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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2404 - Elon Musk' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2025-10-31. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2404 - Elon Musk

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
Exactly.
Just every morning.
What are what Jeff Bezos is doing?
Definitely doing some testosterone.
He looks jacked.
He looks jacked, right?
Yeah, but he's like...
Quick.
Quick.
Quick.
Yeah.
He got jacked quick.
At age 59 in less than a year, he went from pencil net geek to looking like The
Rock.
Yeah, like a little miniature alpha fella.
Yeah, like his neck got bigger than his head.
Yeah, he got big, quick.
But then like his earlier pictures, his neck's like a noodle.
I support this activity.
I like to see him going in this direction.
Which is fine.
And his voice dropped like two octaves.
I want you to move in that direction as well.
I think we can achieve this.
I mean, I should.
I think we can achieve Giga Chad.
That's what Beeple called it.
Where is that guy?
Beeple?
I don't know where he is.
That's like a real guy.
The artist?
Yeah.
No.
Oh, Giga Chad.
Oh, Giga Chad.
Yeah.
I don't know if that's a real guy.
It's hard to tell.
No, no, it is a real guy.
It is a real guy?
Yeah.
He's got the crazy jaw and like perfect sculpted hair.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Well, I mean, they may have exaggerated a little bit.
Probably.
But no, I think he actually just kind of looked like that in reality.
Oh.
So, like he's a pretty unique looking individual.
I think we can achieve this.
That guy right there?
That's a real guy?
That's a real dude?
I always thought that was CGI.
No, I think the upper right one is not him.
That's not him.
That one to the left of that?
Like that's real?
No, that's artificial, bro.
That's fake.
That's got that uncanny valley feel to it.
Doesn't it?
It's not impossible.
No.
No, it's not possible to achieve.
But it's not possible to maintain that kind of leanness.
No, no.
That's a crazy leanness.
I mean, that's like you're also at that point, he's dehydrating and all sorts
of things.
Oh, it's based on a real person.
Yeah, yeah.
Right, but it's not a real person.
What does he really look like?
Those images, I think, are bullshit.
Some of them are.
Is that real?
Okay, that looks real.
That looks like a really jack bodybuilder.
Yeah.
Yeah, that looks real.
Like that's achievable.
But there's a few of those images where you're just like, what's going on here?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, totally.
Well, I mean, you see that?
Is that the real dude?
Well, there's that Icelandic dude who's Thor.
Oh, yeah, the guy who jumps into the frozen lakes and shit.
Well, the guy who played the mountain.
Oh, that guy.
Yeah.
That is like a mutant strong human.
Yes.
Yeah.
Like he would be in like the X-Men or something, you know?
We were hanging out.
I mean, he's just like not like a...
And there's that, you know that, I've seen that meme, tent and tent bag.
No.
You know how like it's like, it's really hard to get the tent in the tent.
Oh, right, right.
That's true.
And then there's a picture of him and his girlfriend.
Oh, right.
Tent bag.
That's hilarious.
Yeah, that's his wife.
I don't know how it gets in there, you know?
It's like, it seems too small, but...
I met Brian Shaw.
Brian Shaw is like the world's most powerful man.
And he's almost seven feet tall.
He's 400 pounds.
And his bone density is one in 500 million people.
So there's one, it's like, there's like maybe 16 people.
Really dense bones?
He's an enormous human being.
Okay.
Like a legitimate giant.
Just like that guy.
Yeah, yeah.
But we met him.
He was hanging out with us in the green room of the mothership.
But it's like, okay, if this was like David and Goliath days, like this is an
actual giant.
Like the giants of the Bible.
Once in a while, they get a super giant person.
This is a real one.
Like not a tall, skinny basketball player.
Yeah, yeah.
Like a seven foot, 400 pound power lifter.
Like you don't want to, especially...
Look at him.
That's the guy.
See if there's a photo of him standing next to like a regular human.
I was trying to get this.
There it is.
