Name: Pete Meets Olympic Bobsledder Lolo Jones
Uploaded: 2013-11-26T08:49:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pete Meets Olympic Bobsledder Lolo Jones' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-11-26. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pete Meets Olympic Bobsledder Lolo Jones' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2013-11-26. Transcript available.

so you may have noticed that i've been hanging out with a lot of olympic
hopefuls if you've
been watching the show uh certainly more than the average american uh sorry but
it says on the card
pause for laugh so i and one of my favorite people to sit down with was lolo jones
you
might know her as a track and field star but she's also on the u.s. bobsled
team and she's
a virgin i found out still even i mean i i tried my best let's watch
i am sitting here with oh my goodness it's lola jones and she is an american
record holder
bobsledder and track and field person for track and field no i'm gonna just say
both oh yeah you
merged both my careers you you merged my best stats with track with bobsled
which made me seem like an
incredible bobsledder which is awesome don't edit do you remember the first
thing i said to you last
night it was awkward yeah the whole conversation was awkward just like this
interview only the best
do you remember the first question i said though oh no i said why are you so
tan oh yeah that's right
how could i forget that because i was like on a roll with these jokes i know
and then you said
i said it's because i said it's because i'm black
that actually happened and then i said you should just replay because that's
that doesn't sound just
be like hey why are you so just replay you just do it now yeah like the wind's
watching
just that just recreate it yeah i recreate the scene hey are you black no
you're dark darker than i have really nice tan that's how i say it oh right you
have a nice tan
all right thanks it's it's because i'm black yeah sorry can you wait for me to
get the punchline
gosh who's who's who's the comedian yeah you okay sorry oh i also said oh you're
the virgin
yes you did that was awkward too it was all for you not for me i mean i was
like okay what's the
next i mean what are you more excited about winning the gold or losing the v
card
what a horror
is lolo your real name absolutely not what is it my real name is lori it's my
mother's name but
oh it's beautiful lori's a great man yeah that's great rap name lolo but then
the only thing that
rhymes with lolo is yolo and rollo and lolo palooza you're forgetting one thing
that starts
with a h homo another that's going to but another one homosexual ho ho cupcakes
come on man where's
your head ho ho cupcakes yeah people are calling you a ho ho those aren't your
friends you dated
a twitter follower how'd that go uh which one we talking about here you did
that more than
once so you're just left and right sure i'm free whatever it's not like they're
just strangers and i
haven't gone on a twitter date in actually a while um and then um the one i
went on was a baseball
player so it's not like he was you know just not anybody i could find out
information on like
were there a lot of i'm gonna get to home base jokes
what is your basis that's a good like yeah what is your first base like a firm
what i'm confused
though what is third base i know first is what is that allowed on tv oh my god
isn't it good enough to know that you're the best in your heart do we really
need a medal
you just washed away everything i've worked for in one sentence i need to end
this interview now
well i want to thank lolo jones lolo you are a true delight and i wish you the
best of luck
at the games this year thank you for taking the time thank you for having me
this jacket's tight so i can't get my armor on you first face first first lolo
base
thanks so much appreciate it
be sure to follow lolo on twitter if only for the chance to ask her out not a
lot of late night
hotes explaining third base on the air that's that's not common