Name: JRE Fight Companion - September 6, 2025
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'JRE Fight Companion - September 6, 2025' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-07. Transcript available.

JRE Fight Companion - September 6, 2025

Oh look at my earbuds I've never seen this guy yeah he's always do it he does a
lot of the UK ones
France is the best crowd though great crowds are they yeah rowdy as fuck really
rowdy
UFC yeah we're good all right we're live we're live ladies and gentlemen hey
Gordon Ryan
in the fucking house Brian Callen Brennan shop let's go let's go fight your
opinion um Jamie send me the
link so I could did you send it to me all right I will tweet it out to let all
the folks at home
look at Paul Felder looking like a guy from the 40s do you know what he majored
in in college
dance that's right theater theater yeah I know it is funny it is funny it is
funny he was at the
comedy store one night and I was like can you phone me at LinkedIn yeah he was
at the show and he was
like I was like you watch a lot of stuff he goes well I majored in theater what's
this thing did not
major in theater and he's booking a ton of roles he did the commercial I wrote
yeah I'm talking real
roles yeah your commercials for UFC guys he's booking like movies is he really
yeah like legit movies bro
that guy you want to talk about a guy who has had to struggle his fucking neck
was so bad dude he could
barely get out of bed to do podcasts and do his commentary work and then he's
in bed most of the
day after that and he has one eye his one eye yeah he's had his neck fused like
three different times I
was on the plane with him when he was he was in a he was in this right after
his surgery with that you
know brace and he was miserable I go how you doing he goes hey you know bro he's
he's been miserable for
years like in intense pain for years but he's better now right yeah he's he's
slightly better we got him
some we hooked him up at Wastedwell he uh he got some he got two knee replacements
so he's got two
fake knees he's got uh his neck is all fucked up offer him a fight tomorrow's
like I'll take it
wow how about his last fight ever they're like hey man are you down to fight
Gaslam in China on
eight day notice yeah right after you just lost to GSP and got dropped with a
left hook he's been fighting
since he was 14 man 14 like you can see video of him here oh he's the face of
European MMA he's
at Mount Rushmore if they had one over there bro he's a beast he was a beast in
his day and fought
undersized you know for a lot of his career at light heavyweight yep mm-hmm
just the fact the guy won
the world title with one eyeball I mean imagine you got a wife and a family and
a future you're in your
30s you're like well I still have one eye but here's my thing helps so crazy so
gay such a gangsta like
that like you have like your retina detached and like you can go blind and the
one eye you do have
and he got his retina detached in that eye too yeah so it's like what's crazy
is that's what you're
doing a sport where you can definitely lose yeah no doubt what's crazy though
too is the commissioner was
like ah he's good well you know what he did he memorized the fucking scale the
eyeball thing we read like
that's a junkie for fighting that's crazy how many guys are looking for a way
out all the time yeah you
know and this guy yeah fights 10 11 fights in the UFC with one eyeball he's a
legend legend unbelievable just
mental tough this is going to be an interesting fight benoit sandini and mauricio
roofie yeah roofie is
fucking crazy at 155 he's like a brazilian connor but he's huge huge it doesn't
make any sense that he
is 155 he's like 6'2 he's strong 6'2 he's huge he's undefeated in the ufc bro
he wheel kicked bobby
green into another dimension he's super talented cardio is the only question
hasn't fought top competition
is he only 5'11 it says on google i don't believe google be bull i think he's
talking i think he's
come on jamie come on it's 5'11 156. yeah my fantasy is 6'2 i believe he's
taller than that
i've seen him standing next to like trickus duplessis and all these other guys
he's like
he's tall as man tough fight for your boy bsd in his hometown yes he takes some
chances man he does but
the the thing is like on striking in striking roofie has a giant advantage and
roofie's not a slouch on
the ground and benoit sandini really good at judo yeah some of these guys who
fight at 55 when you
see them like the fact that michael chaser was able to make 55 at one point in
his career is so
ridiculous he walks around at 6'2 200 pounds yeah they they tore their fucking
kidneys apart man just
break huge yeah you're drying your organs out like an old sponge like yeah you're
rodriguez at 45
that's ridiculous would you say khabib was the biggest 55er no gleason and i
think that's the one
guy that should have beat him if you look at the record you know you look at
like khabib's got an
undefeated record there's an asterisk and that asterisk is glason glason tebow
that was a very
close fight that i thought khabib lost but it was early in khabib's career you
know it was before he won the
title but to your point khabib 55 biggest at like the championship level like
yeah i guess that was
never like no world class no he well he was world class but he was never well i'm
talking like world
class in the 55 division like top five he was never like tip of the spear well
if you think that he
almost won or could have won he definitely could have gotten that decision over
khabib he's right up
close yeah but he's a he you know early career to your point they're 55 is way
bigger than after a
while those guys their body just can't do it anymore no it's like you know how
many fights can you have
where you can still fight at your potential look at the size of t-ball that's
so yeah i saw him he was
well over 200 pounds oh yeah i saw him at top team and i couldn't believe how
thick he was oh he's so
thick it made no sense he had a perfect physique the craziest thing to me is pereira
making 85. oh
that's the nutty that's the nutty hands down i met him i was like a jack 235
