Name: Deepak Chopra Analyzes Kanye Lyrics
Uploaded: 2013-11-08T04:16:41.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Deepak Chopra Analyzes Kanye Lyrics' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-11-08. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Deepak Chopra Analyzes Kanye Lyrics' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-11-08. Transcript available.

Hello.
Hi.
How's life?
How is life?
Can I ask you a follow-up?
What is life?
Life is an
incurable, sexually
transmitted condition.
No cure.
I didn't say disease.
I said condition. Condition.
Herpes...
a disease.
You are a doctor.
Life is a condition.
I feel like we were talking about this a little bit
during the break. There's some people,
myself included, I just can't
accept this. That's my big question
is what is this?
What is happening? I'm looking
at you. I'm sitting here.
We're filming it. What is this all about?
Well, according to
Sir Arthur Eddington, one of the greatest
scientists in the world,
something unknown is doing
we don't know what.
Hey, Deepak?
f***ing A.
That's why they called me
Deep-puck.
Deep-puck?
Deep-puck.
Deep-puck.
That's kind of the sound Bill the Cat
from Bloom County made.
No, it's R is infinity
and K is the point.
I think we all knew
that K was the point.
Local and...
Man, you get it.
Yes, you do.
I'm legit a big, big fan.
Are you aware that you're in a Kanye West song?
I was just listening to it.
Who is he?
Is that...
Is that the ultimate expression of transcendence
when you don't even know who Kanye West is?
Is he a priest?
Sort of.
He's a minister of beats and rhymes.
He's a rap man.
Yes, yes, yes, yes.
Kanye said, "Pussy had...
Pussy had me floatin' feel like Deepak Chopra."
I think he's referring to Schrodinger's cat.
You know about that, right?
What is it? Scat?
Schrodinger's cat.
Shorty does scat?
No, Schrodinger.
He was a quantum physicist.
Schrodinger.
Oh, Schrodinger.
You know?
And he spoke about the cat being dead and alive,
so that's his pussy.
So, Kanye, if you're watching,
that's your pussy.
Dead and alive.
And alive at the same time.
Both dead and alive.
Yeah.
It's also called complementarity.
I think I understand.
Good.
A wave and a particle.
Sacred and profane.
There we go.
Up and down.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
Hot and cold.
Right, sure.
I love that you're really dumbing this down for me.
Ice cream and I dropped my ice cream.
Sure.
Yeah.
I think I understand.