Name: Chris D'Elia And Pete Like A Particular Lady Stink
Uploaded: 2014-03-14T18:07:35.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chris D'Elia And Pete Like A Particular Lady Stink' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-03-14. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Chris D'Elia And Pete Like A Particular Lady Stink' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-03-14. Transcript available.

I like a lady that's like this like sir I don't know this is maybe gross but
like if she worked out like five hours ago and didn't shower Chris we're in
this is what I'm talking about this is why the show exists is to have this
conversation conversations like this I'm completely with you if the way a girl
smells oh okay good you know I'm with you yeah is bad to you right that's a
pheromone yes I don't come down you know it's not okay you somebody else might
really like that like a friend a French guy would probably like that or yeah to
you and your chemistry she smells great to someone else it might smell like yes
seagull I get it and guess what if you have sex with a girl like that and have
a kid it will be a bad kid have you ever smelled yourself and really gross I'm
always like it's me it's all right it smells like an Italian deli but I like it
dude can I even say even when you're going number two you're like oh my god
you're but you're kind of like you could pick your own fart out of a lineup I
was
next to a woman that was eating a burrito in the movies which is a bad choice
did
they sell them at the or did you put it in the purse this woman smuggled it she
smuggled it and she took it out and it was real smell that smelled a lot
everybody
could smell it right but then she ate it and then you couldn't smell it anymore
but
that's weird because the burrito is still there Chris it's in there it's just
in a
human igloo cooler and you know like during the third act of prisoners or
whatever you're watching you're gonna get a little visit you're gonna get it a
little bit
that's why farts are so gross they're just like you just open the safety
deposit boxes
yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah or the fridge and you know you have some bad cold
cuts
well you're like and and then you and then you're just because you know it's
coming and then you start to smile again you're like no you cut out to the
world I know voices because I just love your British so much can you teach me
how
to do a bet I think I'm being completely serious you got a great British accent
I
think you're being nice thank you sometimes British people will be like you
know that's really it's really good you got it you know I think I was like you're
just being nice you know you know I can't do it you can't do it not like that I
don't
know just start with that it's less of a face thing though you're just going
like all right you're doing like a cockney I go like hi mate like hi cheers
yeah love
your special yeah cheers all right hey thanks want to go down to tanks thanks
thanks not
thanks thanks oh that's Irish different thing points no well if you're talking
about tanks like actual tanks like a few diving in a lot you know not shoot
people shit it's not big cannons or whatever yeah how do you feel about your
cannon you said you know it's a good size
little uh dinners oh yeah that's why you know they they would never call it a
penis that they would make up a name for it bangers and mash yeah what are you
talking about my willy my bits and pieces my Greg Kinnear whatever it's my
Kinnear Kinnear you want my Kinnear in your ear dear and then all of a sudden
British rap this is so funny you're you're one of the funniest people I know
likewise man thanks for being here crystalia or his drag act crystalia yep
you