Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2382 - Andrew Santino
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2382 - Andrew Santino' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-09-23. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2382 - Andrew Santino

Joe Rogan Podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan Podcast by night, all day.
Zantino, my man.
Mr. Rogan, it's been a long time, I'm back.
When was the last time you were here?
It's got to be over a year.
Is that real?
Two years?
Jeez, bro.
Yeah, it's got to be.
Time waits for no one.
I know, man.
You left me high and dry in Los Angeles, and two years later I come back down.
How to go, big dog?
How to go, how to go?
You're going to go eventually.
You can't hang in there.
Eventually it'll just get to be Mad Max, and you'll just go, I can't, I can't,
I can't.
When Newsom becomes president and Kamala Harris becomes governor, and then it's
like full communist.
You don't think he's going to become president.
You do?
He can win.
No.
Yep, he can win.
Yeah.
No, because I think he's one of those guys that...
She almost won.
Yeah.
He's better than her.
You think people would like him more?
Really?
No, he's better at her, and talking.
He's better at talking.
Like, the whole thing is not, like, who's a better government.
Look, the guy who was the fucking host of The Apprentice is the president of
the United
States for the second time.
Like, this doesn't...
I'm back, baby.
Nothing makes any sense.
No, it doesn't.
So it's like, the system is, like, it's a goofy system.
It's a popularity contest to see who controls the nukes.
Right.
It makes no sense.
Who controls the nukes?
I just feel like lefties and righties don't like him.
You're right.
Both people don't like him.
But there's no choices other than him on the left, and the people on the left
are only
going to vote on the left, and that's it.
Unless some Mom Donnie guy comes out of left field and says...
Is that the New York guy?
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
That's so funny.
He's going to win.
He's going to win.
The Mom Donnie guy.
What was his policy?
What did he run on?
Oh, he ran on everything.
Rent control, stabilize rent.
He's going to tax the rich people way more than before.
Businesses are going to run out of that place like it's on fire.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It's interesting.
Cheers to Manhattan.
You know, look, the thing is, maybe what he wants to do is going to coincide
with AI and
automation, which is going to be, you're going to have to have someone who has
at least some
sort of, not like pure socialism, but at the very least, universal basic income,
like ideas
that they want to implement.
Because if you don't, you're going to have chaos.
You're going to have, all jobs are going to, essentially, most jobs are on the
chopping
block.
It's, right now, if you think about it, the amount of jobs that a robot with AI
can't
do are so little.
They're so little.
Yeah.
Like, they're making great songs now.
Have you heard the 50 Cent song?
The Many Men song?
I've heard the band.
There's a band that's got like four million streams a month on Spotify, and it's
all AI.
Oh, there's a bunch of those.
It's so tricky.
They made this girl who was an AI, like a fucking, what would you call that
kind of music?
What kind?
You know that gal that they made that was, we played a little bit of it on the
podcast?
She's like, kind of emo.
I'm not remembering.
Anyway, they made her in about a minute, and then they made the song in about
another
minute, and it was great.
It's a hit song.
I was listening to it.
I was like, this is a good fucking song.
It sucks.
It sucks that I like it.
I'll listen to it and be like, dude, this is really good.
You haven't heard the Many Men version, the AI version of Many Men?
No.
Okay.
AI did a cover of 50 Cent's, Many Men.
Love that song.
Wait till you hear the AI version.
Oh, no.
The AI version, they did it with some kind of like 1950s, 1960s, like soul rendition
of
it.
Oh, no.
Like a soulful blues kind of rendition.
Jazz, sort of.
Bro.
And it's still 50, though.
It's his voice.
No.
No, no.
It's a completely fake human being.
Oh, this is crippling.
I don't like it.
It's so good.
I hate it.
I've played that one.
Did you check out any of the ones I sent you?
Because I made like a 1980s glam rock one.
That sounds pretty fucking good, too.
You made a glam rock one?
I know how they're doing it.
I can use the same program, so I started fucking around with it, too.
You can do it in literally five minutes.
I'm still behind.
I'm behind.
I haven't used ChatGPT once.
I haven't used it yet.
Good for you.
I'm still a little scared.
Well, it's getting implemented.
Whether I like it or not.
Yeah.
I mean, if you ask your iPhone a question, and it says, if it can't figure it
out, because
your iPhone is basically like a 12-year-old.
Right.
It's like, if you just ask the iPhone, it doesn't have a lot of access to
information.
It'll say, I'm not sure about that.
Would you like to go to ChatGPT for the answers?
Like, why don't you go to ChatGPT?
Yeah, you do it.
Just, but it has to ask you before it does it, I guess.
Yeah, I haven't signed up.
I'm still, look, and I know the technology is going to get even stronger.
Your guy last night, John, what's the photographer's name?
The older guy?
Joe?
Joe.
Yeah.
Joe.
He had in the new AirPods, and I was like, oh, Joe, keeping up with the times,
that's
pretty great.
He's like, they're hearing aids now.
And I was like, wait, seriously?
He's like, yeah.
Well, they have these things called, they've had them forever, called Walker's
Game Ears,
and you can wear them in the woods, and you hear, like, footsteps, like,
hundreds of yards
away.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's crazy.
And the crazy thing is, when a gun goes off, they protect you.
So it protects you from loud sounds, but it amplifies regular sounds.
Well, like, something has a frequency that pitches up, so they're going, wow.
So it protects you.
At a certain point in time, it becomes noise cancellation, or a certain level
of decibels,
it becomes noise cancellation.
Play them a little bit of that.
Hit me that.
You got to hear some of this, bro.
