Name: Quotables: #2
Uploaded: 2013-11-19T08:48:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Quotables: #2' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-11-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Quotables: #2' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-11-19. Transcript available.

so I love quotes especially the lesser-known ones and I'd like to share
some of those with you in one of my favorite segments that we call quotables
oh let's look at this first one this is quote I just scored blow that's
attributed to a composer for the movie blow some of you thought it was cocaine
he bought some of you thought it meant I just bought some cocaine these are
street terms
let's look at this next one quote I've got Georgia on my mind that's a real one
from Ray Charles ah quote who the is Georgia that's Ray Charles's wife
trouble they're having trouble this one is very stupid quote our bees that is a
pirate getting attacked by yellow jackets in a roast beef restaurant okay
because
something a pirate might say and also he's in a I wrote that one I how did that
get in I wrote it quote these improv classes are really starting to pay off
that's a guy who just robbed everyone in his improv class the first time that's
ever been said
well hey small note um can you make the dots not taste like shit that's Pac-Man
complaining to the inventor of Pac-Man just not necessary give him a light
flavor well the
question my friend is blowing in the wind anyone have a guess it's Bob Dylan on
Jeopardy was your guests funnier if it was just stick with that quote walk
past the snowshoes and make a right at the framed picture of elf if you see
mr. peanut you've gone too far that's just a waiter at TGI Friday's giving
directions to the bathroom ladies go left at the picture of that quote but then
what
did I just do that one is a post-coital Aquaman learning there's no such thing
as
mermaids
it's just something that's quadibles everyone