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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2396 - Andrew Schulz' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-18. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2396 - Andrew Schulz

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
We're probably going to play something for you.
Have you been getting into AI music at all?
Music, a little, a little, a little.
Listen to this.
Yeah.
They're taking 50 Cent songs.
I knew you were going to bring, that I heard.
You've heard Many Men, right?
Yeah, it's incredible.
Have you heard What Up Gangsta?
No, no, let me hear it.
No, you haven't.
The Many Men one is fantastic.
The Many Men's amazing.
Yeah.
Hold up, hold up, before you, hold up, he's not on.
Oh, my bad, my bad.
Listen to this.
You got to hear this.
You got to hear this.
Wait till you hear this flow.
What up, man?
What up, man?
Woo!
Woo!
Here we go.
What up gangsta?
They say, I stroll around like I got a quest on my chest.
Now, that's a semi and a vest sitting tight on my chest.
I tried not to speak much dice.
Love to play in court.
But I hunt a duck, nickle down, treat it like sport.
Run on me, I cut you.
But you're going to fuck you.
You stacking paper.
I can't get none with your head.
Fuck you.
I'm not the type to get popped for a D.
Well, I am the type of snuff you connect when the Coke price climbs.
Gangsta's by my cuts.
Yeah, they know me.
I grew up around niggas that weren't really homies.
20 G's I stash it.
What?
The Mac I blasted.
These come through.
We dump diesel in the battery casket.
This flows home.
The ice I flashed across me.
I have your mama picking out your casket, bastard.
I'm on the next tier.
Brighton baguette bezel.
Benz pedal to the metal steam hotter than a tea kettle.
What a gangsta.
What a gangsta.
This is fantastic.
So good.
How much of this is like one prompt or is there like a guy working with a...
Jamie's the answer to that because Jamie's done a bunch of them.
Yeah.
Yeah, like how much of this is like actually editing and somebody who
understands producing
music like constantly prompting...
No.
Prompt for five words.
Holy shit.
Say 1950s soul music.
It's so easy.
And put it in the lyrics.
You want a cigar?
You want an early morning cigar?
Let's burn a cigar.
Let's burn one down, man.
Let's go.
Oh, man.
50.
50's the man.
Let's be toxic rich dudes.
Yes, let's do it.
When are we starting?
Have we started?
Yeah, we're rolling.
We're rolling.
We're rolling.
Are these your personal ones?
No, these are from Foundation Cigars.
These are...
I don't know what they're called, but these are fucking legit.
My man.
What happened to yours?
I still have those.
Those are nice.
Oh, those are great.
Yeah, they got a nice little box right here.
I just opened this box the other day.
Nice.
Foundation.
Where are these from?
Probably Nicaragua.
I think that's where he's got his thing.
I got it.
What's the rules on that?
About Nicaragua?
Mm-mm.
Oh, that's okay.
Yeah.
It's like a man taking you shopping.
Yo.
You hear 50 say that about to you.
Why are you going to take me shopping for?
Yeah.
And then he looked at Meek Mill's post, and they were wearing the same shirt,
and Diddy and
Meek were wearing the same shirt.
He's like, see, that's why I don't let him take me shopping.
I'm 50 so funny.
But you realize how good his lyrics are when you hear him run through AI.
Like, you revisit the lyrics.
Like, the Many Men lyrics are fantastic.
Yeah.
Yeah.
The Many Men song, it almost works better.
Right?
It's like a, what was that, like, 50s?
Soul.
Soul.
Yeah.
Well, if that dude was a real dude, he would be the biggest fucking artist on
earth right
now.
If that was his song, if it wasn't written by 50, it was his song, and he put
it out right
now, everybody would be like, oh my God.
Who the fuck is this guy?
Who the fuck is this guy?
You just picture him looking like, just perfect, like, Cat Williams type suit
on stage, you
know, just going off, sweating, wiping his head with a towel, full blast.
Yeah, just like Southern Deacon.
