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Joe Rogan Experience #2355 - Mike Baker

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Mike Baker, what a good time to talk to you.
What a good time to have you in.
What a fine time.
There's so much chaos.
It's so fucked up.
There's so much madness.
Oh my God.
Did you see the South Park episode?
Which one?
They did a Donald Trump one with Satan.
No.
No.
It's fucking hilarious.
I got it.
I got it.
I love the show is fantastic.
I raised my three boys on that show much to my wife's horror, but it's a great
show.
But I haven't seen that episode.
When you think like Bridget Phetasy had a funny quote, like when you think that
they have reached
the bottom of the highest level of not giving a fuck, they reach unseen levels.
Is it the whole, the Epstein thing is so crazy.
Yeah.
Like, and him saying like, what do you care?
Why does everybody care about Epstein?
Well, that's it.
Yeah.
But it is.
Look, I mean, although again, going back to South Park.
Yeah.
Once they did the Woodland Creatures episode all those years ago, you thought,
okay, that's
got to be the worst they can get.
Which one was the Woodland Creatures one?
Oh my God.
You got to look it up.
It's fantastic.
I'm not going to do it justice if I try to explain what it's about.
Well, remember when they did the gay teacher where he had a whore off with
Paris Hilton
and he stuffed her up his ass?
This is the only one.
Oh, God.
They're all fussing and...
Oh, that's right.
Oh, I forgot about that one.
Yeah.
That was 17 years ago.
They don't give a fuck, dude.
No.
They haven't given a fuck since the beginning and it's the greatest show of all
time.
Yeah.
Honestly, if you said what would be the best job that you could have imagined,
it would
be being one of those two guys working on the show.
Yeah, they're killing it.
Yeah.
And the thing is, like, it's so beautiful because they have cartoons and you
could do
things with cartoons you could never do with real people.
Yeah.
You can kill them.
They can fuck each other.
They could stick things up their ass.
Yeah.
Cartman gets that alien probe.
Anything can happen because...
And it's also, they're not realistic cartoons, so it's like you're somehow or
another
detached from it.
Yeah.
No, they...
And if they did a documentary one time, I don't know if you saw that.
Oh, yeah.
Where they tracked the six days it takes them to make the show.
Oh, God.
This Trump had been with Satan.
Satan's back.
Satan's upset in Trump.
It's very funny.
Well, you remember the Satan and Diddy episode.
That was fantastic, too.
I didn't see that one.
Oh, the Satan-Diddy episode and then they had the...
What was that?
Is that a reason?
Mass murderers and...
No, this was a few years back, too.
It was a Diddy party and he wanted to...
Yeah, it's a long story.
He wanted a Lamborghini cake, but, you know, it was like the devil wanted it
and they said,
no, Diddy did it already and it's fantastic.
Remember when they had the movie with Saddam Hussein?
Yes.
Saddam Hussein was in a gay relationship with Satan?
Oh, God.
We could spend the entire time.
People are like, oh, they're going to talk about this the whole time?
But, yeah.
The Epstein stuff is so crazy because when Kash Patel was on here and he was
like, there's
no...
There's nothing.
And I was like, what are you talking?
Yeah.
I didn't even know what to say.
My thought was...
And people were like, why didn't you push back more?
My thought was like, I'm just going to put this out there and let the internet
do its
work because there's nothing I can...
The guy's saying there's no tapes, there's no video.
That doesn't make any sense.
Everyone knows it doesn't make any sense.
Let's just...
And then he didn't know about the Michael Baden stuff, the autopsy stuff where
it showed
that he had three broken bones in his neck, which never happens when you hang
yourself.
Even when you leap from somewhere with a rope around your neck and it snaps
your neck, you
never have three broken bones.
And he's in a prison cell.
He's not launching himself off the first floor balcony.
The whole thing was nuts.
And then he's like, well, we have a film.
We're going to release that film.
And the film has a fucking minute missing from it.
Yeah.
Like, do you think we're babies?
Like, what is this?
Also, you have people, including Dan Bongino, right, making bank for a couple
of years
talking about how awful it is.
And we got to get this shit.
And this is a huge conspiracy.
And then you release a two-page memo that says, yeah, there's nothing to see
here.
Yeah, because you're walking by your bedroom window and you see a little laser.
A little red laser moving across your chest.
Yeah.
But it really is.
It's so...
Look, you know me.
I'm not a conspiracy guy by nature.
Oh, you are today.
You are today.
Today.
I'm fully on board with this shit.
Um...
Everybody's in today.
Yeah.
No, but they're actually doing, right, as we speak, and I find this fascinating,
is that
the assistant attorney general, Todd Blanche, is down in Florida for an
interview with
Ghislaine Maxwell, right?
And she's serving 20 years in a Florida prison for sex trafficking, right?
To who, though?
What's that?
To who?
Well, he's down there to interview her.
Right, but I'm saying she's sex trafficked to who?
Well, she was a co-conspirator of Epstein's, right?
But don't you have to have a person who you're sex trafficking to?
Exactly.
And they talked about the victims somewhat during her trial.
It was a very difficult trial in the sense of, you know, they're trying to
protect certain
victims and others who are coming forward.
But, you know, my surprise was nobody from DOJ has ever, according to her legal
team, nobody
has ever interviewed her from DOJ, right?
