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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2333 - Protect Our Parks 15' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-05. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2333 - Protect Our Parks 15

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
All right, we're done.
We're rolling.
Don't do anything illegal.
Are you on the OZEM pick?
No.
Come on, everybody's on the ZEM.
A lot of people are.
I think it's probably bad for you.
It might be.
Oh, yeah.
It might, in the end, be bad for you.
Curious.
There's also that part of me I can't bring myself to actually not work out.
You look ripped.
No, no, no.
You're allowed to work out.
You don't want to talk about it, but look at those shoulders.
Look at those shoulders, dog.
Those shoulders are coming in strong.
Yeah.
Don't hit me.
You look noticeably thicker.
Like, noticeably thicker.
That's what I said to my trainer.
He's like, you want to lose weight?
I said, no.
Bigger.
I want to get jacked.
Fucking huge.
Dude, you've been in this gym, like, super fucking consistent.
If I'm in Austin, I come here every day.
It's very nice.
Every time you open that door and I see you pop out, I'm like, fuck yeah.
He's getting after it.
Getting after it.
Do you worry about the buff comedy, though?
He don't want to be the buff comic.
I will never actually get into it.
Well, I very rarely wear a t-shirt on stage.
Just go shirtless.
Or anything tight.
Shirtless is my movie.
I just want to look like a fucking champ.
Take a shirt off like Hulk Hogan.
That's fun.
Start comedy.
Yeah, Kreischer, when he started losing weight and he's getting jacked, I'm
like, you're taking
away from your act there, fella.
Exactly.
You know, you look like a football player now.
Like, Bert was getting some big, thick-ass shoulders.
I don't do a lot of fat jokes.
No.
If any.
No, you don't really.
You might make fun of yourself if it helps something.
Yeah.
It doesn't matter.
Well, you're not fat enough.
You're more like squishy.
Yeah, you're just a fat guy.
Yeah.
You're not like a fat guy.
It's not so absurdly fat that we have to talk about it.
Bert doesn't really do fat jokes either.
No.
No.
No.
Really?
No, not really.
Sometimes you just gotta attack the elephant in the room just to get it out of
the way,
but then after that, fuck it.
But if you're really good, you don't even need it.
But if you have a joke that's funny, that's fat, like, who fucking cares?
That's the weirdest thing is comics, like, policing what should be talked about.
If someone comes up with the most amazing fart joke of all time, I'm gonna die
laughing.
Sure.
It's like, I don't do any.
I don't have any.
But it's like, on anything and everything, there's a take on anything and
everything that's
like, ahhhhhhhhh.
Yeah.
You know, it's just gotta find where it is.
It's kind of my goal.
It's to come up with the best fart joke of all time.
Ate's dog?
No, not yet.
Joke.
Come on.
What's that?
You're bad at loose today, dude.
What's up with you?
He's fired up, dude.
He's gained it.
You've pulled out three drugs.
I've been here in eight minutes.
Shh.
There's no drugs.
Shut the fuck up.
No drugs.
No drugs.
It's just nicotine.
Just Ozempic.
Don't get the feds on us.
Lucy Breakers.
What's the hecklefish?
Oh, that's from, um, you ever see that YouTube show, The Y Files?
No.
It's a great fucking show.
It's all about, like, fucking aliens and why you can't go into the Grand Canyon
and, you
know, secret fucking temples and stuff like that.
And, uh, A.J. Gentile is the host, and then, uh, this is a fish that sits in
the fish tank
next to him and talks shit to him.
I will be a strict but fair lord of these lands, and my thirst will come to
idolize you.
Look at you.
There's drugs.
There's drugs.
It does him right away.
Can't say there's no drugs.
Yeah.
Stuffed animals.
Tacklefish.
Guys, check this out.
You put his nose on his forehead.
He's trying to bite me.
Well, the thing is, like, now everybody comes and they give me something for
the table.
That's, like, part of the fun.
Oh, yeah.
I got this little, uh, Olmec head.
That's sick.
From Luke Caverns.
Pretty dope.
Cute.
