Name: Joe Rogan Experience #2444 - Andrew Wilson
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Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Joe Rogan Experience #2444 - Andrew Wilson' from PowerfulJRE on Comedy Buff. Published 2026-01-28. Transcript available.

Joe Rogan Experience #2444 - Andrew Wilson

the joe rogan experience train by day joe rogan podcast by night all day
prove me wrong type things you know way before they changed my mind changed my
mind what does
charlie what did charlie said prove me wrong or something like that yeah it was
something akin to
that my understanding was that essentially uh tp usa ripped that idea off yeah
yeah and then
uh he would i think he feels a lot of like responsibility for what happened
with kirk
because is he the most odd what's that is he is he the most odd yeah exactly
that's so funny
i don't know let's go if you got you got kansas's number we can ask her we can
ask her kansas is
getting uh she's getting dragged on twitter today because uh she's like i've i've
lived in connecticut
i've never seen this much ice on trees and uh it's 30 degrees out and everybody's
like yeah
30 is freezing yeah yeah it's so funny it's ice on trees do you see all the
miss cleo memes
it's oh it's so funny you remember you don't remember the miss oh the psychic
yeah the psychic
they keep on putting the miss cleo memes out for candace because she's a
psychic you know that's
hilarious it is funny i think this lighter just shit the bed can i borrow that
other one thank you
yeah it's really funny well candace has painted herself into a weird corner
where everything has
to be a wild conspiracy like it has to be bridget macron's a man oh yeah erica
kirk killed charlie
it has to like one up the last one you know yeah i i was it's really funny you
came to the same
conclusion that i did so it's like i've seen those conspiracy channels come up
before and then they
they come up and they crash out and the reason is is because like for her i
think she she had the
whole like um uh she was involved with this right she was involved intricately
with with kirk she knew
him yeah and so that gave gave a lot of credibility to a lot of the things that
she was saying
but then once you start moving back into like mandela effect stuff and and yeah
you know time
travel and time travel yeah people were like ah i mean you could do that if you're
that guy if
you're art bell you know if you well you know but bell i i remember i used to
listen to bell
he's the goat oh yeah i got him up on the wall over there you remember that
intro boom boom boom
boom boom boom boom boom boom yeah so the kingdom of nye yeah yeah i remember i
remember listening to
him uh for years when i drive around with my dad yeah he was uh like it was a
big deal i remember the
very first episode i heard from him it was something about the nim it was like
what's the nim the nim
or like that's guy called in he was a time traveler all right and he came back
in time because
his whole his whole thing was like he had to stop the weather patterns from
destroying the future
because the nim an alien race of greys had come and they were heating up the
planet slowly to change
it to be the conditionals that were necessary for them to then live on the
planet and you know our bill
he's always playing into it with the lunatics you know and he's like
and does the cia currently know that you're there doing this you know
and the dude's just like uh
yeah art would give you all the rope oh yeah you can call it art i'm a werewolf
interesting
yeah oh did you ever hear the bigfoot episode no oh my god that's the funniest
episode you'll ever
hear so redneck calls into art bell and talks about how he killed bigfoot where
he buried it
and the guy has it's like i don't know if it was early trolling like before trolling
was trolling
but it was like this guy he was like yeah you know me and timmy we uh we took
him out back there
we shot him right in the chest twice and uh there was some youngins and they
spread out a little bit
and then we you know we packed up the bigfoot and buried him in the backyard
yeah and pal's just like
and you said there was youngins the bigfoot people are the weirdest
duncan trussell and i went uh hunting for bigfoot once we did this uh i used to
do this tv show for
a while called joe rogan questions everything and i'd be like all right tell me
about chemtrails you
know and i'd go meet with all the loons and all all the people that are like
really involved ufo anything
like that yeah and we went and hung out with the bigfoot people and so we went
bigfoot hunting for
like two days in the pacific northwest and talked to all these people and they're
all like the same
person i just said it's like a team of unfuckable white guys it's like that's
what you find like
these guys are just like they found their calling it's just looking for a
mystery in the woods that
you'll never solve well the there was a guy i used to have on your podcast and
he was he was huge for
a long time and i think it still is it's uh remember those missing cases right
that was that's a big
deal and i was always like anytime i heard anything about that i always was enthralled
with it because
some of the stories were demented yeah like kids appearing 500 miles away and
all this but that guy
always had you edged because people would always go what do you think is going
on
you know and what was that guy's name i can't i can't remember it but he it was
like
missing yeah four four one one one yeah missing four one one he's i've seen him
on instagram or on
twitter yeah yeah he but he got all the park records you know and he started
going through and he was
like uh there's some really weird stuff going on here for how many people are
missing in national parks
there is there is but the reality is if you die in the woods you get consumed
pretty quick
that's the reality that's why you don't find mountain lion skeletons mountain
lions are a real
thing i've never found a dead mountain lion skeleton and all the times i've
been hunting never not once
you'll find uh elk bones you know you'll find stuff like that i found some coyote
