Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2342 - Jim Norton
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2342 - Jim Norton' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-06-25. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2342 - Jim Norton

the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
what are you gonna do with it yeah i should have thrown it out but i'm just i
feel like if somebody
put effort into it and gave it to me just keep it yeah i know well that's how i
wind up with
this fucking snake on the desk this is from this during the entire podcast harlan
williams had this
in his pants and he was saying that he had a he got a worm and he named his
worm dimitri and at the
end of the podcast he pulls it out and then he got such a fucking kick out of
the fact that it was
still on the desk when i interviewed trump i hope you explain where it came
from i didn't say just
president hold that i think i think it's funny because when you said that i'm
like who gave that
to you is that a seven-year-old in harlan all right works out perfect that
feels correct he is so
unique he is and uh i forgot he was in something about mary oh yeah which is
literally one of the
funniest movies ever made ever and i watched him again i'm like god damn i wish
i was in that i wish
i had one line in that movie right right right that was one well the farley
brothers they're the best
they they have some bangers man you know kingpin yeah bill murray i'm gonna
take these off you don't
like them no no they're fine i just i i'm so used to i hate my own voice and
hearing it come back it's
like i'm doing radio for 20 years and i still don't like to listen to my own
fucking you used to do one
you used to do the one ear thing but i saw rich voss like too many times i've
seen clips of voss
and he just does that and i'm like do i look like that have i looked like that
for two decades
i'm like fucking rich put it on or take it off i like one ear he just likes one
ear open i can
have one ear i i firmly believe that's some kind of like a a childhood like a
defense thing like there
was something fishy that happened in childhood where you want to just kind of
somehow stay present always
be aware yeah somebody could attack somebody fumbled yeah somebody fumbled
around i just
interesting gotta keep my ears i don't know that's a thing though a lot of
people like one ear on i've
said it's not uncommon you feel when you have both ears covered i just feel
like i'm lost and i'm not
in the room and it's it's i guess i've gotten a little bit better with it but
just now i'm like wow i
really uh i can't hear i always feel like i'm just fully locked in you know i
don't hear anything
else i don't hear any when the headphones yeah i like the headphones on i like
to be locked in
yeah i do but i just feel like it feels like i'm underwater sometimes i don't i
went in for an mri
i just go for them like once a year and then just for the fuck of it i want to
yeah i'm power i'm
getting older and i'm like you know i want to fucking make sure i'm good like
make sure there's no
lumps or anything and uh they give you those shitty headphones and i'm so claustrophobic
i'm laying
there and i'm terrified and the noise yeah being married prepares you for that
you get good at blocking out oh my god you feel claustrophobic there's a loud
noise you want to kill
yourself yeah my wife will be in full conversation with me i have no idea what
she said i just fully
blocked it out yeah how many things have i agreed to exactly because i wanted
to shut up i told you
about it the other day i'm like you did i don't want to argue i'm like i forgot
yeah i'm sorry i
just tell you but it said i asked the guy he goes do you want music and i'm
like yeah i'll have to
i'm like play rock i just rock and he was uh fucking like uh he didn't speak
english that well
so he started playing the rocky theme song over and over i actually bailed out
and got out of the
machine i couldn't finish because you couldn't hear the song anymore no i just
was too freaked out i'm
like this guy's not hearing me i'm squeezing that ball they give you it's awful
so he had to take me
out um and i'm like i'll go back in he goes no we'll have to start over because
once apparently an
mri like you have to be in the same position yeah so i just i said it they did
my whole body and they
just they couldn't finish with the brain i was just like i'm done i'm out your
brain's fine you don't
want to look in there anywhere i don't know no i don't really want to see who
knows what's going on
no no no just little wires across the wrong way
imagine if you look into your brain and see your memories like whoa
eventually i mean black mary did an episode of that where you like with i love
how they keep the
technology simple where you're just kind of scrolling through something and
they can like see all the
the memories and you'll eventually be able to to do that i mean yeah eventually
we'll have a hard drive in
our head i would do it too i like i would absolutely link up uh we talked about
this last about ray
curswell who talks about like uh singularity uh-huh i still think his time
frame is wishful thinking he
thinks by like 2045 right yeah he'll be in his like 90s so i think he's just
trying to hope it happens
he might be right that makes sense 20 years from now yeah i think that's
correct i hope so i i think
everything's moving in exponential pace and i think you know if you just look
at what's happening with ai
ai 10 years ago was non-existent you never heard anything about it and now
everybody uses it on their
phone all the time i use it um my wife's obsessed with it which is irritating
because she like literally
will just talk to it and so i'm like all right let me try it and see but it's
great if like you get an
error message on your computer like what does fucking mac uh error 1101 mean
and then you add it and it
actually tells you in a very comprehensive way what that error message means it's
better than googling
something oh yeah so i'm using it for that but it's great for a lot of things
kids are using it though