I also got, uh, an Aztec death whistle.
Do not blow it.
I blew it.
The last time.
I blew it to Theo's.
The last time we had one of these and we blew it.
You blew a death whistle.
Uh-huh.
Callan blew it on the podcast and the pandemic started a month later.
I'm not kidding.
Fucking L.A. was locked down.
Everything.
People were, like, connecting it to the death whistle.
It killed Bob Saget.
It was a conspiracy theory.
Oh, poor Bob.
Sorry.
You got me.
Ah, the death level.
Because I think that one drives me nuts.
Yeah.
Bob Saget does?
Yeah, because it's the same thing that happened to Heather McDonald.
Blacked out.
Fell.
Smashed her head.
Died.
She lived because she was on stage and luckily they got medical help.
Rug.
Wrong on the stage also.
It was fake?
No, rug.
Oh.
No, it was hardwood.
I don't think there was a rug.
Hardwood.
Bro, her head's a video a lot.
What stage was that?
I've seen that video 30 times.
Yeah.
It's hardwood.
Yeah, I don't know.
Her head bounces.
It's very terrifying.
Whoa.
Because that's how people die in street fights.
It just crumbles.
Yeah.
That's the big reason why people die in street fights.
They get knocked out and they hit their head.
It's not from getting punched to death most of the time.
Right.
Most of the time it's from falling and hitting your head.
Remember the knockout game?
Knockout game.
Bro, that's so scary.
Yeah.
Terrifying.
That's so scary.
Filming crimes is a very...
No, that's a hard stage.
We're already watching it again.
That stage is hard.
It's fine.
Here she goes.
Get the Hitler speed.
Oh, wow.
It kind of gets enveloped into the stage.
Fractured her skull.
That was crazy.
Really?
Fractured her skull.
Yeah.
Whoa.
Yeah.
Scary shit.
Yikes.
You could bleed.
Nice jamming.
You could bleed in the brain and you could...
Didn't need the whole thing.
That's perfect.
Possibility you'll never be the same again.
The question is, did it kill?
Did it get a laugh?
It's the biggest laugh of the set.
Yeah.
All right.
Well, it might have been worth it.
Until people found out it was real.
Yeah, they thought it was just being hilarious.
Yeah, they thought it was a funny joke.
Hilarious.
Oh, wow.
Yikes.
Which is the way you would do it.
You ever get an accidental joke where you say something and everyone laughs?
You're like, oh, I can see the double meaning on that.
Yeah.
Oh, I'll pretend I meant that.
Yeah, yeah.
Yeah.
Oh, yeah, definitely.
Well, that's the difference between writing it and saying it, right?
You write it and you're like, I think I know how to go with this.
And then you get on stage and say it and you're like, oh, that's the funny part.
Yeah.
This is fucking ridiculous.
The fact that this exists is ridiculous.
Yeah, I'm always embarrassed if I wrote something and then say it and it's not
even close.
What the fuck was I thinking?
It's crazy how much that happens.
At this point, I always think of it as like a scaffolding.
I'm like, I don't know what's good until I get up there.
Yeah, well, it's funny how when you're in your apartment, you're killing.
You're like, man, this is good stuff.
And then when you get up there, you can like feel this won't work.
Yeah, right when you're on stage.
I don't know why I'm saying this.
But when you have people in front of you, you're like, oh, this is not going to
hit.
Oh, my God, it's the best.
And then you went into it with so prepared.
And then they're just looking at you like, I don't get it.
You go into it like, I wrote a new bit today.
This thing's going to fucking kill.
Yeah.
In your notebook.
Two words into it, you go.
That's why comedy is great because you can never really crack it.
You can get better at it, but you can never really go, this is going to work.
It's also like a truly collaborative thing.
You have to have an audience.
Yeah.
It's like Gary Clark Jr. could write a fucking amazing album by himself in his
like private
music studio.
And nobody has to hear it until you listen to it the first time.
You're like, God damn.
Yeah.
Like Oliver Anthony's new album.
I haven't heard it.
Bro.
Really?
Bro.
There's a song.
