Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2313 - Jillian Michaels
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Joe Rogan Experience #2313 - Jillian Michaels

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
Yes.
Good to see you.
You too.
We were just talking about boomers, about parents, parents that they don't want
to believe anything
other than what they're getting from the news.
It's been a challenge.
My dad is an absolute lost cause.
My mom is now open to the conversation and she'll send me a bunch of different
articles
and then she'll allow me to disseminate from my perspective.
But it's been, it's been a rough ride.
Yeah.
I've got them on peptides now, which is nice.
Same.
And I've got my, my stepdad on a testosterone replacement, which is nice.
And he's seeing benefits of those things.
So it's like they're slowly starting to incorporate some of these things, but
their whole life,
they've been told that the doctor knows everything and that the news is always
correct.
And anything contrary to the news is bullshit.
But arguably, when our parents were our age, it was reliable.
I don't think so.
No.
No, I think it's always been compromised.
I just think there was no alternatives.
That's interesting.
That's what I think.
My mom is a psychoanalyst, PhD.
This is a very educated, thoughtful woman.
Sometimes that's the worst.
No, no.
She's, I would argue against in this case.
I do appreciate people who see flaws in psychoanalysis, but I've learned a huge
amount from my mom
in this, in this area.
And she also, she majored in journalism before changing careers to psychoanalysis.
And so for her to even wrap her head around the fact that journalism can be
compromised is almost inconceivable.
Right.
I didn't mean psychoanalysis is bad.
What I meant is that a lot of times educated people defer to other educated
people.
Like they're an expert in their field.
So they assume that all the other experts in their field are also correct.
And any heretic is just a fool.
I would happen to agree with that point.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah.
That's why we were talking about Fauci on the way in.
And both of my parents could arguably canonize the guy, you know, or now I
think I've broken
through with my mom, but it has taken me since, since your episode with Brett
Weinstein in
March of 2020.
I have been working on it.
We're getting there though.
We're there.
Like we are there.
It's been five years.
Isn't that crazy?
That was five years ago.
It was like yesterday.
I'll never forget it.
Five years ago.
And I remember when that episode came out, people were freaking out.
Like, what are you doing?
What is Brett doing?
This is bullshit.
You're going to get us all killed.
It made perfect sense to me.
Well, he was right.
Clearly.
And yet still, no apologies, no corrections, except the government website.
The COVID-19 website is now up.
And this has to be because of Bobby Kennedy.
Hey, I mean, the New York Times is like, oh, looks, looks like this came from a
lab.
It's like, really?
Well, the best part about it was they're like, we were misled.
Yeah.
You were misled by you, you fuckers.
I know.
You did it.
Isn't that disgusting?
And there are zero apologies, zero course corrections, and they unveil this
information as though they are the purveyors of truth.
Guys, we've got a headline.
You're a little late.
This came from a lab.
You're a half a decade late.
That's right.
You know what's really interesting?
We've been talking about this a lot lately, that imagine if the roles were
reversed and if podcasters were the ones yelling at everybody to go out and
take these experimental shots.
And then they were experiencing all these complications and all these side
effects.
Mainstream news would be chastising us.
Like, how dare you give people the advice to go out and do that?
You're responsible for these people having all these side effects and all these
unnecessary deaths and all these people that would have had no problem with
COVID.
You encouraged them to take this vaccine and they had strokes and they had this
and they had that.
They'd be calling for us to get shut down.
I actually did that.
I did not know any better and I was pitched a vaccine scientist and I thought,
like, oh, this is great.
Yeah, come on, come on the show.
I didn't know the vaccine was gene therapy.
I had no idea.
So I knew it came from a lab.
That made perfect sense to me and I was like, oh, well, this is very clear.
It's not, you know, from a wet market.
But I was, someone reached out to a producer of mine and said, you know, we've
got this person who was a scientist who worked on the vaccine that wants to
educate people.
And I thought I was doing this major public service.
I have had to apologize for that podcast and I've left it up.
What was the scientist?
I cannot, Joe, I cannot remember her name.
She was actually young.
And the reason I remember that she was in her 30s is because she told me, oh,
this tech has been around for 30 years.
And I thought, but you're only, you're like 35.
I was like, no, no, no, we've been, we've been evolving this technology for 30
years.
And you see all of these trials for safety.
It's just bureaucracy.
I didn't understand what it meant to push something through that emergency use
loophole at the time.
I didn't understand the difference of, oh, this is a dead pathogen and this is
a live pathogen and we're worried about adjuvants.
But this here, this is gene therapy.
I didn't even begin to comprehend what that was, what it meant, or the fact
that we would fuck around with something that was experimental.
And the scariest part is I had been talking with a woman named Brianne Dresden
who was injured during the AstraZeneca COVID-19 trials.
And the NIH was studying all of the people that had been injured during the
vaccine trials as they rolled out the vaccine with no concerns and lied about
every component from it stays in the shoulder, it's out of the body in 24 hours
until you find out, no, it's coated in lipid nanoparticles and it can cross the
blood brain barrier.
Oops.
Now they're finding out that people can still produce spike protein because the
injections for over 700 days.
And you can shed, supposedly.
Yeah, you give it to your partner.
It's insane.