Fucking 9,000 RPMs.
What up, dude?
I just love the idea of, like, you working out to 50 soul, 50 cent.
Oh, I do.
Yeah.
I do all the time.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Working in there with Wu-Tang.
With Wu-Tang.
Wu-Tang's my favorite workout music.
Big Daddy Kane.
Yeah, Big Daddy Kane.
Yeah.
Yeah, you like all that, like...
Eric B and Rakim.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, cool G rap.
Have you ever talked to, uh, do you ever listen to, uh, EPMD?
Oh, fuck yeah.
You ever talk to, like, Eric Sermon?
No, never have.
No, never have.
Yeah.
I love those guys.
I can't believe you and 50 have never connected.
Like, I know everybody...
I met him once.
I interviewed him for UFC.
Long time ago.
Where?
Um, I don't remember.
Man, it might have been Vegas.
It was a UFC event in Vegas, and he was there.
I don't know if he was releasing something or whatever it was.
I sat next to him and...
That shit is harsh.
It's good, right?
That's a good one, but that's a strong one.
It's a Maduro.
Yeah, yeah.
I like them robust.
I bet.
Yeah.
I'm glad I let my own.
Okay, wait.
So, wait.
You met him.
You were at the UFC fight, and you spoke to him.
Yeah, yeah.
There was a UFC event.
This is how long ago?
Oh, a long time ago, man.
I had hair.
So, it's gotta be pre-2000...
There it is right there.
Oh, so this is, like, when he's in the middle of his stuff with...
I mean, I gotta say, this is probably 2007 or something like that.
But he was always involved with something.
He was always beefing with somebody.
Yeah, that was the funniest thing, because when we were in a...
He's in that Street Fighter movie, so we were in Australia filming,
like, I saw the guys with him, and, like, I recognized, like, a couple,
like, if it's a security, but they didn't look like...
Like, one guy looked like actual professional security,
and I was like, oh, that guy looks like that's his real job,
being security, not what I'm used to seeing 50 with.
Right.
And he goes, yeah, man, can't get in the country with felonies, bro.
I had to bring the clean ones.
So, like, the real people that he has around.
Wow.
You gotta bring clean security.
Clean security.
Professionals.
There's different levels of professionals, you know.
Yeah, well, there's people that know things.
Yeah.
Sometimes you go to, like, a city or state,
and you need to know those things.
Yeah, you need to know things.
Yeah.
Some people need to know things.
Sometimes you gotta check in with folks, too.
That's the thing.
Your guys are the best shit.
Your guys hit me up.
They were like, yeah, there's some crazy chick online.
She says she wants to kill you, so just don't go to New Mexico.
And I was like, all right, bet.
I won't do that.
They were like, she said she wanted to kill somebody else.
I won't even say their names.
I don't want to give him any heat.
But, like, yeah, as long as you don't go to New Mexico,
you should be good.
I'm like, all right, no plans.
Allegedly.
Yeah.
Yeah, it's wild times.
I like that.
Wild times.
Mm-hmm.
Mm-hmm.
Wild times when people celebrate people getting killed now.
Like, that never happened before.
Like, even when someone bad got killed before, you're like, oh, wow, that's
kind of crazy.
I've been thinking a lot about this.
Yeah.
And I think that, like, I don't think we all exist in the same reality anymore.
Not on some multiverse shit.
Right.
But, like, just, like, how.
How we see the world.
Yes.
Yes.
And it's like, especially with Charlie's death, because I was in Australia when
it happened,
so, like, I had time.
Like, I wasn't doing pods.
I wasn't doing stand-up.
I'm just, like, sitting around in a trailer.
I'll do this movie.
So, like, I started watching, like, a bunch of his stuff.
Also, I want to say he did something really cool.
Like, I didn't really know him, but, like, he DM'd a couple times.
But he saw a headline about me once, and he DM'd me.
And, like, I don't even have a relationship with this guy.
