Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2402 - Miranda Lambert
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2402 - Miranda Lambert' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-29. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2402 - Miranda Lambert

the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
the desk is a mess because my mind is a mess i wish my mind you're a creative
that's how it
works is that how it works yeah i think so is that the excuse i don't know i'm
trying to make
myself feel better i think that's the excuse we use for each other yeah you
know i'm a creative
it's my go-to default uh is the compression on something sounds weird yeah oh
it's just really
loud something happened maybe my ears got better what happened you can hear now
my ears aren't very
good sometimes i you know when i'm underwater for too long or i swim or
something like that and then
i forget that my ears have water in them and then they come out like oh there's
that moment we're
like oh this is how i hear i feel like i have the in-ear monitors for my job oh
right i still
like i've been using them for i don't know 20 years i'm still not used to them
like i
come from like honky-tonk world where you can hear everything yeah hear the
room well it's so good
that people have them now because boy so many people i know from back in the
day are almost deaf oh yeah
we i'm so glad we have them it's not the same i mean it you don't feel the
energy of the room but
it saved your hearing which is helpful it's a good trade-off i mean you can
hear enough it's a good
trade-off yeah and so many of my friends who shoot guns too same thing you know
they started
hunting when they were kids and no ear protection back then and you know you
say something to them
and they're like what like they're all half deaf yeah my dad was a police
officer and um he's i swear
that's why my parents are still married because he can't hear it all and the
dog ate his hearing aid
he never replaced it and i'm like is that on purpose dad that's hilarious that's
hilarious yeah you
definitely develop an ability to shut things off yeah otherwise because men and
women think and
communicate differently and if you want your wife to communicate with you the
way your buddies do then
well you married a dude yeah okay so if you want to be married to a woman you
have to listen like
listen and everything both ears and sometimes it's like round about journey to
get to the point and
you can't go what the fuck are you talking about because they're like oh my god
why are you so hostile
so you have to go okay okay selective hearing yeah selective hearing but my
husband will like i'll say it
and i'll be like say it back to me and like and i found that when i do that it's
worse
because i'm like i'm like say say what i said back to you get bananas at the
store so he comes home like
where's bananas i didn't get any so don't repeat it just hold it in there
that's hilarious he blocked it out for himself yeah exactly that's very funny
yeah the the earring
thing the hearing thing is kind of nuts that no one knew like it just makes you
wonder like
when did people when i wonder when people were aware that like loud music was
going to kill your
hearing i don't know like just i mean i've i've had the in-ears for a long time
and they did save
all of our ears but it's like i think that and then like the longer you go like
still even though i
have those like i turn them up way too loud i'm like missing right the energy
do you ever just say
fuck it for this show take one out like sometimes when it's like a house band
you just get to use
wedges i'm like yes this is amazing what's a wedge it's just like the little on
stage monitor
you know what i mean so but it's just so loud i mean it's so loud and um i also
do um i do mounted
shooting and so i saw that that's crazy and so it's a good reminder like the
first time i took off on
the first i just started last year i'm not good at all but i love it and i took
off on my horse and
i forgot to wear earplugs and i was like well i'm a musician i should probably
plug my ears when i'm
shooting a revolver off of a horse yeah but it's is it a revolver using a
regular bullet no it's black
powder just the powder itself yep and so spectator safe horse safe so it just
sprays sprays powder
powder and air at the balloon and pops balloons yeah how what distance um it
could shoot i think 15
yards feet feet oh okay yeah so you're just riding around the horse popping
balloons i love it
i do what was the origin of that sport i don't know actually one of my best
friends her name is
kendall insane and she uh lives out in scott still she's like the 10-time world
champion and whoa whoa
hold on there's a world championship of popping balloons on a horse yeah it's
called mounted
shooting and cowboy mounted shooting but she's cowgirl and she's like guys
girls everybody she's a badass
and uh became friends with her and i just never had the guts to go do it you
know and finally my husband
was like stop talking about it and go out there and do it go out there and
shoot with her you're gonna
love it wow and i got addicted immediately it's just like something different
well it's very
very wild west right oh yeah it's essentially training how to fight with a gun
on a horse
yeah that's all it is except it's the balloon is the perpetrator but i mean it's
that's how you
would train yeah right without killing people and it's like you know just
something that like started
a new hobby at 40 like it's just trying to like preoccupy my mind and and i don't
know i think it
inspires me to like take a break from thinking about what i think about every
single day which is music
industry you know so just like trying new things and saying what the hell let's
go for it i think
that's very good for artists i i try to talk to comedians about that all the
time i'm like
pick up something man yeah hobbies are play golf go fishing do something for me
i play pool
do something i just started golf too i'm in my try new things era there you go
did you try new things
