Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2270 - Bridget Phetasy
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2270 - Bridget Phetasy' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-02-10. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2270 - Bridget Phetasy

Joe Rogan podcast check it out. The Joe Rogan experience. Train by day Joe Rogan
podcast by
night all day. This thing is no one's happy with just being like a little
successful you get a
little successful and then they want to get more. Is that everyone though? I
don't know is that you
Bridget? I'm I'm I'm a little successful. That's it. And I'm happy. Yeah well
it's like I don't
know. You gotta find why you're doing it. You don't want to just be on a hamster
wheel. Well I think
it's easy to get lost in chasing more. You know like I'm I'm an addict. So it's
very I try to stay
away from analytics and all that stuff because I can become hyper focused and
obsessed with them.
Well right. And one of the reasons that after I did um who was it I was opening
for Landau and I we
would go out and just talk to the people after the show and it was it was they
were like oh my
gosh I love walk and talk and I love dumpster fire and it was like such a good
reminder that you get
like chasing numbers and it was like oh no these are not just numbers they're
people unless you're
like buying bots but I think it can be easy to just be get on that hamster
wheel and start being
like we need more we need more downloads we need more yeah more more and more
and then you forget
and I never want to take the audience we have for granted. Yeah. You know like
they're they're amazing
they're they've been with some of these people have been with me for forever.
That's kind of the key
to it all right is always have I mean it sounds so corny because it's it's like
a new wellness way
of looking at things have gratitude gratitude but gratitude is like very
important it's really
important to be thankful for what you have. Yeah and it was it was it was one
of the key things in
getting sober I think when I've dealt with like anxiety depression other things
in my life gratitude
is it is a powerful mechanism for like shifting your your perspective because
you can get into that
feeling of like not being enough not having enough not yeah it never being
enough. Well Brian Callen
was telling me about his buddy who's a billionaire his buddy's worth like three
billion dollars and he
feels like he's poor because he's friends with people who have a hundred
billion dollars. Yeah imagine. No I
mean this when I was dating this very wealthy guy who is like probably half of
a billionaire you know
like five hundred millionaire and we were in Saint Tropez and he we he felt
poor
I remember being I remember it's so vividly I was in the shower and he he loved
me because I was like
I was like this like poor backpacker that was like and entertaining. He wanted
me to be like his pet monkey
that came around and just like made him laugh and I gave him shit and I think
guys like that are used to
be you get surrounded by yes men too at a certain. Oh yeah for sure. And you
don't have people like taking the
piss out of you. And so I would make fun of him for his boring stories about
his mattresses that people would
sit there. I'm like why are you guys listening to this guy talk about a
mattress for an hour. And
he was I was in the shower and he was talking about how he and his friends got
together and
he's like you know we sat around and we were talking and he's and there's a
certain level at which
you can be happy no matter what. And I thought I had been rubbing off on him
like oh my yogi
spirituality is running rubbing off on him. What did he get to like 10 billion?
And he's like no he goes and it's 250 million dollars.
That's so funny. Like I'm sitting there in his Carrara Marvel freaking shower.
Imagine the thought that the only way you could ever be happy is with 250
million dollars. That's the minimum. By the way I know some people worth 250
million dollars are miserable as fuck. Yeah no. It's not gonna do it. It's not.
It's not gonna do it at all. I was like I'm sorry where does that leave people
like me? No. Don't have. You need I think you need a few things. You need your
health above and all. Yeah it doesn't matter how much you are. You have to have
your health. That's number one. Number two is you have to have friends. If you
if you're just like the man and everybody's kissing your ass and you're you
know you're you're the head of this giant business and you live in a bubble and
you're not happy. That's not happy. Happy is you have to have
colleagues. You have to have companions comrades. You have you have people that
you're you're like them. You get to hang together go to dinner and laugh and
hug each other. Yeah. Fun. Yeah. Enjoy your life. I was thinking about even the
other night in the green room like it keeps it's like everyone takes the piss
out of each other. It doesn't fucking matter what level you're at who you are.
Everybody's talking shit. It keeps everybody. It doesn't matter. Like you can
walk out that door and be very famous.
But in that room it's just comedians talking shit. Yeah. It's a beautiful
environment to keep your head straight. It's very it's necessary I think too
and and and it is like even though you might think you want yes men all around
you it just it's I think what I've learned even just from being around rich
guys who I give a lot of talk a lot of shit to is they don't really want that.
No.
It's uncomfortable. You don't want yes men around you. You want people that are
making fun of you. And also how are you gonna like you need people to push back.
Yeah. I think it also depends on what is your personality. Some people are like
very deeply deeply insecure and they really almost desire yes men just to
maintain stability.
It's some people are very weird you know and you don't know it because their
public face is that they're normal. You know their public face when they're
getting interviewed they know how to like turn it on for five minutes but then
when you're around them all day you know they're fucking crazy people.
Which is why they're successful in the first place which is really weird. It's
like what got you to the dance is literally mental illness.
