Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2375 - Tim Dillon
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2375 - Tim Dillon' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-04. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2375 - Tim Dillon

"Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out!"
"The Joe Rogan Experience."
"Strain by day! Joe Rogan Podcast by night! All day!"
"But yeah, this is Turkey Merc. He sent us these and some zombie ones."
Sick.
"Not the best to drink out of though."
"You can't drink out of it."
"Because it's like curved at the top so you spill all over yourself."
"Yeah."
"But who cares?"
"You gotta put something in it and then just have it."
"Yeah."
"Like pens or something?"
"Yeah."
"Drugs."
"Yeah, it'd be good for drugs. Look at that face."
"Oh, it'd be great."
"If you had some drugs laying around, that's where you'd put them."
"That's the spot."
"So we were talking about the video that Trump posted, this video of them drone
bombing some narco guys in the middle of the ocean."
"Venezuelan drug traffickers, right?"
"Yeah."
"I think that's what it was."
"Yeah."
"Trendiagua."
"Trendiagua."
"Trendiagua."
"Trendiagua."
"It's a real thing."
"Yeah."
"They're a real thing."
"Oh yeah."
"Yeah."
"Yeah."
"You know."
"He's accusing the president of Venezuela of being involved."
"Right?"
"That could lead to an interesting place, you know?"
"What?"
"I mean, it could lead to a..."
"I imagine we're doing that because we're trying to suggest that it would be
better if he wasn't the president."
"Probably something along those lines."
"I mean, isn't there like a bounty on him?"
"I believe there is."
"Yeah."
"I think it's like..."
"Open in public."
"There's like a $50 million bounty on him."
"Yeah, I think they want to get rid of him."
"Is that what the number is?"
"Yeah, $50 million."
"There it is."
"Placed a $50 million bounty for information leading to the arrest of Venezuelan
President Nicolas Maduro."
"They've been trying to knock him off for a while."
"Yeah."
"It's accusing him of heading a drug trafficking network."
"I don't know if that's the case."
"But speaking to Ed Calderon that I had on the other day, who's an expert on
Mexico."
"Yeah."
"And you remember when there was like all the assassinations in the last
election?"
"Yeah."
"There's like 37 different assassinations."
"In Mexico."
"In Mexico."
"Yeah."
"He said it's because they're all cartel."
"Sure."
"It's not like they're not just assassinating regular people."
"Right."
"The cartel's putting these people in to be like the mayor or this or that."
"And then these other people who have other cartel people are killing them."
"So it's warring cartels."
"Yeah, exactly."
"Yeah."
"It's all warring cartels."
"So here it is.
The president is posting assassinations on social media."
"Is this?
Okay."
"Yeah, we're gonna get the chance to see it."
"And da doosh."
"Instant."
"Pretty accurate."
"Pretty fucking accurate."
"Very impressive."
"Pretty impressive."
"A lot of wasted drugs."
"Yeah."
"Well, probably a lot of fentanyl.
Probably bad drugs."
"Well, this is a big problem is that the drugs now are worse than they've ever
been."
"Oh, yeah."
"I mean, all drugs are bad, but the drugs now seem to be unbelievably bad."
"Well, it's the fentanyl."
"Yeah."
"Ed was explaining that, too."
"He's like, the soil that they grow the poppies on to make heroin is so bad, it's
so taxed
out, that the heroin was very weak, and they couldn't sell it.
So they had to add fentanyl to the heroin to make it stronger."
"And they spice it up.
They cut it with fentanyl."
"Exactly."
"And fentanyl is what is killing everybody that's doing cocaine, and it's laced
with fentanyl,
and then they drop."
"Yeah."
"It's terrible."
"And it all comes from China."
"Yeah."
"All the fentanyl."
"Well, yeah, I mean, there's..."
"All the precursors, everything."
"It is kind of a way, if you are a foreign country, it is a way to, it is some
type of warfare."
"Oh, you know?"
"Yeah."
"For sure."
"Yeah, there's a bunch of different things that they're doing, for sure, to try
to destabilize
the United States."
"Yeah."
"And that, which includes social media, which is why I tell people, do not
argue with people
on social media, because I bet most of those people aren't even real."
"Yeah."
"There's a giant amount of people that are on social media, that are there just
to keep
arguments going."
"Absolutely."
"Yeah."
"Lots of bots."
"Lots of bots."
"Sure."
"There's something that came up yesterday, where they were using ChatGPT, so
they have
sort of a program that runs ChatGPT, so it acts like real humans, and it was
attacking people
about USAID and trans issues and all sorts of different stuff."
"Is that Grok?"
"No, Grok is the AI from X, so that's the Twitter AI."
"Right."
"So ChatGPT is open AI."
"That's the based AI, Grok."
"Sorta."
"Grok is kind of the one who's based."
"It got removed for a little bit, because he said that Israel was committing
genocide."
"What I like about Grok is that occasionally it's removed."
"Yeah."
"That's how I know Grok's onto something, because it's occasionally put in time
out, and then
it comes back."
"Any AI that's not removed, I don't trust."
"I need an AI that's getting removed pretty frequently when it runs up against
an issue."
"Yeah, that's a good call."
"Yeah."
"I'm not saying all of Grok is good, but I'm saying I've read Grok, and I've
said,
this is an interesting guy to talk to at a bar, because he's saying things that..."
"A little controversial."
"Little fun."
"Little fun."
"Little fun."
"Little out there."
"Little out there."
"Little out there."
"Pretty wild."
"Do you see the German right-wing party, seven members have died leading up to
the election
over the last couple days?"
"And this is the AD..."
"AFD."
"AFD or something."
"Yeah."
"I saw that, that seems a bit spooky that that's going on."
"A little suspicious."
"A little suspicious."
"Yeah."
"That's very interesting.
