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Joe Rogan Experience #2349 - Danny Jones

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
I think it's so fucking weird to be sitting here, bro.
Is it?
So strange.
I feel like I've been like a video game observer and now I'm like in the video
game.
Are we on?
Well, you kind of are.
I mean, it's weird.
It's weird for me, you know?
Yeah, bro.
But it's normal.
Thank you for being like the number one promoter of my YouTube channel over the
past couple weeks, bro.
My pleasure.
It's great stuff, man.
I watch it all the time.
You're really good.
You got great shows, man.
I appreciate that, dude.
And I get good guests from your show.
Like there's a couple people that have been on your show that I've had on my
show.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Chris Dunn was the first dude, I think.
And then you recently had Mary Bowden and a few others.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Christopher Dunn, man.
That was a wild one.
And now that they found these structures underneath the pyramid, it's kind of
validating a lot
of the things these people are saying.
You know, there's a lot of controversy about what those structures are and what
it means
and how accurate the readings are, but they do know that those satellite images
were able
to show very accurately this one tomb that was 50 feet underground and it
showed the dimensions
of this one tomb.
So I don't know what the capabilities are, if it really can decipher what's
under two kilometers
of, you know, whatever is underneath Giza.
But there's something going on for sure.
Yeah.
I had a dude on my show a couple of weeks ago who was explaining how that was a
part of
some YouTube channel that put something together in Italy, I think it was.
And the people that were involved with it were promoting some sort of
technology that had
something to do with penetrating the ground, some like different kind of LIDAR
or something
like this.
It's called, what is it called?
Something tomography.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
Jimmy, see what it's called?
But these guys just did another explanation of it, like another deep dive where
they did
like this presentation and showed it.
It's very convincing.
Like there's a lot of people that are 100% on board.
I mean, it remains to be seen.
It has to be vetted.
But according to, you know, some people that I trust that really understand the
technology,
they said there's absolutely something there.
You know, whether or not, the problem is they made those 3D detailed images of
what it
looked like, like sort of an artist's rendition.
And you looked at those and it's got like the coils and the spirals and like,
eh.
It looks a little too much.
I don't know what that is.
You could see there are coils around those columns, but what are they?
Are they stairs?
Is it like a coil that generates like an energy coil?
Like something that conducts electricity or carries electricity?
Like what is it?
It's a solid state electron harvester.
Is that what they say?
That's what Chris Dunn says.
Oh.
I don't know.
I don't know.
Have you talked to him about what's underneath?
Yeah.
He thinks that it was, he thinks that the whole thing, his new book, which is
called the Tesla
Connection, basically explains that it's a, he thinks that there was like a
device in the
subterranean chamber, like a hammer that hammered the earth.
And then the plane, the Giza Plateau is like, is active, seismically active
area.
And when it hammers the earth, it creates mini earthquakes.
You're familiar with this, right?
And it vibrates all the limestone.
All the limestone.
And it's got like this hammer, this effect, like dom, dom, dom.
And it creates some sort of a vibration in the granite and the limestone.
Yeah.
Okay, to overcome this, authors analyze micro movements within the pyramid,
typically induced
by background seismic waves to achieve high resolution, full 3D tomographic
images of its
interior, imaging of its interior and subsurface.
The approach rendered the pyramid transparent, allowing for the reconstruction
of internal objects
and the discovery of previously unseen structures.
Mm-hmm.
So if it's got an act, if it works and shows the actual internal structure of
the pyramid accurately,
and it can accurately depict that one, the one, was it a temple or what was it
that was,
I feel like it was a temple.
It was 50 feet underground.
It had the exact interior dimensions of it.
Yeah.
I mean, there's probably something to it.
And we're going to find out eventually, hopefully.
You think?
I don't know, man.
These guys like Zawi Hawass and these gatekeepers of this information, they do
not want any ground-breaking
new discovery to come out.
They really don't.
Especially something like that.
If you really find out there's giant columns underneath the pyramid and that
there's these
structures that go down two kilometers into the ground, like, all bets are off
then.
Like, try explaining that away for people that live 2,500 B.C.
Like, that's kind of kooky.
Yeah.
I mean, you know, the mystery of the pyramids and, you know, moving those
blocks and building
that fucking thing that long ago is crazy on one hand.
But then, on the other hand, those fucking granite vases that are so precise
within, like,
the deviation of a human hair.
Yeah.
This is a 3D print of one of them that Christopher Dunn gave me.
Yeah.
It's insane.
It's insane.
They measured these on light scanners at, like, a huge aerospace corporation
somewhere.
And they found out, like, it's so symmetrical.
You couldn't make this unless you had a CNC machine.
Right.
And then how would you make the handles?
Right.
Exactly.
Because it's a part of it.
Right.
It's not like you can even turn it on a lathe.
Right.
And it's accurate.
How many thousandths of a human hair?
Yeah.
I think it's, like, yeah, I think it's, like, one one thousandth of a human
hair.
Like, completely undetectable.
Bananas.
Yeah.
And then there's also some of those sculptures that they made that look like
they're 3D printed.
I mean, they're incredible.
Perfectly symmetrical on the left side and the right side.
And we don't really understand it.
And we don't know what technology they were using, what kind of tools they were
using.
And it's hard to know, man.
