Name: Gabbing With Allison Williams
Uploaded: 2013-10-30T11:07:23.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Gabbing With Allison Williams' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-10-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Gabbing With Allison Williams' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-10-30. Transcript available.

I love gals. I really, I'm a gal kind of fella. You know what I mean? What I
mean is I love
gabbing with gals, gabbing like gals, and I thought it would be fun to gab with
one of my
absolute favorite gals, Allison Williams. She plays Marnie on the show Girls,
so she is a girl,
but she's also a gal, and I thought it would be fun to gab with her because I
love gabbing
with gals. Let's just run the clip. Can I tell you somebody asked me what the
Pete
Holmes show was about recently? How did you describe it? I said it's about four
young
girls living in Manhattan and Brooklyn trying to figure it out. And did they
say, it's not
for me? They said, great, because they had no idea who I was. They're like,
there's a couple
girls on the couch. I don't normally eat this stuff, but it's really good. I
only eat this
kind of stuff. Really? You don't know that because I don't have a podcast. You
listen to
my podcast. I do, religiously. Which means you know a lot about me. Yeah, I do.
But these people
don't know a lot about me. Can you tell them anything personal you know about
me? Really?
Yeah. He freely provides the information of his therapist. Yep. What's his name?
Dr. Gary Penn.
Dr. Gary Penn. His book is available now. It's available. Your mom is too
supportive.
Your dad is not supportive enough. This is all shit you say. How old was I when
I lost my virginity?
Oh, it was six pumps? Is that right? How many pumps was it?
Six pumps. Six pumps. You were, uh, eight, uh, 21? 21. 21. Uh, you were married
for six
years? Yep. Um. Very good. Good or creepy? We'll decide at the end. Oh, why did
we get
divorced? She had an affair? With a man named? Oh, I don't know that. Rocco.
But you do
hope she sees all the photos for this show. So if you're watching, he's doing
so well. Whoops.
Would you like me more if I talked in a Boston accent? Yeah. Boston accent. I
kind of said Boston.
Boston. Boston. Boston. Boston. Boston. Boston. It's wider-o? It's wider. Wider?
Wider. Chowder?
Yeah. Give me a- give me a box of chowder to go. A box? You're just a leaking
crab. All right.
Give me a box of chowder to go. My mother's sick and she wants her box of chowder.
What are you
crazy? My mother's sick. She wants some box of chowder? Look, she's got
dementia and she
asked for a box of chowder. And if I don't bring her a box, don't you yell at
me. Put it in a
box. I don't give a shit what kind of box. But, sir, it'll fall at the bottom.
you.
Here's a question for you. Hmm? Ugh. Men. Right? Ugh. Right. I was terrible at
answering
that. No, you weren't. I think I was. Ready? Yeah. Here's a question for you.
Ugh. Men.
Right? Oh, we were going to do it again.
Thank you.