How did they all die?"
"Germany's far-right AFD suffers a series of candidate deaths ahead of local
votes."
"Well, I would imagine they were assassinated, Tim."
"Right."
"No evidence of foul play."
"Thank God."
"Thank God I was worried."
"What are the odds that that many people that are a part of something die that
quickly."
"Yeah."
"They said it was six, but today it's seven."
"A number of deaths has nevertheless raised questions on social media."
"That said, like if they really are far-right extremists, maybe they're out
there doing fentanyl."
"Maybe they're wacky people."
"Maybe they're doing something."
"Seven seems like a really inconvenient number of people to die before an
election."
"Yeah."
"That seems to be quite suspect."
"Right up there with the Mexican assassinations."
"Yeah."
"Well, this is, Europe right now has become, you know, we had our election."
"So then the UK right now is kind of the most interesting place to watch
because of everything that's taking place."
"And Germany is not far behind."
"But like this is where a lot of the tumult in the world is coming to a head."
"In like Europe, the UK."
"Mm-hmm."
"Things with migration, things with speech."
"Mm-hmm."
"That we talked about."
"Yeah, the Graham Linehan stuff."
"Crazy."
"He left this podcast and I was telling him, 'Why are you gonna go back?'"
"Like it seems crazy to go back because he's living in America now."
"Right."
"I'm like, 'Why are you gonna go back?'"
"He's like, 'Well, I have to, I have a court case."
"He's getting sued by some crazy trans person."
"And goes back and was arrested for three tweets."
"And what were the, do we know what the tweets were?"
"Oh yeah."
"I mean..."
"One of them is a photo of a trans rally."
"It says a photo that you can smell."
"That's it."
"I mean, it's like so wild that you would be put in handcuffs for that tweet."
"The other one..."
"None of them are obviously..."
"Is a photo of these trans people where he commented homophobes and misogynists,
all of them.
Fuck them."
"Right."
"Imagine."
"You would think that would put you in the clear."
"Imagine."
"Yeah."
"That's one of the posts that they cited as being the reason for arresting him."
"Interesting."
"And then the other one is saying that if a man who identifies as a woman
enters a woman's
bathroom, he is committing a..."
"We should pull it up just so I don't misquote it."
"I retweeted it, so it's on my Twitter page if you want to find it."
"But something about that it's a..."
"I forget how he described the act, but the problem was that he said you should
call authorities
yell and if that doesn't work, punch him in the balls."
"Right."
"Fun."
"Yeah, fun."
"So here it is.
If a trans-identified male is in a female-only space, he is committing a
violent, abusive act.
Make a scene, call the cops, and if all else fails, punch him in the balls."
"Arrest him."
"You belong in a locked-up cage for that."
"Yeah."
"Well, there's something really terrifying about the idea that any tweet
outside of a direct threat
or a harassment campaign or something that falls into that category would get
you arrested.
Any tweet."
"This is so innocuous and silly."
"Yeah."
"And not at all what you would think would rise to the level."
Not that anything should rise to the level, but the fact that they're going to
put you in jail for that, it just sends a message to people that they cannot
have an opinion counter to whatever the government decides is the right opinion.
Because it's totally illogical.
Like, they arrested a kid for yelling, "I love bacon."
Have you seen that one?
Yeah, because he was supposedly, it was Islamophobic to love bacon.
Right.
He was yelling at these-
"My Islamophobia and my love of bacon are completely separate things."
Not only that, you can go to Muslim countries and yell, "I love bacon."
Right.
There's no laws against it.
I will be doing it at the Riyadh Comedy Festival very soon.
Get your tickets!
Get your tickets!
Get your tickets!
Are you really going to go there?
Of course I am!
Wow!
Why would I not?
Uh, be-
Would they kill gay people and women?
By the way, we've said that about, we say this about every Muslim, every Muslim
country is throwing gay people off the roof all the time, by the way.
Right.
Okay.
Um, I obviously don't agree with Saudi Arabian policies on women and things
like that.
Yeah.
Is it my business to tell Saudi Arabia how to live?
Truly.
How big was the check?
375,000 for one show.
Nice.
That's not bad.
That's pretty good.
That's not bad.
I'll take that.
I'll watch a be-handing for that.
Be-handing?
Yeah.
It's called a be-handing.
What happens is they cut the hand off the thief.
Yeah.
Don't steal.
The people that have yelled at me for this are also pro-letting migrants and
refugees into America at very high numbers.
Now, the same religion that is supposedly so terrifying that I cannot spend 24
hours in that country is the same religion that all of these migrants and
refugees are pretty supportive of that are coming over.
Yeah.
It feels weird to me that people are getting on a moral high horse and going, "It
is so dangerous to go to Saudi Arabia for 48 hours."
Why?
Well, because they do X, Y, and Z. Why do they do that?
Well, they're-it's religion. It's crazy.
I go, "Okay, but then who's coming into our country? How differently do they
feel about all of these things?"
And then if you poll them, they don't feel that differently.
No.
Like-
There's no room for dissent.
Right.
In that religion.
Right.
So, people that are somewhat radicalized in that religion that are coming into
America are supposed to be greeted with open arms and it's not compassionate.
And it's terrible if you suggest that we shouldn't take all of those people
because they may not assimilate as easily as people from European nations.
You're called a racist, a Nazi, and whatever.
But if you want to go to one of those countries that is luxurious, nice, you
know?
Then you're-you're attacked because you-your morality, I have to, in order to
perform as heady-raby, I'm supposed to agree with everything they do.
That's crazy.
Yeah.
No, it's-there's no logic in a lot of the thinking.
I mean, it's silly.
But what they're doing with allowing mass migration in the UK, you see it in
England and Ireland, and it's really weird.
Because, like, where does this end up?
Because it