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Joe Rogan Experience #2326 - Jimmy Carr

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I'm rehydrating having, well I think I got it from this show, the sauna cold plunge
thing.
I bet you did.
I'm so into it.
That's awesome.
So addicted to it.
It changes your life.
It really does.
It's like, it's that dopamine for like.
You're changing my life by crushing this liquid IV in the most bizarre way
possible.
I don't know.
It's like somehow it's all smushed up.
Yeah, it's humidity.
All right.
Well.
It probably got a little humidity in there.
It needs one of them little packets you get in the chips that you always
accidentally bite.
Oh, yeah, yeah.
You know, those little things they put in there to like absorb humidity.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I think that's what they're for, right?
Yeah.
They absorb humidity.
Is that what they do?
Salt or something.
Maybe they provide it.
Do they provide humidity?
What do they do?
I did the, I'm now staying in, not exclusively, but like I'm, my hotel choice,
I'm solving for
places with sauna cold plunge.
So I can kind of do that in the morning and feel alive.
There's a lot more of those now.
Well, it's great.
And then, but you travel the world.
I travel everywhere.
Yeah.
So I was in like Vienna and they've got this incredible facility.
And I went and it's like, you know, it's an amazing sauna, amazing cold plunge.
So I get in there.
I'm having a great time.
A guy walks in and I get told off for wearing shorts because I've got swim
shorts on and it's
Austria and they'd like to sauna naked.
They want to look at your cock.
They want to check it out.
Okay.
And now I've got no problem with that in the sauna.
I've got zero problem in the sauna.
I tell you where the problem comes.
What?
Post cold plunge.
Yeah.
That is some baby dick.
You know where the real problem comes?
Aggressive gay men.
In saunas?
Yeah.
I mean, there was very little of that going on, I think.
Well, most of the time.
But that's, I think saunas had that reputation for.
Oh, I've seen it.
Like in.
I've had a guy do it to me.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I've got to look me in the eye and take his robe and like open up his towel
while he's
staring at me.
Is there more to this story?
Where does this?
No.
That feels like.
No.
Okay.
Yeah.
There's no more to the story.
Is the guy okay, Joe?
Yeah.
I didn't hurt him.
I don't think I even said anything to him.
I just went like this.
And then just didn't look at him.
And then within three minutes, he put his towel back on and walked out and left.
Like, so he was fishing.
And that's how I met.
He threw a line out there.
That's how I met your mother.
And that is how I met Tony Hinchcliffe.
That's the origination story.
Yeah.
It was insulting because he wasn't even a handsome gentleman.
You know?
Well, I mean.
He wasn't even a good looking guy.
You're not in that business.
I'm not in that business.
You're not in that business.
You don't know.
I don't know, right?
I don't know.
Yeah.
I mean, there's a lot of bears out there.
A lot of guys are into the big guys.
You know?
They're into big, fat, hairy guys.
That's a thing.
Right.
Yeah.
I don't know.
I don't know.
This guy wasn't even that.
He wasn't even a bear.
You're disappointed that the guy that hit on you wasn't attractive enough.
I've only had a few times in my life where men have aggressively hit on me, and
both of
them have been disappointing.
Two ones in recent memory that I can remember.
Not recent memory.
Like, within, you know, as an adult.
In saunas?
No.
One in a bar and one in the sauna.
Okay.
So, in the bar.
So, how did you know the guy was hitting on you?
I knew the guy.
He's a gay guy.
And he just was getting drunk, and then he started getting silly.
But he got a little handsy.
You know?
Like, kept touching me.
And I was like, you need to stop doing that, or you're going to get hurt.
Stop touching me.
It just makes you realize, like, what it's like to be a woman.
But way worse.
Way, way worse.
I think it's very good for empathy to have that experience.
To have a guy aggressively, drunkenly hit on you.
Yeah, yes.
And to know what it's like.
I often think, like, being a bit famous, you kind of know what it's like to be
a very
attractive woman.
Yeah, but you don't, because you're not as vulnerable.
And no one's trying to, like, stick their dick inside of you for the most part.
I mean in terms of you have predictable conversations.
That's true.
Like, I often think, like...
You get bullshitted.
Yeah, super attractive women have the same conversation with people over and
over again.
And you blame them for being boring.
Right, where are you from?
Hey, you come around here a lot?
What's going on?
Yeah, it's the same conversation again and again and again.
Yeah.
I always think, like, I always notice that.
My friend Roshin Conaty pointed this out to me.
She said, really, really attractive people, like gorgeous supermodels, speak
very, very
slowly.
Because no one has ever interrupted them.
Ha ha ha.
Like, I speak quick because I'm rocking this.
I go, quick, come on, let's get something going here.
Come on.
Yeah, that's actually a very good point, right?
