Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2307 - Tim Dillon
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2307 - Tim Dillon' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-04-19. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2307 - Tim Dillon

Hey Tim Dillon, how are you? I'm much better now that the ladies are back from
space. Thank you for having me
What were they up there ten minutes? Well, it was very profound
I know you've seen Katy Perry talk about it, but she's basically a guru now.
Yeah. What were her findings?
That's my question. Well, what did she learn? She brought a daisy, which is
super important
It shows you how quick the flight was the dead daisy that's like snipped from
its life source
Was still still alive or still vibrant. Yeah, and it's so it's so nice. Shadda
daisy
Wow, look at her nails
So pretty now so they go up there and they float for like ten minutes
At least and then they come down. Let's not minimize this. No, it's a big deal.
Let's
celebrate
Female astronauts and they say they were united because a lot of men astronauts.
Yeah, they have to go to school, right?
They have to learn how to be a pilot first
Then they have to join the Air Force or the Navy and then right they get
appointed by NASA
That's right then they go to space, you know
But and there has been that's the other thing there has been female astronauts.
Let's let's not minimize
Let's not minimize this
I think there was a bitch stuck on a space station for a few months. That's
terribly more impressive
Let's not minimize this. No, the problem with that story. Yeah, is that she was
rescued by a very
Awful person. Okay, who wants to expose flawed fraud and rate waste. Yes. Did
Musk rescue her? Yes. Oh interesting. Yeah
Oh, where's that in the news? Oh, I didn't know those fucking people were stuck
the Boeing jet and the skyline whatever the fuck
Yeah, the Boeing spaceship wasn't working. They can fix it
Interesting. I didn't even know that. Yeah. And by the way Elon could have
rescued them during the Biden administration
They didn't want to because of his open support for Trump
So they love those people up there. Yes
He's talked about it on my podcast. They love those people up there and they're
just chillin. No, they're dying
Right, it's like slow radiation poisoning
It's like getting 10 x-rays a day and they're just slowly getting sapped of
your life force
Out there and no gravity. Your bones are weakening. Do you see that lady's face
when she came back? She didn't look great
Bro, her something had happened like her chin had grown. She looked like it was
extended and her hair had all turned gray
She looked like she was sick. She was sick. Yeah, you're dying up there, man.
That's crazy
I had a commander Chris Hatfield on and he was at one point in time the longest
Person that had been in space from wasn't he? It's like he was there for like
six months
And he was saying it was
Unbelievable, like how difficult it was to recover once you get back to earth
couldn't walk
It was just like a total vertigo like his whole body was like so not used to
gravity
All of his bones were weak all these muscles were weak, but these bitches seem
fine these ladies. Well for now
It was like a nice right minimize the sacrifice. Yeah, no, it was huge
It was a big deal. In fact, yeah world there to show the different they're
profoundly different to show people what's inspiring
That's what I'm saying. It's inspiring if if if a guy who's worth what a
trillion dollars
Several billion a hundred billion just a man. Yeah, the conspiracies if they
didn't make it. Yeah
Well Pete there's ready people saying that they faked it, which I think is
silly. Well, I love those people, but that's great
Those are the people that think space is fake. That's right. Yeah, but they're
they're ready people going well
They faked it and I'm like, I hope they fake something better than that this is
I hope
If they're faking stuff and they probably are faking some stuff. Yeah, God, I
hope they're faking stuff. That's better than that
I think this is the confusion
I think the confusion is that they essentially got to the threshold of space
They did not get like way out there
where reentry is
Very traumatic and it has like if you see like those heat shields that they put
all over those things
And if they break off on the reentry everybody dies
Right, that's because you're way out there and the amount of heat that gets
generated as you're reentering the atmosphere
I think they're essentially like on the border of the atmosphere. Let's see.
How high did they go up there?
So the space shuttle they want a little higher than that rock that rocket man
documentary that guy shot himself up in a rocket
They went like a few feet higher than that guy. Yeah, RIP that guy drove by his
grave on the way to Vegas when LA burned down
Are they even like technically actually in space? I think that's the word that
like it floats. That's the line
I might go there. I might do that. Do it go to space space, but I might do the
80 80 miles do that
So three hundred and fifty miles is the highest anyone has ever gone
Other than the Apollo astronauts 62 62 miles. Okay, 62 miles ain't shit, dude.
I drive that in an hour
You know I'm saying yeah, and it's by the way, I agree with you. It's not that
far. That's not even here to San Antonio
62 miles ain't shit
But it is kind of technically space so they get up there and they look at the
earth
Yeah, that's why like everybody's calling bullshit on the outside of the
capsule right that it wasn't like completely on fire
Right destroyed just cuz they didn't go that high. They didn't go that high.
That's all it is
Right, but they did go to space technically went to space and they lost gravity
the funniest thing is they come back and you need a parachute to land right
like at all the technology Elon has Elon is catching rockets
What could yeah arms clamp? What could go wrong in something like that? Oh, it
could explode on the way up
Oh
Yeah, the way up is not ensured that those things are definitely gonna hold it
together. So that's the biggest risk
Yeah, you have these cannons filled with rocket fuel that are burning at like
twice the what is the temperature of rocket fuel when it's hot?