He goes, this headline looks a little weird.
Like, I know we don't really know each other, but, like, is this what you meant?
And, like, there are people who I know that I've considered colleagues that
haven't even afforded that to me.
Yeah.
They just ran with a headline and, like, made a video, got clicks, views, or
whatever like that.
Right.
This guy I don't even know hits me up and goes, is this what you meant?
Yeah.
Very cool.
I met him once at a gun range.
Oh, really?
Yeah.
I met him at Taron Tactical.
So, I was down there training.
You know, do you know what Taron Tactical is?
This is the one where you see, like, a lot of, like, celebs.
The one where you see celebs.
He trained Keanu Reeves for John Wick.
He's the man.
Like, Taron Butler is, like, a multiple-time world champion shooter of those,
you know, the events that they have where it's timed or a shooter ready.
Yeah.
So, I met him there.
Seemed like a real nice guy.
You know, I didn't know anything about him back then.
I didn't know much about his beliefs and views that were controversial until
after he got killed.
And then people started sending me stuff.
And I was like, okay, what's the context of this?
Yeah, he shouldn't have said it that way.
There were some ones that we've talked about before.
One specifically.
You know, but look, the fucking guy, first of all, was 31 years old.
Yeah.
All right.
When I was 31, thank God there wasn't, like, Twitter.
Or, especially when I was 21.
Oh, my God.
Thank God.
Yeah.
Thank God.
You know, judging, like, that's not like that Nick Fuentes kid.
He's, like, 26.
Like, thank God it didn't exist when I was fucking 21.
Dude, yeah.
I was a fucking moron.
I was a complete moron.
Like most people.
Especially if you grow up around morons.
Yeah.
But, um, I think he said a few things that if I was his friend, I would say,
don't say it like that.
I know what you're trying to say.
Yeah.
But don't ever say, when I go into a cockpit, I hope that the pilot, if he's
black, is qualified.
I know what you're trying to say.
You shouldn't hire underqualified pilots.
Yeah.
But saying it like that.
Just because of the color of their skin.
He's probably not hanging out with black people.
Not knowing how offensive that's going to be for them.
How you got to go, that's not what I meant.
Like, you got to, you got to, that's not what I meant before you say it.
Yeah.
You got to run it through the filter.
Like, what am I trying to say?
Yeah.
We all don't want unqualified people to do dangerous fucking jobs, period.
It doesn't matter what race they are.
If all of a sudden white people became a minority and they had to start hiring
dopey whites.
We'd be upset.
And he makes that argument a lot.
Like, he makes it with sports.
You know, he's like, all right, if the NFL is going to be 50% black and, you
know.
Right.
Right, right.
So, but again, like, the context is taken out.
Yes.
And I think that's what happened.
Like, the algorithm flattens all of us into a two-dimensional person.
Yeah.
And, like, only the views that tap into, you know, your biggest insecurities,
your biggest fears.
Not the views.
Only, like, the lines we say or the videos, whatever, that tap into those
things.
Or what terrible things you want confirmed.
Exactly.
Exactly.
Things you want confirmed.
Like, that's what the algorithm does.
And, like, I realized that when I was doing, like, a promo tour for Life, my
last special, right?
I would go on a couple pods that, like, and, like, maybe, like, 10, 15, 20
minutes into the conversation, I would realize, like, oh, wow, they have a very
different view of me than me.
The New York Times one.
No.
Well, the New York Times one, I was, like, expecting it for sure.
But even when I went on Dax's podcast, Dax knew me.
But his co-host, I was, like, oh, she has an idea of me that's, like,
cultivated by the Internet and headlines.
Cartoonish.
Exactly.
And it's just a flattened version, right?
It's, like, there's really no humanity in it.
It's just these are the things that people are saying that I'm saying with no
context.
Right.
And then you just create an archetype.
And, like, I think in a lot of ways that's the Charlie thing to the furthest
extreme, right?
It's just, like, if you're o