Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2297 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2297 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-03-29. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2297 - Francis Foster & Konstantin Kisin

the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
always a pleasure great to see you man great to see you guys always what the
fuck's happening
welcome to america uh we love being here so much joe your country just keeps
getting weirder every
time you visit every time you visit i want to ask you about some new videos
brother let's be honest
guilty as charged this is i think we're really close to like proof that the
simulation is real
this is why things are so preposterous do you know i try and argue against that
and then i see what's
happening in all our countries and i'm like you know what fine probably you've
got a point now
yeah you know when i really started we were actually talking about this
yesterday i really
started to genuinely consider it like like one of those where like snuck in
through my defenses
my logical defenses when this girl heather mcdonald blacked out on stage while
she was making jokes
about being vaccinated and then she blacks out and cracks her skull have you
seen that yes legitimately
that was the first time in my life i was like there's no way i was like they're
fucking with us
yeah they're just fucking something's hap that can't be so dead on like this is
like god is a scriptwriter
like how is that a real thing that that's a video where someone it's she didn't
do it when she was
making fun of her boyfriend she didn't do it she's talking about idiots in
traffic it was when she was
talking about the vaccine and how you know i even still got my period so jesus
loves me more and then
like there's no way it's too good the timing was exquisite you couldn't have if
you had a movie
where that was a scene you could not have scripted or timed it any better where
you would tell her and
drop there's no way i started legitimately wondering then and i know that's a
stupid example i'm very
aware of you like you're more on all the things in the world there's plenty of
examples
god jesus loves me the most so nice look at this i mean and the audience is
laughing probably the
best laugh she got all night right because it's a big move it's a big move you
know if you're a
pratfall person no one expects it like ah that's hilarious if it goes with the
bit you know and it's
timed perfectly absolutely what's that quote god is a comedian playing to an
audience too afraid to laugh
wow what a great who said that it was either i've said it and it's either voltaire
or camu i can't
remember which one you'll find out yeah but yeah but that's a quote god is a
comedian playing to an
audience too afraid to laugh if that happened to me there you go if that
happened to me my russian
grandmother would be just like god is punishing you yeah and that's why russians
are scary to fight
they're harder people they're they're harder people now you'll learn lesson
yeah we have business to
discuss
yeah man yeah it just seems fake there's so much seems fake you know it's like
all the the news
just the the people that are politicians everyone feels like they're they're
like who's the fetterman
character this guy is wearing a hoodie and shorts that's his that's the wacky
neighbor you know
and then jasmine crockett she's that loud mouth lady from down the street and
they're like oh here
comes jasmine she's gonna get crazy you know and maxine waters like oh she's
old it's like these
are fake people nancy pelosi this giant tittied lady who wants all the money
who's been in politics for
150 years there's pictures of her with kennedy i didn't realize nancy pelosi
was well endowed oh boy
oh boy really yeah you've done the research well there's all these photos where
people are calling
her what's a gilf a grandma you'd like to yeah
you've never seen her boobs
no i have never seen nancy pelosi's boobs no disrespect mrs pelosi i admire her
first stock
choices but fantastic those are those are legit you know i gotta say this is a
great start to the
podcast and we aren't even stoned how did you not know how did you not know
that you're a grown man
look at the size of those sweater hammers that is incredible that has made me a
lot more in favor of
congress hold that go to that last picture might not have been but that seems
fake but it might be like
from the clinton administration see these deep state vampires i really thought
you were going to go
somewhere else when you said deep i went this is going somewhere these deep
state vampires as hot as
nancy pelosi used to be deep state vampire no disrespect mrs pelosi they they've
been around in
the system forever like the relationships that those people make and the
control that they establish and
the rolodex and i got shit on lindsay and lindsay's got shit on this guy and it's
like jesus it's a
fucking dirty business man oh it's crazy bro it's the dirtiest it's the dirtiest
business it's the
dirtiest business in the world you know what i think now that when i look at
politics and you look at
wrestling and i remember criticizing like people who watch soap operas i
remember it just going oh they're
so dumb and i remember my ex going to me she went francis you like soccer that's
just soap opera
but for men and when you think about it kind of is we just buy into our
different soap operas except
soccer's happening for real and the soap opera is just a dumb pretend of a
goofy life that's not real
yeah but politics is kind of soap opera for like adults yeah sure i think it's
teams for adults for sure
for people that don't like sports it becomes like a giant part of their it's
like a guy with a cubs hat
you know i'm fucking chicago cubs don't i die don't like die bro chicago cubs
one day we're gonna
pull it off like people in chicago they fucking deliver you'll fight you in philadelphia
if you
don't like the eagles they will fight you like if you go to a philadelphia eagles
game and you're
from another team they will beat your fucking ass and it happens all the time