So, Department of Justice, so this is the first time the Department of Justice,
you're telling
me, and meanwhile, up on Capitol Hill, you've got Democrats like Adam Schiff
and others going,
we have got to release these fucking files.
They had four years under the previous administration, right?
Look, everybody's fucked in this situation, but they had all that time to do
whatever they
wanted to do, and nobody, up until this point, apparently, has talked to her.
Now, you know, some folks on the legal side are saying, well, look, if she had
anything
interesting to say, she would have said it during the course of her trial,
right, to save
herself or to cut a deal.
No.
But now her-
I don't think so.
I don't-
Yeah.
They'll kill her.
Yeah, well-
The smartest thing for her to do is to keep her fucking mouth shut, which is
what she
did.
Right.
They put her in a cushy prison where she could do yoga.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Yeah, yoga in prison.
That doesn't sound good.
Here's one of my favorite ones.
I'm going to send you this, Jamie, because this- somebody tweeted this, and it's
just so
perfect, and it just shows you how crazy this whole thing has been, like, from
the very
beginning.
This is- someone tweeted this from the Atlantic.
And this is what's funny about this.
Check this out, Jamie.
So- it's these fucking people.
It's like- they all knew her.
They all knew him.
So many people knew him and knew her, and they're all pretending that they didn't,
that
no one knew- check this out.
This is the Atlantic says.
Scroll- go up, beggar, so we can see it.
So you can see the quote below it.
Below it.
No, go back.
No, I zoomed it.
There we go.
I can't read it.
There it goes.
This is what the Atlantic posts.
If the Epstein scandal teaches us anything, it's that America needs a dedicated
and decently
funded group of people whose job it is not to just ask questions, but to find
answers.
And then this guy, Sean Davis, posts, the woman on the right is Ghislaine
Maxwell.
She trafficked children for Jeffrey Epstein.
The woman on the left owns your magazine.
This is so fucking wild.
Everybody-
Just that alone is so wild that they would have the balls to post that.
We need dedicated journalists, not just people asking questions, which is like,
for sure,
an attack on podcasts.
Like, listen, you guys didn't do shit.
Yeah.
You didn't do shit.
So just the fact that we're just asking questions along with that, or is this a
knock on the
defunding of PBS, which is essentially a propaganda network for the Democratic
Party?
Yeah, which is now being, apparently, we'll see if that happens, but apparently
being defunded.
But yeah, look, everybody's worried now, right?
At first it was like, okay, again, I go back a handful of years.
Nobody was pushing for this, right?
Because you got people from all sides, probably, on whatever that list looks
like, whatever that
Epstein file looks like, whoever was involved.
You got people from all sides of the spectrum here going on.
And so everybody's worried.
So it looked like, all right, you know, there's kind of this bizarre bipartisan
moment where
we're not going to push for this, really.
We're not going to make a big effort here.
We're not sending anybody from DOJ.
The Dems aren't, during the Biden administration, calling for the release of
the files.
Now, all of a sudden, they smell, you know, blood in the water and a particular,
you know,
political motivation here.
So let's get these files out.
And, you know, nobody's going to look good from this.
But again, I would caution some, you know,
just because a name might be in a file, no matter whose it is, right, doesn't
necessarily
mean there's nefarious activity.
It could be like any police file, right, that says, okay, the individual
stopped at this
particular location and this person was there.
Doesn't mean they're connected to something awful.
They weren't fucking underage girls.
Maybe they were if they're in the file, right?
But I'm just saying, there's a lot of people probably in that file that are
going to be
named, if it ever comes out, who may or may not have been engaged in illegal
activity.
But just release the goddamn things.
Yeah, there's probably a lot of people who just went there.
Did I send you that thing where this guy was breaking, did I say NPR or PBS
earlier?
I meant NPR.
Did I send you that thing, that link where this guy's breaking down all the
different tweets
that the lady who's the CEO of NPR made?
I don't think so.
Because she's getting questioned on whether or not she's biased and then this
guy like
goes over all the different tweets.
God damn it, I know I saved it, but I should have been prepared.
I know I have it in here because it's so funny.
It's so funny listening to her.
See if you can find it.
You might be able to find it.
I just think I just found it.
But of course.
Oh, you found it beautiful.
Because it's so adorable.
Is this pretending that this was an unbiased news source?
Yes.
Directly from her own account?
Well, this is one of them.
But this one guy broke it down.
Sorry.
Maybe I sent it to Dave Smith.
Hmm.
We'll find it.
Yeah.
But again, anybody who at this stage of the game thinks that the media doesn't
have an agenda,
they're not complicit in one way or another with whatever may be.
Come on.
Yeah, it's a joke.
It's a joke.
And they're all funded.
I mean, the fact that the government was funding NPR is crazy.
Like, you can't have a completely biased, one-sided media organization that's
funded by the government
and taxpayers.
That's crazy.
And they went over all the amount of people that were on NPR that were
Democrats.
And it's 100%.
Yeah.
It's like, out of 87 people, it's 100%.
And look at the New York Times.
Yeah.
I mean, so none of that should be a surprise to anybody who's paying half of
money.
But the New York Times is at least a privately funded company.
Right.
I mean, it's like NPR relied on tax money.
Yeah.
And there's this giant outrage that the government's going to defund it.
Well, and what they're trying to do is they're trying to couch it as saying,
look, you're
taking away the only source of news for rural locations, for example.
Like, you've got someplace up in North Dakota that has no other access, and so
they rely on
NPR for the