Crazy.
Crazy.
And now they're, I mean, I'm certainly not an expert in mRNA tech, but now we're
fast tracking other vaccines that utilize the same technology.
And I know for one, I don't think I'll take an mRNA vaccine ever.
It scares the crap out of me.
Well, you've heard Brett Weinstein talk about the flaws and just the technology
itself and that, you know, the fact that when it gets into your body, if it
gets especially, you know, the thing is nobody aspirated, right?
They didn't inject people and pull back to make sure they're not on a blood
vessel.
They just plunged it, including when they, they did it live with Biden on
television, which I don't think that was a vaccine.
I said to this day, people are like, yo, what, you're a conspiracy theorist?
Yeah, I think, yeah, I'm telling you right now.
I think it's a conspiracy.
I don't think they would take a chance in injecting a fucking 80-year-old man
when you know that you have to, like, stay there at the clinic for 20 minutes
in case you drop dead.
Keep it on someone.
Yeah.
You know, my wife's friend, her friend's son actually, had the COVID vaccine
and the flu vaccine on the same day.
Oy.
He did supposedly stay for 15 minutes, got in the car, must have passed out or
had a seizure, hit a tree and died.
Jesus Christ.
Had a crazy reaction to it.
I know, I'm not trying to, I'm not trying to promote, you know, this anti-vax
position, but.
Well, that's not a vaccine.
Yes, exactly.
Calling it a vaccine is fucking crazy.
That's exactly it.
It was a totally experimental gene therapy.
And what Brett was saying about it is if you don't aspirate, you're shooting it
right into a blood vessel.
If you're shooting it right into a blood vessel, it could go to all sorts of
areas of the body where the body's going to attack it like it's a disease,
particularly the heart.
And it's like, this is why you get myocarditis, because the heart doesn't heal,
which is why you don't get heart cancer.
Your heart just scars over.
So people have these inflamed, enlarged hearts and then diminished
cardiovascular function.
And he was talking about this way earlier than anybody else.
And they were blood on his hands is killing grandmas.
And the vaccine saved millions of lives.
People say that all the time.
They've saved millions of lives.
Like how?
If people still got COVID, not only that, they got more COVID than people that
didn't get vaccinated.
I am still having this exact debate, actually, with my mom, who's like, but
honey, it saved millions.
And you know what's crazy?
Have you actually tried to Google that information?
Because you can make a case for that based on what will come up on Google.
And she's like, but look right here.
It says it saved millions of lives.
But you know, it's only based on the idea that those people would have died if
they didn't have COVID.
And the problem is you're going to get COVID anyway.
So that data is bullshit.
Not only that, even when people got COVID, 99.07 of those fuckers lived.
I just pulled that up because I was trying to illustrate that point.
And I was like, do you realize that I think the percentage of mortality with
this is like 1%?
And when you look at it, it's like 0.03 all the way up until you get about 80
years old.
And then it's like, well, 1% or so, 1.5 maybe in 80-year-olds or morbidly obese
or severely autoimmune, you know, immunocompromised.
So the thing is, when you have 330 million people in this country and then, you
know, you look at that 0.3%, that starts looking like a lot of people.
But those are just people that are on death's door.
That's the reality.
Metabolically unhealthy, obese, diabetes, all sorts of problems, cancer, leukemia,
on chemotherapy.
Those are the people that died.
I remember when Bill Maher was talking about how it was people who, there was a
study that came out of the CDC and forgive me because I don't remember the
exact percentage,
but it was upwards of 80% of the people who died or had severe cases of COVID
were obese or overweight.
And this is when, you know, you could be healthy at any size.
That psyop was in full effect.
That must have drove you crazy.
Oh, I was, I, I, I, I was completely unraveling.
People ask me like, what happened?
You were a good liberal.
You're still a good liberal.
I still have a good liberal.
If you go back to the old definition.
I haven't changed.
Yeah, nor have I.
I go issue by issue with my friends.
Yeah.
And I, I'm like, you show me where I've shifted my position on any issue
outside of Trump.
I used to think he was Hitlerian and he was going to round up all the gays and
we were all fucked and none of that happened.
I thought Russia, Russia, Russia.
I thought that was real.
Well, so as new evidence came to light and I managed to survive his first term
intact, along with my gay relationships, I somehow started to feel that maybe a
lot of that was bullshit propaganda.
But outside of that, not one of my positions has changed.
Not one.
And I find that arguably the right is more welcoming and more tolerant now.
I can sit down and have a conversation with Matt Walsh and debate gay marriage
in a civil fashion.
And I ended up, again, like I bring up Bill because I, I work with Bill in some
capacity on his podcast network and I was having to defend him on Piers Morgan
because he was sitting down with Trump and they called him a bigot and a racist
and anti-science because he was going to sit with Trump.
I'm like, well, where's the outrage that he sits down with Newsom?
I hate that guy way more.
Piers Morgan was saying this or the guests?
Not Piers.
Not Piers.
Piers was awesome.
The guests.
Piers's show is Maury Povich 2.0.
It's a better version of Maury Povich.
I kind of love it though.
And I love when I get to do it because you're allowed to act unhinged.
You still have to make your points.
Yeah.
But it is, it is theatrical.
But