Yeah.
That's him right there.
Like there's like one of him next to standing next to Arnold and stuff.
Yeah.
And it's where Arnold...
Everyone just looks tiny.
I mean, I think he's a pretty cool dude, actually.
Oh, Brian's very cool.
Very smart, too.
Unusually, you know, you expect anybody to be that big.
It's got to be a moron.
Yeah.
No.
Yeah.
There's Andre the Giant who was awesome.
Yeah.
He was great in Princess Bride.
No, he was just awesome, period.
Yeah, yeah.
So we were talking about this interview with Sam Altman and Tucker, and I was
like, we should
probably just talk about this on the air, because it is one of the craziest
interviews I think I've ever seen in my life.
Yeah.
Where Tucker starts bringing up this guy who was...
Yeah, a whistleblower or whatever.
A whistleblower who, you know, committed suicide, but doesn't look like it.
And he's talking to Sam Altman about this.
And Sam Altman was like, are you accusing me?
He's like, no, no, no, I'm not.
I'm just saying, I think someone killed him.
Yeah, and it should be investigated.
Yeah.
Not just drop the case.
It seems like...
They just dropped the case, yeah, yeah.
Yeah, it seems like he was...
But his parents think he was murdered.
Yeah.
The wires to his security camera were cut.
Blood in two rooms.
Blood in two rooms.
Someone else's wig was in the room.
Someone else's wig.
Wig.
Wig.
Yes.
Not normal.
Not his wig.
Not normal to have a wig laying around.
Yes.
And he ordered DoorDash right before allegedly committing suicide.
Yeah.
Which seems unusual, you know.
Yeah.
It's like, you know, I'm going to order pizza on Second Thoughts.
I'll kill myself.
It seems like that's a very rapid change in mindset.
It's very weird.
And especially the parents have...
They don't believe he committed suicide at all.
Has no note or anything.
No.
Yeah.
It seems pretty fucked up.
And, you know, the idea that a whistleblower for an enormous AI company that's
worth billions of dollars might get whacked.
That's not outside the pale.
I mean, it's straight out of a movie.
Right out of a movie.
But right out of a movie is real sometimes.
Yeah.
Right.
Exactly.
Right?
It's a little weird that I think they should do a proper investigation.
Like, what's the downside on that proper investigation?
Right.
No.
Yeah.
For sure.
Yeah.
Yeah.
But the whole exchange is so bizarre.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It is.
Sam Altman's reaction to being accused of murder is bizarre.
Look, I don't know if he's guilty, but it's not possible to look more guilty.
So I'm like...
Or look more weird.
Yeah.
You know, maybe it's just his social thing.
Like, maybe he's just odd with confrontation and it just goes blank.
You know, but if somebody was accusing me of killing Jamie, like if Jamie was a
whistleblower
and Jamie got whacked, and then I'd be like, wait, what are you...
What are you...
Are you accusing me of killing my friend?
Like, what the fuck are you talking about?
I would be a little bit more irate.
Yeah.
Yeah.
Exactly.
You know, it would be a little upset.
Yeah.
It'd be like...
Well, you'd be like...
You'd certainly insist on a thorough investigation.
Yeah.
As opposed to trying to sweep it under the rug.
Yeah, I wouldn't assume that he committed suicide.
I would be suspicious.
If Tucker was telling me that aspect of the story, I'd be like, that does seem
like a murder.
Fuck.
We should look into this.
I mean, all signs point to it being a murder.
Not saying, you know, Tim Altman had anything to do with the murder, but...
Blood in two rooms.
Blood in two rooms.
Like, yeah.
The wires, the security camera, and the door dash being ordered right before
suicide.
No suicide note.
His parents think he was murdered.
And the people that I know who knew him said he was not suicidal.
So, I'm like, why would you jump to the conclusion?
Their parents just sued the landlord.
They sued the son's landlord.
Alleged the owners and the managers of their son's San Francisco apartment
building were part of a widespread cover-up of his death.