And also you probably value your opinion way too highly because no one would
ever question
your ability to form a sentence or to figure something out because they want to
have sex
with you.
Yeah, so this is how horoscopes got big.
Because incredibly attractive women spoke about their horoscope and no one went,
this
sounds like some bullshit.
It's interesting you brought that up because I was just watching the Danny
Jones podcast
today and he had my friend Hamilton Morris on, who's been on this podcast a few
times.
And they were talking about the Reagan administration and about how the war on
drugs really got started.
Like, this is your brain on drugs, all that stuff, Nancy Reagan's pet project.
Yeah.
And it was because Nancy Reagan, according to Hamilton, and he's got, I mean,
he's very
I've heard this.
She had like a guru, didn't she?
Yes.
But this is where it started.
She was mocked for being like this frivolous person who was the wife of the
president.
And Hamilton sort of relates it to the way Melania Trump gets mocked.
And, you know, she had apparently famously spent like an insane amount of money
on new China
for the White House, like new silverware in China.
China.
Oh, like dishware?
Yeah, but that's how we pronounce it.
China.
China, in the Trump household.
China.
But it wasn't the Trump household back then.
It was Reagan.
That's a terrible Reagan impression.
But so anyway, she went to her psychic slash whatever it is, astrologer slash
whatever this
kooky person is, and they gave good advice.
They said, you got to do something to distract it.
So you have to have a cause.
And so her cause became the war on drugs.
Her cause became just say no.
Right.
I mean, did that work out well?
I forget.
How did the war on drugs go?
How are we doing?
Not just that, well, Hamilton points out how many people were arrested and how
many lives
were destroyed because of this decision by this one woman who was the wife of
the president
who was trying to cover her ass because she was looking silly in the press.
I got crazy drug views.
Do you want to hear my drug views?
I would love to hear your drug views.
Okay.
Marijuana specifically.
Okay.
I think marijuana should be illegal for the under 30s.
I think it should be legal, 30 to 50, and then I think over 50, mandatory.
That's not a bad decision.
I don't like the under 30, but I, in all defense, I did not start smoking
marijuana until I became
30.
Well, I think it's that thing of like, there's performance enhancing drugs,
right?
And then there's, and there's, there's lots of them.
I mean, testosterone is probably the biggest and the best, right?
Oh, there's way better ones than testosterone.
Well, but testosterone in terms of the world, like if you look at the world,
like people often
quote the fact that most of this, you know, the biggest CEOs in the world are
male.
Yeah.
But also 95% of the prison population is male because what testosterone gives
you is it's
risk.
It's the chemical for risk.
So people take high risk, so they end up with all the rewards, but also destitute.
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Single moms also have higher testosterone.
Do you know that?
I never knew that.
Yeah.
Women that are forced to like take care of themselves and forced to like make
all the money and run
the household and take care of the children, their testosterone naturally rises.
Yeah.
Also, women have more testosterone than they do estrogen.
That's interesting, isn't it?
Wild.
Yeah.
I never knew that until I forget who said it.
I was like, that's kind of crazy.
But it's that thing of like, you know, for young women, if you're talking to
young women,
like what would the advice be?
And it's like, because young men take risks.
Right.
But young women tend not to take the same risks.
But maybe if you do more calculated risks, kind of levels the playing field a
little bit.
Playing field for what game?
Well, I suppose career for what choices you make in life.
I think, I wonder how much crossover there is between women's decisions, career
paths and men's.
Like how often are women actually competing with, obviously they do, but how
often, you know what I mean?
Like if there wasn't any societal pressure for a woman to be a career woman and
a boss girl, you know, because there's a lot of that.
There's like pressure to like show that you're as good as everyone else who's
also doing this.
And, you know, Sally is a CEO.
You should be a CEO too.
And there's a lot of pressure.
But if you just let them decide their own path, how much crossover there would
there be with men and women?
Well, I don't know.
I mean, I read a lot of, it's like Mary Harrington and Louise Perry.
These kind of great feminist writers.
And they often sort of talk about this thing of like going, we talk about one
stage of feminism above, and there's three.
There's like, there's the, there's the maiden, which is, you know, the young
woman out for a career who can do just as, they can do anything a man can do,
right?
Absolutely.
And then there's motherhood, which a man cannot compete.
But feminism doesn't really talk about motherhood that, that much.
It's like, it's become almost like a right wing thing to like celebrate motherhood,
right?
And then there's what they call the crone, the older woman, postmenopausal, who's
absolutely pivotal in our society.
If you think about anyone having a crisis, just a woman comes from nowhere in
her 50s or 60s and makes your cup of tea and takes care of you.
It's like, it's an incredibly, that grandmother figure is so important in our
culture, in our society.
And it's not celebrated enough, I