Is it like is it is it's like close to the surface of the Sun or some crazy
shit?
Like what is the what's the actual temperature? So everything has to be
contained while you have
Insane amounts of fuel burning every second and huge plumes of flame enormous
thrust right to escape Earth's atmosphere, right?
You're just hoping all those O-rings and all these fucking all the shit that
blew up with the Challenger could have blown up
100% yeah, I mean
Musk has openly said some of these are gonna blow up when he's testing them
when he right when they would blow up
Be like, oh, Elon failed again
Like no, we want it to fail because I want to find out what is the threshold
like what there's only one way
I wonder if all of them were that you think they were like prepared to die. No
Katy Perry was but prepared
Yeah, she's in her eyes. Something's all like a soldier. Something's off with
her. No, it's good. Yeah
What about the hatch though? Wasn't that kind of sketch she has a Mohammed Adda?
Well, I think the problem is that the hatch is not a real hatch
Like a spaceship because it's not really going to space. There's no captain.
There's no pilot, right? There's nobody going back the mundo
All the above so it's most hatches in that regard
They open outwardly so that the pressure of space travel like when you're
shooting that fucking rocket up insane amounts of gravity
Doesn't make the door hinges fail and it collapses in on itself and everybody
dies right right so the they have to open outward
Right, right, so the pressure would keep them shut so generally like there's
like a seal and it's really kind of crazy like I have a friend of mine
Very wealthy businessman who brings me over his house the other days
He goes I want to show you something and he shows me this diagram
He said this is from the 1950s and this is the blueprint for the
recreation
UFO that they made when they when they tried to back engineer the one that they
found at Roswell and they had it this was a diagram
Yeah, yeah, and it had a crank handle like a submarine door
You know and they were trying to replicate a craft that had landed crashed.
Yeah, they what he thinks they did
Wow, he doesn't think it's a try
He said this is the blueprint because it had the actual it by the way the exact
generator in the center of it that Bob Lazar described
Yeah
In 1989 when he worked at area s4 what layer of the government do you think is
working on projects like that?
Like is it all the DARPA people? I think it's people that are completely
disconnected from congressmen senators, right?
It's a deep state because it's all they have to be like they probably belong to
an agency without a name
Well, there's probably a bunch of those right and when it comes to this kind of
stuff
Like we already know now because of doge that there was money that was going
with no receipts
Billions and billions of dollars that was just flying out with no receipts.
They have no idea where it went
and elon openly said if this was he goes if this was a public company the it
would be delisted and
The people who ran it would go to prison, but because it's the government you're
like
That could be going to it you think they'll bring charges against anyone for
fraud
That's the worry about disclosure because that's I think that's what's holding
it. I think people
Needs concrete stuff. Yeah, you want to see concrete was here Katy Perry talk
about right
This morning I said let's discuss I saw her I saw I chatted about it on my show
I saw her say something about we weren't
Taking space we're making space. That's the one I want to say which I thought
was an interesting
Scientific it's not this one. No, no, no. I got another one. I got some better
ones
What is funny is immediately pretty good? It is funny to do something like this
and then everyone hates you like everyone hates
They shouldn't hate her. Oh, no, that's not it Jamie. I'll send it to you
I have so many of them. Yeah, I don't think that one has the making space try
this one
It's so fun with people why is it so fun when people get pretentious cuz you're
I guess cuz you're terrified that you would ever do it
Well, yeah, I also think it's fun to see somebody who has no self-awareness.
Yeah, they're always the most fun
I will never be the same. I mean when you get up there and you see
The earth and it's so beautiful and it just fills the screen and it's not just
your window
It's like everybody's window and there's no boundaries. There's no border.
There's just earth
And it just fills the screen
The earth and it's so beautiful and it just fills the screen. Is it what you
expected?
No
better
I don't think you can describe it
Cuz you know what I was saying it was like quiet, but then
It's also really alive and you look at it and you're like
We're all in this together
You mentioned that prior to going up you said that you needed to go to space to
heal
I know you're only a few minutes removed from this incredible experience. Do
you feel healed?
Now you are officially an astronaut. Thank you so much. How do you I?
I feel super connected to love
Goodness, I
Will never be the same. I mean when you get up. No, that's it. That's it. There's
another one. There's another one
She said making space
But no, it's just so funny that they just get called astronauts. It's funny to
hear the richest guy in the world's wife go
We're all in it together. Oh boy. Yeah, I don't know
I don't know if people feel that
Yeah, we're definitely not all in it with you
You're jet how in it together are we? Yeah, what does that mean? It feels like
you hand-selected a couple of friends to go do this
Yeah, yeah
I mean she should have teach should have been a lottery system like Willy Wonka
where just seven random people
Should have been able to go in this I would do it just that would be fine
That would be good just seven random people just not pull out some guy who's
not supposed to be here
Just a cashier at H-E-B someone from MS 13 get them in someone from 