Name: Cat Person: Waiter
Uploaded: 2009-05-01T20:44:42.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Cat Person: Waiter' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2009-05-01. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Cat Person: Waiter' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2009-05-01. Transcript available.

this place is really nice Hank thank you for taking me yeah so no it's nice to
treat yourself every once in a while I'm very sorry for the wait good evening
madam good evening miss miss you good evening
before I tell you about their specials maybe I could get you something from the
bar we both like some water to start yeah we have bottled steel we have
sparkling or perhaps I could just run the shower for a moment and let you drink
the water the water that accumulates at the bottom of the tub is that some
could
drink the shower water yeah I think sparkling would be good okay I'll have a
red wine please very good house red and fair you yeah you know I could them I
could see if the chef has something in the cream family it would bring me some
half
and half or maybe see if we have the heavy cream heavy cream that we cook with
I
don't know I don't know if you're celebrating something tonight and want to
splurge on the heavy cream we're not celebrating could the pour that in a
shallow bowl for you shallow sorcerer something that you could get at easily
getting milk all over your whiskers look silly red wine two red wines okay
one glass and one sauce in a glass okay two glasses okay it's just the class is
not
really good for a lapping the little laps with the tongue slow transfer of
liquid
through the cusped tongue glass okay a little bit about our menu it pretty much
broken down into small plates and entrey it's not really broken into dry and
wet food
section that's that's fine some of the foods are dry some are wet if you like I
can ask the chef if he could perhaps mix some of the wet with the dry some of
the
wet food in the dry food together I hear that is here that is good you know I
think I'm
gonna have the sir line actually medium rare the snap peas the endive salad to
start and
and if you have room we'll have the table side bananas foster for dessert
please
okay check out fancy feast over here