We're going to play this song.
Leak it.
You can't play it on the air.
So we'll play it.
When you already sent me.
Oh, yeah.
I should have it already.
We'll play it and then we'll react to it.
Okay.
I'll tell you guys.
Cut all this out.
I'll tell you guys what happened.
So Oliver Anthony has no money, right?
He's poor.
He's selling farm equipment.
He puts his song on YouTube.
He's a fucking superstar, right?
He doesn't know what to do.
He freaks out.
He asked me for advice.
I call him on the phone.
We have a conversation for like a fucking hour where I go, don't sign anything
with anybody.
And he's like, they're telling me I have to strike while the iron's on.
I go, bullshit.
They're trying to steal money from you.
I go, you're independent.
You're already there.
You already made it.
I know if you wrote that song.
Yeah.
I'm like, if you wrote that song, you could write a dozen of those fucking
songs.
You don't need anybody.
They're just, he's like, they're offering me seven million dollars.
I go, no, no, no.
They're offering to steal money from you for the rest of your life.
That's what they're doing.
I go, you don't need them.
You have talent.
So cut to, he starts making millions of dollars, doing arenas.
The wife divorces him.
She wants everything.
She wants everything.
Whoa.
She wants more than half.
She wants all the money that he's going to be making in the future because she
was with
him when he was broke.
So she, it's fucking crazy.
He's just tortured.
What a fucking idiot.
He wants to die.
He wants to die.
And he writes this song.
Wow.
Wait, this song you're about to play?
Yes.
He writes this song.
You got it, Jamie?
Yeah.
Bro.
By the time this episode comes out, that song will be out.
Okay.
Really?
Well, he just wrote the, he just ethered his wife.
Oh my God.
What a diss track.
Bro, that's the craziest diss track of all time.
It's coming out tomorrow?
The next day?
It's coming out tomorrow.
The song is?
Yeah.
So the day this comes out, that album is out.
The math don't seem right is so funny.
Every divorced dude on earth is going to be just fucking blast.
The judge says 50-50, but the math don't seem right to a scorned woman.
Woo-wee.
Oh, that's what he's saying.
It doesn't seem right for her.
For her.
That she wants more than that.
Yay.
She's lucky he got out with a song.
Yay.
Because he would have killed her.
Bro.
Yeah, if he didn't have a guitar, that's a strangling.
That guy doesn't need a record deal.
That guy don't need nobody.
He's a hitman.
He don't need nobody.
He's Lisa Loeb.
Remember Lisa Loeb?
Did she do everything?
She had a top five hit on a subway.
Whoa.
And then every label was like, we want you.
And she's like, well, hold on now.
I think I got the upper hand.
Oh, very clever.
Yeah, there's a bunch of people that have done that now that just completely
bypassed the system.
Lobotomy.
Lobotomy?
What happened there?
No.
Lisa Loeb?
That's a stretch.
That's a stretch.
You see him?
That's a stretch.
Earlobe.
Some of those ladies, they kind of vanish.
You know, like Lisa Loeb was huge.
She was.
She was the chick with the glasses, right?
Yep.
She was hot.
She was cute.
She was cute.
She was cute.
I did something with her on VH1 once.
Oh.
I forget.
Yeah.
Some talk show thing.
She was very nice.
Nice lady.
Yeah.
Super cool.
Because it's before three, right?
Yeah.
Why, you want coughing?
Yeah.
At 3 p.m., you cut it off?
It's just starting to slow down.
Look at you, Mr. Regimented.
I won't sleep.
Anyway, let's talk more about this.
You have a hard time sleeping?
If I have too much of this.
Same.
Damn.
I'm on the pills.
That's hilarious.
You're on what pills?
Sleeping pills.
Oh, no.
Which ones?
You've got to get on boner pills.
They're way better.
I'm taking an anti-schizophrenia thing.
What?
It's the only...
Seroquil.
I've taken that shit.
Give that a good.
That shit sucks.
Wait, that's the only thing it works for me.
Fucking Stanhope gave me that.
That makes you go to sleep?
Yeah.
