way
That takes years off your life
Yeah
Changed his DNA forever
He's
That pace
You see these guys
Brock Lesnar
They can't breathe
They're just wilting
From that pace
Especially at heavyweight
I love that
The Brock Lesnar fight
Oh my god
Insane
He was very good at boxing
He picked up on boxing
So quickly
And it was all
Smooth technique
There wasn't no big windups
Where his chin was exposed
It was all very smooth
The Noguera KO
Oh my goodness
Fast
That fucking
Bang bang bang bang bang
It was like lightning
Just smooth
I think Kane in his prime
Is the best heavyweight ever
It's hard to say
Because of Fedor
Because if you could get
Juicy Fedor from Pride
I think Kane beats the fucker
I don't know man
I don't know
If anybody beats
Fedor is so accurate
With his strikes
So good dude
Fedor walked down
Cro-Cop
When Cro-Cop was in his prime
You got to remember
That most of that fight
Was standing up
And Fedor was going
Blow to blow
With Cro-Cop
And walking him down
He was very unusual
That Randleman KO
Or the Randleman armbar
Randleman fucking
Suplexes him
On his head
And five seconds later
He's got him into Kimura
It's crazy
He was different
He was a
When he beat up Noguera dude
Oh my god
Watch that fight again
I'd like to see some testing
Around those times
Oh yeah
We'll pretend
We'll pretend
Even on the UFC back then
It'd be tough
Kane with that
Him motherfucking Sylvia
Sure
It was Rico Rodriguez
When he beat the shit
Out of Rico Rodriguez
He looked like a bod