Look, they made a video, too.
What I'm destined to be.
Look at this.
And niggas trying to take my life away.
Oh, my God.
Woo!
I put a hole in a niggah.
For fucking with me.
God.
How good is this?
So good.
It gets better.
Listen to this.
My back on the wall.
Now you gonna see.
This is my favorite part right here.
Better watch how you talk.
When you talk about me.
Mmm.
Cause I'll come and take your life away.
That's not a person.
God.
It's not a person.
It gives me chills, man.
Like, it's uncomfortable in my chest.
Oh.
Many, many, many, many, many, many, many, many.
That's my favorite right there.
Wish death upon me.
See that guy.
So good, dude.
I know, but I hate it that I like it.
Cause it's bad.
This is bad.
Is this not bad?
I don't know.
It's not bad.
It is.
It is.
It's bad.
No, no, no.
It is.
It just is.
It is not bad.
It's not good.
It just is.
And if that was a guy, he would be a fucking superstar.
Superstar.
Superstar.
Out of the gate.
If that was like some young cat who just came out of nowhere.
And this, or better yet, some dude who's been doing the road for like fucking
20 years.
And now he's 42 and this is his debut album.
And he's just been fucking grinding it out at these weird bars and shit.
Yeah.
And then he comes out with that song.
He'd be like, oh my God, where is he?
I gotta see him in real life.
Where have you been?
Where have you been, sir?
He kind of has that, uh, aloe black.
Do you know aloe black?
No.
He kind of has a little bit of that tone.
A little bit of that.
But it's so funny to hear that.
Charles Bradley-like.
Yeah, Bradley.
A little bit of that.
Yeah, a little Charles Bradley.
Well, I mean, they get the best out of every fucking vocal ever.
And they combine it and make a perfect person.
But that's, the infringement on art is what's scary.
Because you're like, well, at some point, are people going to not want human
art?
Are they just going to go, just give me that.
I want to make, like, are people going to go, I want to watch a movie with
Sharon Stone from 96.
They've already done that.
And you can, but I mean at home, just make your own movie at home and go play
it.
No, that's not, they're doing that.
No, I know they're doing that.
I'm saying, how quickly is that going to be?
Have you seen, they've done Luke Skywalker?
Uh-uh.
They're doing new Luke Skywalker movies with young Luke Skywalker?
Like, new scenes in Star Wars that never happened?
But HD?
I don't like it.
That trips me out, man.
I don't know.
It just makes me feel like we're getting further and further away from original
creation.
But it will open a new hole of art, which will be how good can your new art AI
be?
I just, I'm against it right now.
Listen, you're dead right.
No argument.
Yeah.
Doesn't matter.
I know it's happening.
It's happening.
Whether you like it or not.
It's not just happening.
It's happening at a pace that is unstoppable.
This conversation we would not have had two years ago.
No.
Just two years ago, no one was even thinking, like, AI is going to take over
art?
No way.
No.
But now, it's over.
Because they basically, look, everything has been said.
Everything has been told.
Every song has been sung.
Smash them all together.
Make a new version of it.
All you need is a prompt.
All you need is a prompt.
And you've got a new Bob Dylan who makes the old Bob Dylan look boring.
That's funny.
You've got some renegade Bob Dylan.
Some wild dude who's out there doing yoga in the woods.
You know what I mean?
It's like, you can't stop it, man.
Bob Dylan doing downward dog in the pines.
A perfect person.
You know, you can't stop it.
No, it's happening.
I get it.
But what I was saying about New York and this Mom Donnie guy, like, you're
going to have
to have some way to feed people.
You're going to have to, like, people are not going to have jobs anymore.
They're going to go away.
We're inefficient, and we are lazy, and we are entitled, and we like to think
we're doing
a far more important thing than we really are, and everybody does that.
Everybody's like, without me, this office would fall apart.
All right, Linda.
Everybody does that.
I do all the paperwork that you won't do.
Yeah.
I never get any credit.
Right, right, right.
Tell you what, this guy, this piece of shit, I should be the boss.
That is, you know.
I mean, it is going to take away so many jobs, but will it create more jobs on
the other
side of it somehow?
Right, isn't that the goal?
If you're going to ruin a lot of these jobs and take them, is something else
going to create
another job on the other side, fixing some of the problems?
I think you're thinking of it the wrong way.
You're thinking that jobs are essential.
They're not.
I mean, some are, right?
No, no, no, no.
This thing...
Oh, this is fucking me up, dude.
You're freaking me out.
I shouldn't have taken this gummy this morning.
Oh, you should have.
You should have taken two and brought me one.
No, I'm freaking out, man.
This thing is the new dominant life force on Earth, and it's emerging from its
cocoon right
now in real time.
That's what it is.
It's just giving you little snippets like songs and movies and art and
answering your questions
and it's doing all these things, but this is just coming out of the cocoon.
It's just going like this right now.
It's not out and growing.
Right.
It's coming, and it doesn't matter.
Like, don't we need...
Are jobs essential?
Well, what does that mean?
What does that mean?
It doesn't...
You're talking like...
I'm a flint napper.
I've been making arrowheads for 35 years.
You're telling me that flint napping is go out of style?
I don't buy it.
Yeah, one day you're not going to need an arrow because someone's going to have
a gun.
Okay?
One day you're not going to need a flint map because people are going to invent
alloys
like titanium and steel, and they're going to use that instead of fucking flint.
And this is just how the world works.
This is how technology works.
This is how innovation works.
As long as the Earth stays in a relatively stable environment, we don't nuke
each other
or get hit by a giant rock from space, this is what happens.
I say speed t