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Joe Rogan Experience #2434 - Kurt Metzger

Joe Rogan podcast, check it out.
The Joe Rogan Experience.
Train by day, Joe Rogan podcast by night, all day.
You look good.
I was trying to get a John Lilly picture.
It's John Lilly Awareness Day.
Is the Carhartt specific time period appropriate?
No.
It's supposed to be like a boiler suit, but it didn't arrive.
What is a boiler suit?
Like a coverall.
Oh, like something would wear in the boiler room?
Yeah, but the best kind to get, I would have done a mashup.
Now, see, here he's got kind of a pleather jumpsuit.
He's got a lot of great looks.
That guy was out there.
Two diamond studs.
Oh, let me take off my John C. Lilly glasses.
Oh, yeah.
He invented the isolation goon tank.
Oh, yeah.
You go in there and goon, it's like you're in space, dude.
My friend actually went in his tank.
And did ketamine with him before he went in his tank.
Who?
Todd McCormick.
Ew, what happened?
John Lilly shot him up with an intramuscular shot of ketamine before he went
into the tank.
He's like, this is what I do.
You want to do it?
He's like, okay, sure.
John Lilly's like, hey, do you want to watch my parents fucking to conceive me?
I like to do that in this tank.
Let's go back in time.
I like to go into the fucking, what do they call that, Buddhist thing where you
go and watch your parents fuck?
Is that a real thing?
Yeah, you know, in this, I forget the afterlife, their whole mapping, the
afterlife thing.
But can they do it like with meditation or something?
Is that what you're saying?
Yeah, but they say.
If you could choose to do that.
What?
If you could go back in time and watch something, but only one thing, and that
thing is your parents fucking, you could be back in 1976 or whenever it was you
were born.
So what do I get out of that?
Nothing.
Just a research, valuable research.
You only get one trip back in time.
Everybody gets a trip back in time to see what it was like.
But that's the only thing you get to see.
It sounds like Tibetan Buddhism, what you're describing to me.
Pretty sure that's what, what do they call it when you go, the place you go to
watch your parents fuck?
Jamie, aren't you a Buddhist?
I'm trying to look.
The Bodak?
It's not called that.
How do you like that Nicki Minaj, huh?
Really?
What about her?
We've been covering TPUSA all week.
Okay, you're deep in the woods.
I'm not.
I stay out of that.
Why?
It's so great.
Because it seems like the right wing of this country is in some sort of a weird
gang war.
There never was a fucking united right wing.
It was a bunch of people needing some shit done that didn't get done, and now
they're upset about it.
And so the thought, so because here's the thing.
Well, it's a bunch of people scrambling to be in control of the narrative too,
right?
The polymarket dudes have some network.
There's also, like the show I sold called The Cutout, they do these cutout
things where
it's like you pay a company to put up.
Remember when Elon showed what countries all the tweets are coming from?
Right.
Okay, why the fuck are Indians and Sri Lankans tweeting about Israel-Palestine
shit, right?
Well, it's because there's these bounties they put up, and you can get invited
to like a circle.
Remember when you would show me those things people would get of like, hey, say
this shit,
and we'll give this money.
Well, now there's a bounty system.
It's on Jimmy's channel.
It's fucking amazing.
So a bunch of people that I would watch them just like flip and say a thing
like it's their
job to say it.
It was their job, but they're trying to hit a certain amount of engagement, and
then you
get like 50 grand.
I can't remember the name of the guy that pointed out, but it's really good
fucking work.
Wow.
Oh, shit, I should have looked up.
So it's not just bots.
The bardo.
Bardo of becoming.
Tibetan teaching after death consciousness passes through several bardos culminating
in
the bardo of becoming, where karmic visions of one's next life arise.
During this phase, there are increasingly frequent flashes of the environment,
parents, and circumstances
in which one will be conceived, and one is drawn towards these as a kind of
refuge or new
home.
That's interesting, but not as interesting as the influencers.
Thank you, Perplexity.
Oh, yeah.
Thank you to our sponsor, Perplexity.
You can always tell who's getting paid to say a thing because they'll use
specific phrases.
Like I just got paid to say that.
Well, it sounds like a fair ... I thought it was very interesting and
informative, and
I'd like to learn if you have a brochure.
How many people are doing that?
This is the thing.
The conversation's always been like other countries are doing it, and then they
have bots
and fake accounts, which is definitely true as well, but it seems like also
they're paying
people to say things.
Yeah, well ...
There's a lot of people that seem like they're doing it like it's a job, right?
Me assuming someone either is blackmailed or MKUltra is me being kind of
positive because
really a lot of these people are just sacks of shit that are going for a bounty.
Yeah.
So if you were MKUltra, that's like kind of cooler than that, I think.
And you think some of them can just sort of justify that bounty that, you know,
whatever
country's paying it.
You know, hey, you know, they have their own rights.
It's specific like billionaires and shit pay it.
Right.
And it works both ways, I'm sure.
I'm sure a lot of the ...
Both ways with what?
... anti-Israel stuff, people being paid a bounty, don't you think?
Don't you think like there's certain people involved in that as well that are
probably being
paid?
It's from all around, right?
That crime that got done in Gaza, and they're done now, so everybody can relax.
They got it done, yeah.
Oh, yeah, it's done.
So watch the Roman Finkelstein, he'll explain it to you.
So that crime that's done now, the reason that the frantic buying up of the
media by Larry,
the shadow president, Larry Ellison, is because they lost the next generation
of trauma-controlled
fucking mind slaves because on TikTok, these psychopaths bragged about crimes
they did to people.
And all the young Zoomies are on there, including in America where we were
force-fed woke bullshit
by the oligarchs who are now suddenly horrified because they didn't think it
would blow back
that their kids would absorb that crap.