yes my my yes era like sure i'll do it uh started golf not too great yet but i
did i just played the
rider cup oh nice they had like a celebrity somebody heard i played golf and
when they heard that i'd
literally started like that day jammy's a nut and he's a full-on golf nut
literally was like cramming
my ass off like this september because i was on tour all summer and i didn't
have time to practice
and you know how that feels like golf is you have to practice and do you have a
coach i had a coach yes
dan i have a coach and he came with me as my caddy very helpful um but it was
it was an experience it
was a lot of pressure did you feel it even though like nobody expected you to
win yeah i mean i just
felt like what what what the hell have i done when i got there it's like
playing doing something you
don't do in front of people right a lot of people do it you just don't do it a
lot yeah and i don't
i do things in front of people but it's singing you do things in front of
people and you're really
good at it that's the difference well that's the thing doing something that you
suck at in front of
people is a very scary place to be right right jamie has uh oj simpsons golf
clubs
not all of them i have a few how many do you have it's not really awesome at
all
they're haunted whatever you're into a couple dry how many you got three
no i mean i got a whole set but do you use them i have used one of them is did
you hit well i have
that's why i use it why are they blessed or curse well he bought it as a goof
yeah it's just fun to
talk about it's a fun just one of those conversation starter it came up was it
did you get him after
he died oh yeah yeah i mean i got him like six months ago yeah i forgot i
forgot when he died
a couple years ago well that's cool i mean hey all right i guess but it is
really important having
some kind of a thing that you do to take your mind off of the business because
the people that i know
where their mind is only on show business whatever it is music comedy whatever
it is
they go crazy you you can eventually get lost in your own little world like you
need a little break
you do and i think it's like you know especially if you're like a writer like
you got to go live to
write about it or what are you writing about same shit you already said right
right it's like i need
to go live a life and gather information and be around different people and
yeah sort of open my
circle up to just i don't know different experience yeah different environment
yeah my friend ari does
that he disappears for like three months every year and a half or so like he
gets rid of his phone
gets rid of his email yeah that goes off grid oh he goes off grid he goes to asia
he backpacks
through asia and he's famous he's a famous comedian and he doesn't give a he
just goes and vanishes
for like we can't find him no one knows where he is i don't hear from him for
like three four
months i just hope he's alive does it change him oh yeah he comes back weird he's
weird already
he's weird weirder he's weirder when he comes back because he's you know been
living in foreign
countries for you know a long time well i'm not i mean i'm just shooting
balloons and swinging a golf
club nothing as cool as that but the thing you're doing um the thing about both
of those things is
they require all of your focus while you're doing i mean if you're riding a
giant animal while you're
shooting a gun like there's no room for thinking about oh i gotta do laundry
you know there's no
room you just you're just doing that thing only yeah that's what that's what i
think i loved about
it and got addicted to yeah you know and i guess i don't really have i always
say i don't have like
an adrenaline junkie in me but i guess i'd have to have a little bit for
joining the circus like i did
you know like yes you do it's kind of joining the circus yeah so but like i
think that just that
little that the focus and the little jolt right that you get of like you know
the same kind of
how we get like after a show you know it's like i still guess i need that but
just in a different
form yeah joining the rodeo there's there's something about shooting at things
too i do archery
and there's something about shooting at things that also just really cleans
your mind because
in that moment while you're pulling a trigger there's no room for anything else
if you're trying
to hit a target there's no room for anything else and it just it pushes all
that stuff away it gives
you a little little mental vacation yeah 100 and then you come back like
cleaner what kind of bow
are you shooting i shoot a compound compound yeah the hoyt yeah yeah i used to
shoot bows i have a
long time but oh really i i got them back out during 2020 when i had all the
time in the world and
um my husband's from new york city so i was like i got these bows i'll teach
you how to shoot a bow so we
just set up the targets and got them all fixed up and it was fun i mean it is
fun it's the same thing
i think you're talking about it's very similar focus it's just even if it's
just for a little while
it's that little moment in time that this is all i'm doing right now right have
you ever bow hunted i
used to be a hunter yeah yeah yeah i did i hunted for a long time my dad tree
stand yep okay or ground
blind either way right um bow hunting was my absolute favorite to to do because
it took the focus and it was
intimate yeah and it took a lot of skill and practice certainly to make sure
you're good yeah
um white tail white tail oh nice but i raised a baby deer a buck oh that's a
problem yep that's a
problem so my hunting days are behind me he's on my heart we found a buck with
a broken leg on our
property and my wife took to feeding it yeah and uh all of her enthusiasm for
me hunting kind of went out the
window it changes things yeah because it's kind of like a dog like they're he
was just like a dog like
they're sweet they come right up to you wild ass white tail deer like became
like my pet and it's
different than any other feral animal in that they domesticate like that they
really do like he was
literally i'd come home and he would run over