It's hard to know.
Like, without, you know, when they burned the Library of Alexandria and they
destroyed all the records,
like, there's so much missing from the history of Egypt and how they did what
they did.
Just moving the stuff.
How did you move it?
How did you move those fucking enormous stones?
Like, what did you do?
Have you heard of this dude named Jeffrey Drum?
He has a channel called The Land of Chem.
No.
He lives in Egypt.
He lives, like, I think right across the street from the pyramids.
And he's basically got this very interesting theory that it was all chemical
manufacturing.
And the pyramids were chemical manufacturing plants.
And I am going to, like, butcher this description, but I'm going to do my best.
Basically, what he found was that in a bunch of the other pyramids, like the
Red Pyramid
and some of the other pyramids, he's been in there and gone through them all.
And he's basically, what they describe when they go in there is this smell,
which some people equate to being, like, bat shit.
But what he thinks is going on is it's creating some sort of, like, a chemical
reaction in those chambers
to create fertilizer.
Because there's a subterranean chamber below those where they have, like, all
kinds of,
they were putting shit in there, like animal shit down there.
And then there's also these, like, ravines, these, like, cutout channels that
come out of the bottom of the pyramid.
And there's these bowls that we're supposed to collect, like, chemicals.
So he has this really elaborate theory on how, which I, when I heard him tell
me this, it made so much sense.
But the problem was, like, it makes sense.
It seems super reasonable.
But, like, why build these massive structures that are so precise just to make
chemicals?
And, you know, he was explaining, like, the agriculture and, like, why they
needed to create fertilizer and…
Why did they need the massive stone structure to create fertilizer?
Right, exactly.
Isn't it possible that things also had one, like, they built them and then
someone used them later on for different purposes?
Isn't that possible as well?
I think so.
Like, instead of it being built for that, like, maybe they just used it for
that eventually?
That's possible, yeah.
But it seems like the way he was describing the interior, though, of that, of
the Red Pyramid, was, like, he, it was reverse engineered to actually create
the chemical that they would have needed to enhance the agriculture of the area.
Like, they showed it.
They actually created it in a, in a lab with, like, using the chemical process.
I think there was, like, some Nazi scientists involved in this, of course.
Of course.
The recreation of it?
Yeah, in the recreation.
Well, Christopher Dunn's stuff was all about them creating hydrogen, right?
Mm-hmm.
Yeah.
That's what he felt, like, the whole thing, like, was generating hydrogen, and
that's what he thought.
The whole, uh, those columns that went down, those passages that went down, and
then there was the porous limestone that was at the end that seeped through,
and he believed that this was all, like, some sort of a chemical reaction that
they had to doing this.
What is here, Jimmy?
Oh, the Red Pyramid was, okay, built as a power plant to produce ammonia.
From methane and nitrogen.
That's what it was.
Mm-hmm.
Fritz Haber.
Fritz Haber.
Fritz Haber.
Fritz Haber won the Nobel Prize about a century ago.
Yeah, the Haber process.
Mm-hmm.
Fritz Haber's a crazy story.
Do you know that story?
No.
Okay.
Fritz Haber, he devised a method of extracting nitrogen from the atmosphere.
Um, and he, for that, he was winning a Nobel Prize at the same time in which he
was being wanted for war crimes, because he also created Zyklon gas.
Mm-hmm.
So he created the gas that they were using to spray on the Allies.
So they would get this gas and spray it with fans.
This was the first time they'd ever done something like this before, used gas
in warfare.
Mm-hmm.
And they used, and he was a Jew, and they used, uh, he created Zyklon A, which
was then converted to Zyklon B.
So Zyklon A had a very disgusting smell to it, so you knew it was coming, and
then Zyklon B, they used during the Holocaust to gas the Jews, and it had no
smell.
So they, they, yeah.
So I think it was initially made as a pesticide.
I think that was the initial, let me see what it says there.
Mm-hmm.
Oh, this is different.
Oh, this is.
We're not talking about Fritz Haber.
This is about the, how the Egypt thing would have been the same thing.
Okay, we'll get to that.
Yeah.
But the Fritz Haber thing, um, you know, he was eventually exiled from, um,
from Nazi Germany because he was Jewish.
Like, they allowed him to stay initially in the beginning because he was so
valuable because he had done so much.
Mm-hmm.
And because he did create this gas that they were using to gas the Allies.
And then, you know, but imagine, guys up for a Nobel Prize at the same time
where he's wanted for war crimes.
Yeah.
Yeah.
And because he was doing all this, his wife commits suicide.
She shoots herself, uh, in the chest.
Uh, he leaves her and his, uh, 13-year-old son to go to the front line while
she's struggling for her life.
Like, she's still alive.
She eventually dies.
He leaves her.
Yeah, it was, the whole thing's horrific.
And then he dies on the run.
So he dies, uh, I think he had a heart complication, which, duh, how much
stress was that guy under, right?
And then he leaves Nazi Germany when, you know, the shit is going down.
He's on the run and he winds up dying on the run.
I think he was dying on his way to try to seek medical care.
Yeah, bro.
That, uh, I mean, the story of what those fucking Nazis were doing is bananas.
It's insane.
You had Annie on here and she talked about, uh, what was going on when she
tried to interview some of those guys that 