I was talking to I think Malice came on my podcast recently. He's the best. He's
the best. One of my best friends truly. Is he doing stand-up now? I hope he
does. I heard he's doing stand-up. I heard he's gonna do stand-up or he's
planning on doing stand-up.
He wants to but here's the thing. He probably has to do it at Mothership. Like
he can't be at an open mic where somebody's gonna record.
Oh yeah. You know. He could totally do Mothership open mic. Okay. So we're
gonna make that happen. Sunday and Monday nights. Yeah that's what I said. I
was like talk to Joe.
Oh I'd let him go up and do a guest spot on one of my shows. Fuck it. Yeah.
He's funny man. Yeah he is. He's fucking funny.
When he when he said that you know that viral clip when you know if you you
know you know you're an ableist. Yes. And I'm like an ableist. He's like she's
a retard. Yeah. He's so quick. Oh it's this timing is excellent. He's such a
smart guy. Yeah. He's so fucking. Except when it comes to like the whole anarchy
thing.
We don't need cops. I'm like listen bitch you need a cop for just to keep me
from you. What are you talking about? What are you talking about? You don't
need cops. What are you talking about? Shut the fuck up. You need cops.
But he was saying. You need cops. Yeah. He said. I don't want to hear that
nonsense. No. I mean. I don't want to hear that no law and order nonsense. Shut
the fuck up. I just am like where are you in this hierarchy? Yeah. You're dead.
You're dead. I'm gonna steal your food on day one. Shut the fuck up. First
round of the purge you're gone. What the fuck is wrong with you? You need cops.
I feel like I'm at least second round of the purge. Are you armed? Yeah. Yeah.
Well that's important. So at least second. Yeah. Maybe not. Do you know how to
use it? Yeah. Do you train?
I do. Yeah. Okay. Yeah. That's good. Yeah. I don't want to be one of those like.
Yeah. No. That's right. I taught my kids how to shoot when they're very young.
Yeah. I think you. Yeah.
You gotta teach them firearm safety. You know. How never have your finger on
the trigger. Yeah. Unless you're trying to shoot something. Yeah. Ever. You
know. Ever. Don't hold the gun with your finger on the trigger. Always point it
away. Even if it's not loaded. Point it away from people. Point it at the
ground. Point it away. If people around point it in a direction where there's
no human beings. Yeah. You know. Understand.
Always check and see. Yeah. Always check and see. There's not a bullet in the
chamber. Yeah. This is how you rack it. This is how you do it. Yeah. It's like.
You should know how to use them. Just because if. God forbid. Something ever
happens. It's horrible. Your house gets broken into. And. You know. Yeah. You
have. You have the ability to preserve your life.
Yeah. My fear was always that I'd be in a situation. Like in the movies. Where
somebody's wrestling with someone. And then they kick the gun over. Right. And
I'm the girl standing there. And I'm like.
Right. How's this fucking. What are these buttons and switches. And the
magazine pops out. Like. Fuck.
And you pull the trigger. But he's not around. How's this fucking thing go. And
then there is. And I accidentally shoot the hero. Oh. That happens. That
happens. People panic. Yeah.
You know. If you're not used to like. High pressure situations. And you expect
to be able to shoot somebody. Jesus Christ. Oh. So malice. Anyway. The reason I
brought him up. He was talking about how. Many. He didn't realize how many
people in podcasting were mentally ill.
Well in everything. But yeah. Podcasting for sure. Because. Well there's a lot
of people that aren't performers that are in podcasting. I think they're even
more mentally ill. Because those are the people that are like deep in the
fucking social media comments all day.
And seeing people shit on them. And they're out of their fucking minds. There's
a bunch of them. That are just off the. And then. They fight all day.
They fight all day. With each other. And you see them over the years. Get
progressively more and more insane. And more and more aggressive to each other.
each other it seems it seems exhausting also who has time for that i i don't
understand not just
exhausting but detrimental it's a tremendous waste of resources it's really bad
for you mentally
like your own mindset it's it's bad if you're in conflict with someone all the
time especially if
you could have avoided it yeah you don't admire yourself if you're doing that
you just no way
you're like hey i'm on the right track there's no fucking way there's no way
you're you know you're
retarded they might be feeling like they're on the right track i mean i think
elon just on the wheel
elon's monetized it now though so these guys who are in the comments fighting
they're making you know
two three grand a month doing it that's a good point that's a different thing
right or how much
are people like what's the highest earner on x like how much can you make so
random people are making
livings i think you have to be on it constantly right and not and some people
make a lot of money
when i see them post what they're making i'm like holy crap how much i don't
know and it seems to be
people who kind of elon will like um yeah he'll he'll like turn the eye of sauron
upon them and
suddenly like they are are but it's very mercurial you know it can it seems
like it can change on a
dime and well a lot of people post things that are just not true and elon reposts
them all the time
he uses social media like we do i think i do more fact checking than he does
yeah he doesn't have the
time first of all give the guy a break he's running like government programs
along with spacex along with
tesla i will i will cut him some slack but also there with great power comes
great responsibility
you have more followers than anyone on that entire site and you're gonna boost
like
russian propaganda yeah that was one right that fake talk sho