unfortunately for like term papers and shit and they're getting busted because
ai knows when it's ai so
they just run the paper into ai and ai goes oh yeah ai made oh yeah that's that's
my work yeah
that sucks yeah but i mean it's good for uh for looking things up right now i'm
just using it as a better
google but when i attach it to my brain no uh because i was in it the other day
and it said we
detected suspicious activities so they want me to log in maybe because i had a
vpn or something because
in texas you can't jerk off without a fucking vpn they want your license to
watch that crazy it sucks
it's uh we're protecting children too late first of all as if kids don't know
about vpns they all do
and it's also one of those things but i get you don't want your kids to watch
porn that's fine
and it's a lot harder it was harder when i was a child to get you to find like
magazines in the
woods yeah yeah um but i meant the smell of those old shitty magazines and find
them and it was the
best but now if i had it on my phone or i had the availability i mean my sex
addiction would have been
even worse so i guess what i get why they want to protect kids oh it's got to
be kids up it's not just
that but the violence that they see you see so much violence i see way more
violence now than i've ever
seen in my whole life way more murders and car accidents and animal attacks and
i see it and
tom segura and i have this horrible text thread we text each other the worst we
find every day we're
trying to freak each other out and we've been doing it for years and so it's
just my algorithm is
fucked yeah it's just fucked do you there's there's certain sites and i never
promote the site just
because it's like it's just too gruesome but there's one site i go to where you
can do everything
there'd be headings and i would look at this stuff before bed and i don't know
why i i wouldn't enjoy
seeing it but i would look at it and it just gives you some kind of a weird
horrible feeling but there's
certain things i can't watch at this point like i can't watch people burning
anymore that's a rough
yeah yeah at one point oh burnings were all the rape i just i can't watch them
anymore you know it's all
that that's such a crazy thing to say i can't watch people burning anymore i'm
just i'm all burnt out
it bothered me it was it got to a point where i could i can't see beheadings
anymore like there
was a point where i could watch them and just almost watch detached but now i
just it's too
you remember the journalist it was like daniel pearl yeah yeah that's right
yeah he was like the first
but the cameraman panicked and kind of came off him a little bit and and so
they didn't uh it was kind
of they showed it but that was the first one yeah and then that guy they're
called jihad john who was
like because he was british when they eventually caught him um i forget the
other people he did but it was
like certain contractors and stuff that they would they would put in those
orange jumpsuits to mimic
guantanamo and they would just gruesome man really gruesome shrew some
shit and it does you up 100 i don't know what it does uh but it
you up like i don't know how it messes me up but it definitely is not healthy
well it makes you filled with anxiety and just knowing that that exists and
then seeing it
there are two very different things yeah knowing it exists and seeing it and
then i'm always like
well i like watching i can still watch car accidents because it's tangible
like a car accident is a tangible thing like if you if you're not careful
right and you drive like an asshole this is what happens to you or if someone's
driving like an
asshole you're not paying attention you got to be aware of everybody right so i
try not to text and
drive anymore i remember one time i was doing a gig and i was in full sex
addict mode and
and sam roberts uh he was still an intern uh at that point came with me because
kenny was busy so sam
came to help me sell merchandise and i remember he was uh i think i did i let
him i drove but he was in the
passenger seat and i was just dirty talk texting the whole way home because i
couldn't text and drive
because he was in the car and i was like i can't get fucking i can't be texting
some woman uh and kill
the intern that would just be a lawsuit waiting to happen so i it's like the
texting and driving thing
i've kind of backed off of yeah well that's what apple car plays for you know
no you don't do that
fuck dude the idea of can i may i did that one time i connected my phone to a bmw
x6 my girlfriend at
the time my ex-girlfriend came with me to the dealership and the guy is telling
me oh you should
connect your phone and i do and my fucking phone my uh my phone book my contact
list comes up right
and one of the girls you know i put where how i knew her and it was like a
domination fantasy so that
came up her name and domination fantasy came up on that little window in the x6
and i'm like i'll
never connect anything to my car again there's just just too much going on just
change the name
i mean i mean how much time do i have to go back and change all the names
change the name to like
personal trainer but that's another code word it doesn't have to be i got
busted one time talking
dirty i was texting dirty and the girl the the escort's name came up on my
phone um and it was
like one of those names that cannot be like a regular person so i ran my my
girlfriend was
screaming at me in the car she's like who the is that and i'm like it's Anthony
i'm like
i have a code word for anthony in case i ever lose my phone so i had to run up
into the bathroom
and just like my fingers were shaking and change it to Anthony and i came in 15
minutes later i'm like
see it's Anthony but it was by then it was like you blew it jim you got caught
so i don't connect
anything even though i don't i'm not you know anybody else i still don't i don't
trust it i don't i
don't connect anything to my car well your phone is listening anyway mine is
for sure mine i i've come
to grips with the fact that everything that i text is getting read probably a
hun