Name: Sexy Halloween Costumes for Men
Uploaded: 2013-10-30T11:11:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sexy Halloween Costumes for Men' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-10-30. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Sexy Halloween Costumes for Men' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-10-30. Transcript available.

let me be honest for a second I'm really into gender equality I don't know
about you I'm into
it within reason I'm kidding fully I'm fully into gender equality but I am
tired of girls
getting all the sexy Halloween costumes have you noticed that it's much more
fun for the
ladies because they can really whore it up for one night and I feel left out I
want some sexy
sexy costumes for men so I can be I'm a fella that likes to you know sex it up
I didn't know what
that's my set I like to sex it up it's not working so good for old Petey so
what I did was I created a
line of costumes that I think women will find very attractive for this year's
sexy Halloween costumes
for men
get ready to get moist
up first ladies and gentlemen we have confident zombie
and this self-assured guy wants to take a bite out of life and your torso
thanks confident zombie
for your consideration a twist on an old classic good with kids
Dracula yeah
regular Dracula is a creepy old bachelor who lives alone in an empty castle
wearing capes to dinner
that's weird but just add a kid to the costume all of a sudden your dad
material
yeah up next everybody one of my favorites this is actual doctor
that's sure to do it for the ladies dressing up like a doctor is fun sure but
really what you're
telling women is wouldn't it be crazy if I were smart and successful lol but
sorry fellas this costume
the costume isn't sold in stores they give it to you after seven grueling years
of med school
but it's worth it for all the butts you get to put your finger in
and finally ladies and gentlemen it's the toilet paper mummy who puts the seat
down and always replaces the roll by putting it on the actual bar not just
placing it on top of the empty roll
this guy understands that it takes two seconds to let your spouse know you give
a shit after you take one this is one deuce you're not going to want to drop
and that's sexy Halloween costumes for men everybody