Guess who has not had woke programming for the last 12 years?
Israel.
So you can tell who's involved with the propaganda now because they have no
concept of the sensitivities
of these gender blobs that were made in this country.
So now they lost the next generation, so now they're frantically buying TikTok.
They're putting Barry Weiss in charge of fucking ...
It's going to work out great.
I'll bet she's already out based on the town hall alone that we covered.
One of the worst things I've ever seen.
I didn't see it.
Well, you're lucky, but we covered it all.
I'm trying to stay out of most of this stuff because every time I talk to you,
I get dragged
in and I get paranoid and anxiety.
Oh, yeah.
No, you could be killed.
I mean, you saw what happened to Charlie Kirk.
Oh, no, you easily could be killed and, you know, yeah, I don't know.
Does Jimmy worry about that?
Jimmy got his phone hacked with Pegasus that time.
Yeah.
He got the Bohemian Grove thing is hilarious.
Yeah.
Because it's so funny because you could tell he's one of 12 kids because he
feels left out
of shit still in a way with things.
It's like, well, I don't know that thing.
I'm like, well, you got an opportunity.
And then you brought up that Nixon joke about Bohemian Grove.
You know that Nixon quote?
Yeah.
He goes, you heard that quote, right?
And they go, no.
They'd not heard it.
They'd not.
Come on.
And he said it.
Then they didn't laugh.
Then nobody laughed.
Let's play the recording of Nixon saying it because it's even funnier.
Hey, we're back.
Hey.
We've got an issue.
What happened?
Two podcasts in a row.
The podcast.
Yeah, we got a software glitch.
What were we just talking about?
It's an audio.
Oh, yeah.
It's a sweet audio.
But in his own voice, the faggiest damn thing I've ever seen.
From time to time, I've been there.
The San Francisco crowd.
So I think there's always been places where dudes go to get their freak on.
The lost Nixon tapes.
Here it is.
During discussion with Hiddleman and Kissinger about youth conference, annual
youth conference,
the subject turned to homosexuality and society.
As it always does.
Just give me some of this.
I want to make sure it's the right one, though.
I don't know if it is.
I mean, every quote.
Oh, this says gays are born that way?
No, this seems different.
Damian Grove, yeah.
Oh, well, Nixon was progressive.
Gays are born that way.
He's a real lady, Guga.
You know the whole Nixon getting booted from the White House story, right?
You know the Watergate story?
Fake-ass Bob Woodward?
Yeah.
Oh, my God.
How crazy is that?
Wow.
Your naval intel and your first big break is the Watergate.
How crazy is that story?
It's a complete story.
It's the template for all of the media for how long, dude?
Here it is.
Yeah.
President Richard.
It's the most faggy goddamn thing you'll ever imagine.
Boy.
It's just terrible.
Now, guess what?
From time to time.
That quote, it's the most faggy goddamn thing you could ever imagine.
You know what's funny?
Sir Cecil Rhodes, he kept saying he wanted to make bundles of men, you know,
like a bundle
of sticks of men in his round tables.
You know, a bundle of sticks is, of course, a faggot.
That's not the slur.
Right, right, right.
But the goal of Cesaros was to create secret faggots around the world.
Secret ones?
Yeah, bundles of men, fraternal organizations.
The names don't matter if you're a dumb group, whatever.
Everybody's in a stupid fucking, the Knights of the Order of some gay shit,
right?
Skull and bones.
Yeah, and look, when he's saying the f-slur like that, I don't think he just
means a little
bit of man-on-man action.
I think he's talking about the ceremonies and the dress-up.
Oh, yeah, the dress-up, the whole Renaissance fair thing.
Yeah, like that owl thing.
Like, never mind anything you heard they did, okay?
That's just nonsense talk.
But just the things you know they did.
The video that Alice Jones got.
Why are they doing that?
The video that Alice Jones got is, and he did it, by the way, back with John Ronson,
back when Alex Jones wasn't radioactive.
Yeah, I know John Ronson.
Yeah, yeah.
So Alex Jones and John Ronson sneak into Bohemian Grove.
Alex Jones filmed them.
Everybody was like, he's crazy.
He's a kook.
He's filming them doing this fucking wacky ceremony in front of Molech, the owl
god.
No, well, it's not Molech.
It isn't?
No.
What is the owl?
I mean, first of all, from what I understand, Molech is a type of sacrifice
usually to Baal,
which is like a rich man, you know.
Well, I thought that owl, the big owl.
It was not Molech ever.
Oh, which one's owl?
Molech.
I've heard the owl's called care, like that cremation of care, but it's
supposed to be
the Artemis owl, from what I understand, or Athena, Athena Artemis, the same
thing.
Doesn't have a specific name, but it's a symbol of Minerva, the Roman goddess
of wisdom,
representing the club's values.
That's what they say.
Yeah, the club's values are-
Shut up with that.
Whenever they say wisdom, that means magic shit.
Can I see an image of what that statue, large owl statue, looks like?
Oh, they make a big deal about misidentifying it as Molech.
Come on, man.
That is weird as fuck.
Okay, so what does Molech look like?
Just pull that up.
Let's find out what Molech looks like.
I think now they no longer think Molech was an actual god, and they think it
was a type
of sacrifice.
An ancient Christian- Oh, so Molech was like a bull.
That's Baal.
I mean-
That's Baal?
Well, there's a bunch of Baals.
There's Baal, Hadad, Baal, Ammon.
Okay, but which is- Is Molech and Baal connected?
Because there were all these Molech pictures showing like a bull.
Okay, so the sacrifice itself, from what I understand, a