Name: Jeff Garlin Teaches Pete How to Do The Perfect Spit Take
Uploaded: 2013-11-19T09:16:28.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jeff Garlin Teaches Pete How to Do The Perfect Spit Take' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-11-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jeff Garlin Teaches Pete How to Do The Perfect Spit Take' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-11-19. Transcript available.

Can you believe I'm here I can Wow can I tell you something yeah this is our 51
year old parties yeah you're having this is this is my water that I keep back
stage oh you do I just I love this so no one knows it certainly doesn't rhyme
with Houghton smelly I was really hoping for a spit take you know I've ever
done
I think I've done one a spit take yeah after it'd be a comedian it's get
comedian
school I had a spit you wait I got a C in spit take it was it was not I've
never
done one will you do one a spit take yeah I'll try all right let's go whatever
will you show me how to do it yeah you say it you're saying it like you're grizzled
now I just want to say if by some chance this is not in the five minutes yeah
ends up on the air who
people are gonna go he peed on himself but like a sad amount not even a man's
you're not a man's
What are you saying? Everything you're saying is so shocking. What if I only
did spit take?
Spit take. Spit take. Spit take comedian. Yeah, yeah. Yeah. I was like, Garland,
best in the business.
Old people look like raisins. Are you kidding me? Old people look like raisins.
What are you saying?
I could just keep doing that. You could. I would be happy. I know. Yeah, yeah.
You see that? You're good to go with everything.
Well, that's our thing, Jeff. That's why we won't. You know, the thing is, I
don't know if the show is good yet.
Yeah, we don't know. No, no, no. You're great. Well. The show will.
You are, you are doing what you're supposed to be doing. You are great at this.
I love you.
And you are, he's perfect. Come on. He is awesome.
- No, no, no. I don't know. - I am here by choice, because truly, I would have
waited till your next pickup and there's more viewers.
- Yeah. - If I... No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no. If I didn't... Shut up.
If I didn't know you and I was like, who watches what? What is this show?
- Yeah. - But the show will find its groove, you know? - Yeah, sure. - Then it'll
come to you. Like, everything will come to you.
- Well, your former roommate told me that just be yourself. You were... - My
former roommate told... I told him to be, yes.
- Yeah, Conan... - I told him to be actually a little like Molly Ringwald.
- You told... - Conan was my roommate. And when he was doing... When he got the
gig, I said, "Just be like Molly Ringwald. You're good."
- Vaguely erotic? - Vaguely erotic!
- I find... -
Do you find Molly... You know, she was in The Breakfast Club.
- I know exactly who she is! I referenced her.
-
I thought maybe you sometimes say celebrities as a cry for help. Like, please
tell me who they are.
- Oh, no, no. - Yeah.
- By the way, also, again, the compliment thing. - Yeah.
- You want me here every week, I'm here. - You son of a... I love you.
- Someone falls out, boom. - I love it. I love it so much.
- Only last minute. I will... I will do this show till the end of time. I'm
thrilled to be here.