Name: Romano Sings: Live
Uploaded: 2009-08-30T23:38:33.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Romano Sings: Live' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2009-08-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Romano Sings: Live' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2009-08-30. Transcript available.

find out. Let's welcome Ray Romano.
Yeah!
I live in Queens, so easy for me to be here. Thank you!
That horse, you guys, sounds too much like me.
No, Ray.
Why are you at the greatest concert ever? I gotta ask.
My manager, Rory Rosegarden, told me...
Only I like the Rory Rosegarden Irvin's...
I'm trying to branch out, you know, so...
We just did Ice Age 2, right?
Yeah, those...
Are those sarcastic claps? It's a good film, Dennis Leary.
Promoting the Ice Age 2, Ice Age 1 is on Blu-Ray,
and, uh, Season 9 also.
Yeah, but what about you coming out here and singing? What's going on?
Well, I have a lot of free time. I have twin boys, a lovely family.
I play Carnegie Hall, but I have a lot of free time now.
And, uh, music is, uh, the universal language, so...
Alright, what you got for us tonight?
I thought I'd play a song.
I guess we'll find out.
I love that play.
You want a pick?
Yeah!
I don't have a strap!
I'm a comedian, I don't do this.
It's hard for me.
You can use this one, but I don't know if you're used to it.
It could be too weird, I could sing in one key.
My twin boys told me this was a good one, so...
I don't like you moving over there.
I was trying not to take focus, but, uh, you fixed that.
I was backstage, I thought you were Todd Barry.
Oh, yeah.
Alright!
Somebody's hiding!
I've been drinking.
Strap in my icebox, somebody's cold wine, giving me chills, close the icebox.
Season 9, Blu-ray, close my eyes!
Oh yeah!
Okay!
Feels really, really good inside!
I should've bought a strap.
Millions and millions of dollars!
Season 8, also in blue rice.
Alright!
Flip on the telly!
Wrestle with Jimmy!
Ha ha ha ha!
Some fancy motherly!
Ha ha ha ha!
Behind my back!
The bottle is ready...
to break!
Say it ain't so alone, your drug is a life taker!
Say it ain't so alone, your love season 2 on Blu-ray!
Rich, dear daddy, I'll write you in spite of years of silence!
You cleaned up, found Jesus!
Things are good!
Oh, so I hear this bottle of Stephen's awakens ancient feelings!
My father, stepfather, the blood is drowning in the SUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!
Season 3 is also available!
Season 3 is also available as a life-maker!
Say it so!
Feel like this piece about 45 seconds!
Thank you!
I'll take two!
Everybody loves Raymond, but not as much as the Lord loves all of you.
And you will bow down before the King of Queens!
I thought he was great!
Good songs, good tone, great rock and roll!
What the fuck is Blu-ray?
Well, Blu-ray, it makes everything better.
It makes that show funnier, I guess, on Blu-ray.
You can see it better.
Blu-ray is when he pulls his dick out.
Oh, alright!
It's a good one, Johnny!
It's a good one, Johnny!
It's a good one, Johnny!
It's a good one, Johnny!
It's a good one!
It's a good one, Johnny!
It's a good one!