yeah and what that's
that's crazy you're both americans like this is the dumbest thing of all time
like one's from a
different city so they're your enemy because they support a different football
team we do it with
everything i know you find that shocking job but in england and britain that is
like run of the mill
so in in the 70s and 80s each football team and to some extent now they had
their own what's called a
firm which is these hooligans whose only thing they didn't really give a shit
about the football the
soccer they would get together with the supporters of the firms of other teams
to have fights in the
car park outside the stadium and they would travel all around the country doing
that so it's actually
the it's one thing i love about american sports like you can go to the game
with your kids and
not worry about the stuff that people are going to be screaming and shouting
and all that violence
you are a lot more chilled out than we are in europe about that stuff believe
it or not oh i do believe
it i do believe it but any like group like that like soccer traveling group you're
going to attract
some fucking psychos that hop along it's like when the grateful dead go on tour
like i bet they're not
specifically asking cult members to recruit with acid in the parking lot for
sure it's gonna happen yeah for
sure if you're like a psycho cult leader and you want to pick up some people
you're going to go to a place
where everyone's on acid you're going to go to a fish concert and explain to
them you know you guys
i know you're in between apartments right now we have an amazing community and
everyone's accepted
and next thing you know you're in a cult yeah next thing you know next thing
you know you're doing acid
with this fucking weirdo and you know he's in the lotus position and you're all
pretending that this is
normal but you know what's really interesting about soccer is that that hooligan
element that's not just in
the uk that's right the way through europe and in south america it's new zealand
too right don't they
duke it out new zealand no no no yeah rugby's kind of different because
football with the hooligan
element so in italian soccer for example they have what the hooligans are
called the ultras and they're
so powerful that if the team is playing badly then what the captain has to do
he then gets in some
instances the ultras have have blockaded the stadium refused that the players
leave and that the the
captain is then demanded to go and have a meeting with their head ultra oh my
god
that kind of pressure while you're playing a world-class soccer match yeah so
then this kid and let's be
fair he's a kid in his mid to late 20s probably then has to go out and have a
meeting with this 40 year old
and then he's like oh my god and then he's like oh my god he's like oh my god
and then he's like oh my god
and then explain to him exactly why the team is underperforming wow that's
basically what professional
sports is especially soccer it's like you're you're trying to do your best in
front of 50 000
people who are all screaming that you're a cunt yeah that's basically it yeah
in in that sense
fighting is more pure because people don't really get upset at a fighter for
losing you're really more
like celebrate the other guy for winning yeah you know it's very rare the
fighter gets demonished
for losing like they would have to lose in a specific way like they'd have to
quit somehow
but there's none of that in the ufc it's like because to get at that level you
can't have any of
that in you but by the time you get to the big show like those guys are tried
and proven they they
they're not there's no cowards in that group you know so they don't get that
same kind of criticism
that athletes have which is one of the because it's also it's like literally
your life's on the line
like it's it's a different thing you're doing than just a sport which is why
the regular kind of
journalism doesn't work in mma like sports journalism in the united states at
least is like super
insulting like everybody's he's a bum he's lazy he doesn't do the work in the
off season and we're
seeing it now yeah he's a loser they like to do that same in the uk man bro you
do that about fighters
and they'll find you all right they'll smack you in your face like this is
their soul their bearing
in front of the world and for you some fat guy chewing adderall and typing into
a macbook air
you that guy will smack you in your head he's a terrifying human being trying
his best and you
have to describe it that way because that's it's a different thing than someone
who doesn't hit free
throws it's a different thing did you ever hear the story i think it was a guy
called curtis i think it was curtis woodhouse it was someone like that so it
may not have been
curtis but it was someone of that ilk wasn't that heavy he was a middleweight
champion but he wasn't
european or world but he was a british middleweight champion which is still a
huge achievement huge
achievement anyway so this kid was trolling him this happened about 10 years
ago 10 12 years ago and
this kid was trolling him online and saying all this horrendous stuff and i and
the guy just responded he
went right i've had enough now and i'm coming to find you and the kid was just
like ah yeah you're
gonna come and find me and he goes bro i know you live in birmingham and the
kid's like yeah but
birmingham's a big place he went no i know people and we will get your address
and then so he then
started posting photos on his twitter going driving to birmingham to see you
and then he went oh and
then he took a photo of the sign of his town and went i'm coming to see you and
then he took a photo
at the bottom of his road and he went you best come out because we're going to
be talking and the kid
just went and just apologized and he went that's cool bro and he just went
knocked on his door and
had a conversation with him jesus and he was just like look and what was the
kid what did he look
like it was just like this little fat kid
but we're giving people the power and the too