The landlord?
Yeah, there's a bunch of weird...
They said there was, like, packages missing from the building.
Some people said they saw packages still being delivered, and then all of a
sudden they all disappeared.
Huh.
But that could be...
People steal people's packages all the time.
The porch pirate situation.
Yeah.
Yeah.
It says they failed to safeguard...
Also, I mean, the amount of trauma those poor parents have gone through with
their son dying like that.
I mean, it must...
God bless them.
And how could they stay sane after something like that?
They're probably...
They're so grief-stricken.
Who knows what they believe at this point?
Yeah.
He should have asked if Epson killed himself.
Daaaah!
Yeah.
That's the Cash Patel thing.
Where's the camera?
Where's the camera?
Where's the camera?
Trying to convince everybody of that.
Like, okay.
The guards weren't there, and the cameras stopped working, and, you know...
The guards were asleep.
The cameras weren't working.
He had a giant, steroided-up bodybuilder guy that he was sharing a cell with
that was a murderer who was a bad cop.
Like, all of it's kind of nuts.
Yeah.
All of it's kind of nuts.
Like, that he would just kill himself rather than reveal all of his billionaire
friends.
Yeah.
And then...
Did you see Tim Dillon talking to Chris Cuomo about this?
I did.
Chris Cuomo just looked so stupid.
Tim just listed off all the...
Tim just...
And he's like, I agree, it is strange.
Like, of course it's strange, Chris!
Jesus Christ!
You can't just go with the tide.
You've got to think things through.
And if you think that one through, you're like, I don't think he killed himself.
Nobody does.
You'd have to work for an intelligence agency to think he killed himself.
It does seem unlikely.
It seems highly unlikely.
Highly, highly unlikely.
All roads point to murder.
Yes.
Point to they had to get rid of him because he knew too much.
Whatever the fuck he was doing, whatever kind of an asset he was, whatever
thing he was up to, you know, it was apparently very effective.
Yes.
And a lot of people were compromised.
You see, your boy Bill Gates is now saying climate change is not a big deal.
It's like, relax, everybody.
I know I scared the fuck out of you for the last decade and a half, but, eh, we're
gonna be fine.
Yeah, I mean, you know, as I was saying just before coming into the studio, you
know, like every day there's some crazy, wild new thing that's happening.
It feels like reality is accelerating.
It's every day and every day it's like more and more ridiculous to the point
where the simulation is more and more undeniable.
Yeah, yeah.
It really feels like simulation, you know, it's like, come on, what are the
odds that this could be the case?
Are you paying attention at all to 3i Atlas?
Are you watching that?
Oh, there's the comet?
Yeah, whatever it is.
Yeah, yeah.
I mean, I mean, one thing I can say is like, look, if I was aware of any
evidence of aliens, Joe, you have my word, I will come on your show and I will
reveal it on the show.
Okay.
Yeah.
That's a good deal.
Yeah, it's a pretty good deal.
I believe you.
Yeah, thank you.
I appreciate that.
I'll stick to it.
I keep my promises.
All right.
I'll hold you to that.
Yeah.
Yeah, I don't.
And I'm never committing suicide, to be clear.
I don't think you would either.
Also, on camera, guys, I am never committing suicide.
Ever.
If someone says you committed suicide, I will fight tooth and nail.
Thank you.
I will fight tooth and nail.
I will not believe it.
I will not believe it.
The thing about the 3i Atlas is, it's weird.
That's a hell of a name, actually.
Yeah.
It's a third interstellar.
It sounds like third eye or something.
Yeah, it does.
3i is a third.
It's only the third interstellar object that's detected.
Okay.
Yeah.
I'll be worried.
Third eye Atlas.
Yeah.
Avi Loeb was on the podcast a couple of days ago talking about it.
Yeah.
It could be on this.
I don't know.
Apparently, today, they're saying that it's changed course.
Did you see that, Jamie?
No.
Avi Loeb sa