coyote skeletons
before out in the nevada desert but mountain lions are a real thing you very
very very very very rarely
find a dead mountain lion yeah and there's so many of them now think about how
few people actually go
like hiking yeah into the deep wilderness your body just gets consumed sure you
know there's so many
animals that come along rats all kinds of things eat your bones oh yeah it's a
free meal yeah it's so
easy and they can smell it for miles sure bears yeah anywhere there's wild pigs
and then it's over then
there's nothing left yeah they can smell that stuff for miles but it's like
people always want to attach
some crazy deeper weird you know ufo bigfoot meaning to it it's like no that's
you're in the wild and nature
has a whole plan for dead things and it does a really good job of oh yeah they
don't last not at
all well that's the thing if you live out in the country it's you see this all
the time uh you know
raccoon will be around getting in someone's trash they'll walk out bam raccoon's
done they just go
throw it in the bushes you know that's it that's it problem solved problem
solved and it disappears
quickly and plants consume it and yeah that's it it's true rots and things eat
it doesn't even take
that long to rot it's just pretty quick it's pretty quick you ever seen like
those time lapse photos
where they take a dead animal and they let it sit there and you watch it get
consumed by maggots and
it's very quick yeah it's these poor people that go hiking you know like if you
go hiking and you're
by yourself and you break an ankle and you're 15 miles in and you don't have a
compass and you're kind of
like roughly judging which hill you came over and there's a lot of people that
just get ahead of
themselves and they really shouldn't be that far out there and they just die
happens all the time
yeah you know so like this idea that it's like there's you could if you look at
all the data
and you try to find a pattern to it and you start imagining that there's some
grand conspiracy there's
some watcher in the woods it's consuming people some demon that's out there you
can you get pretty
kooky i think the popular theory is it's wild men oh wild men wild men oh like
humans yeah well or
some human variant that are that's what this guy this 411 guy believes i'm not
sure because he won't
say they don't he doesn't he doesn't actually give his here's what i think is
going on
but people ask him and he's like well i have my theories but he never tells you
actually what the
theories are interesting i wonder why he doesn't want to tell maybe that's why
he's not more popular
if he just came out with it like candace yeah maybe it'd be huge yeah like
those guys that used
to be in the 90s who were saying that we were going underground and killing the
nephilim oh yeah
those guys were great they're going down and it's like god man and they were
giants they had three
rows of teeth and their special forces are going down there and taking them out
yeah there's a whole group of people that believe that there's underground
creatures
that live underground and come out at night and there's always been cryptids
yeah whatever they are
you know people some people think the greys live underground you know there's
like there's not a lot of
mystery left you know outside of places like the amazon the congo that are
super deep to get to
not a whole lot of mystery left in terms of life maybe ocean depths yeah ocean
depths for sure
that's like the whole new unexplored frontier right is ocean depths yeah say
any time i turn on the
tv it's like uh look at this crazy creature i'm like that doesn't exist and i
look it up i'm like
wait that it exists i saw one the other day i tweeted out i was like mandela
effect has to be real it
was a it's called a siberian mule deer have you ever seen a siberian mule deer
no they have fangs oh
right i i have seen a fang deer i forget what they call it apparently that's
the uh you know do you
know what elk ivories are yeah yeah that's it used to be like a tusk like way
way back in the day it's
so retarded looking dude yeah the fang deer yeah they're weird it's very
strange yeah i wonder what
they were there for yeah well there's i found a video because i was like no way
dude these things
exist i thought i was being memed you know so look and this thing is real so i
found a video of them
fighting and they use those things as weapons oh that makes sense that's the
only thing that makes sense
like gorillas the gorillas don't eat meat yeah they have these massive fangs
yeah you know it's nature's
weird so much variation you know there's so many different types of life it's
and that the fact that
they all sort of synchronize like this one eats that one and that one eats this
one and this one he lives
there and that one lives it's like it's very fascinating when you really look
at the just a wide variety of
species that exist well most people don't know anything about it like most
people have never
we live in such a comfortable world that is completely guarded from everything
that's out there
and it's like if people had a taste of out there yeah i think that the world
view of many many people
would change very quickly especially feminists i think that feminists would
immediately stop being
feminist if they just had a taste of like well you know people you actually did
have to shut themselves
up at night from wolves yeah that was a real thing wolves would come in and eat
you and so you would
shut yourself in so that that didn't happen well that's gone so far the other
way that
fucking retards are bringing wolves into places yeah i know it is so dumb you
know i have a good friend
didn't they take it over like in in yellowstone or someplace they reintroduced
wolves and it just
decimated the deer population the elk population but that's actually arguable
that that might have been a
good thing um in some ways because it was getting to elk need natural predators
and mountain lions can
only kill so many elk yeah um but what's really interesting is mountain lions
kill way more elk when
wolves are around because the wolves find the mo