once i know he was
like way bigger than me and i was like how the does this guy make 185 and his
hands let me take that
back he's longer than me like every every part of him is bigger than me like
how does this guy make
the craziest one was rumble johnson yep yep yep rumble was crazy when i i was
doing i was doing
warrior with him he was 235 and and i go 170. dude he fought at 170. he was two
when i say 235 like
i remember saying to sam sheridan i go i feel bad about myself he goes why
because i'm looking at
fucking uh i didn't grow like i didn't look at him like i want to look like
that i just want to look
like him and he sucked down to 70. it was the craziest ever well rubble look at
the size of him in the
lower right yeah he got juicy there's a while there that's where i met him when
he was fighting at 170
i was like 12 years what did he dive did he get sepsis or something liver
something with his liver god
damn it might have been liver it might have been some kind of a liver cancer or
something he was so
he was so talented too he came to our gym in like his prime and the coach was
like are you right or left
hand he's like whatever you want to do he's like well left or right man he's
like literally whatever you
want to do and he's like 230 pounds wrong oh okay organ failure due to
complications some non-hodgkin's
lymphoma a rare immune disorder and he had it for a long time he knew he had it
that's horrible yeah
remember when he said i have to retire i'm retiring for other things yeah yeah
terrible and then he died
like shortly after crazy it happened to my friend just died had we didn't know
but he had bone marrow
cancer we didn't know and then he went to a restaurant via veneto yeah one of
my favorite
people and he he just uh he stopped answering texts and i was like you know
what's going on he and he
goes no i'm good brother i'm just i'm just taking a break from every night you
but just like you know
i'm taking a break and relaxing and i was like this doesn't make sense turns
out he was in l.a and then i think
he he got septic and or something like that his family keeps it close to the
vest but that was a
good buddy of mine but just crazy that i get a call and says hey he he passed
last night but this is
brian nutshell we do the show monday i'm like hey benny's good man give me oh
yeah my friend died yeah
jesus christ i don't know how to deal with it i'm not good with emotion yeah it's
hard when someone dies
because it doesn't feel real it doesn't feel real especially if you don't see
them dead right it's like
what you're not there anymore i call you you don't answer my buddy called me
and my buddy calls me and
he goes hey man uh hey just look like this he goes hey man uh we lost fabrizio
last night i go
what where is he what are you talking about he goes he passed i go what because
you had no clue i had no
died no idea you're such a good the other best best food ever they fucking
released like the zero one
x specs or zero one around like nerve bugger i'm like oh man let me send this
to my dad i'm like oh he's
been dead for five years
yeah it's weird when people die it is it's very odd that's the r1's badass
though
your dad would have loved the zero one they you see that they they did the uh nuremberg
test and uh it wasn't with professional drive no it was with the engineer nuremberg
was that's nazi
germany you mean nuremberg ring yeah yeah
i drove that zr1 not the x but the regular one i drove it around coda it's
incredible
it's incredible it's like 1100 horsepower it sounds like just like the perfect
vehicle
it sounds so good it feels so good it's got such handling it's so good dude it's
so
does it have a traction issue no no no there's giant engine giant ass wheels
mid-engine
giant ass tires the widest tire you can buy on a production automobile but joe
joe would drive
that then he calls me i'm like i need to figure out a way to get one i need to
sell some
shit me too it's such a good car they nailed it man it's like they first of all
they nailed it with
the mid-engine with the corvette the c8 and then this is that times a thousand
i remember one time
i don't know anything about cars and joe pops the hood of this new porsche he
had and he kind of like
he went like this the way you do a magic trick he goes like that and and i i
was like oh man i was like
and you said something about it being dual aspiration i was like dual you don't
even know what
i said you just made up a term yeah i was like it has aspirations it was some
dual thing i was
like oh man it's got two lungs instead of one my car has one one that's what i
heard i heard dual aspiration
all right so this is the first fight gomez is very good he's from france that's
that dude right
there yep very good striker and then who is this gentleman some white guy that
guy looks like they
plucked him right out of kentucky yeah or poland or kentucky
i've never been to paris i've had us lay over there once i have no desire to go
great city
great city i've no desire to go how do you say that name richallah richallah
richallah
anybody who's fighting in france usually isn't french it's like by way of like
russia you know
what i mean armenia yeah france is very heavy in terms of its immigration yes a
lot of immigrants
francis and gano that's where oh that's right but even even with him above you
know that was the
build-up to this fight they're like he's not really french you know he's
originally dagestani yeah or
russian maybe right i think dagestani yeah yeah your fave yeah my favorite
every time there's a dagestani
knocking somebody out he's like jerking off count huh all of those daggy nuts
huh jerking off they're
nuts man like look at the way they control their top control their flow
wrestling their transitions
how about that guy sent you guys in the text message today oh dude that young
kid the muay thai kid
that axe kick that axe kick the thing about that kid though is i don't think he's
a grappler i think
it's just muay thai that's why he's fighting in one it's always weird when you
see a daggy and he's
good at stand-up 