Name: Audience Overshare #2
Uploaded: 2014-04-10T12:59:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Audience Overshare #2' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-04-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Audience Overshare #2' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-04-10. Transcript available.

so i am a big believer that it's not healthy to keep anything inside if you can
laugh at things
that you're embarrassed about you have nothing to be ashamed of i really
believe that so in this
next segment i'm going to read an overshare from an audience member and they're
going to read an
overshare from me for a real segment with real things that we call audience
overshare
let's welcome our first uh audience overshare this is brooke citron everybody
brooke
hey brooke hello how are you i'm great you are great do you get a lot of like
citron vodka
i do i do i do a lot of i always say citron like the vodka i haven't heard that
a million times
it's great to be here next time someone says you get a lot of citron vodka
jokes you should go
absolutely good yours was yours was funnier thanks for coming seriously uh so
honestly brooke thank
you for playing uh this is mine and i will uh i'm gonna read yours this is uh
brooke's real overshare
i still wear clothing that i bought when i was in seventh grade yes that
includes bras
yeah that happened if you could see a graph it would just be a line yeah it's
actually
somebody's out there making boob graphs like does anyone have a ruler
uh just like my brother yeah do i really yeah you do this joke like against the
wall
oh he calls you flat yeah he's an asshole good save i think you're lovely brooke
why don't you read
my overshare okay when i visit home my mother wakes me up for church by opening
my bedroom door
without knocking laying on the bed and singing hymns
okay that's worse no it's not it's way worse
okay i'll take it thank you so much brooke that's brooke citron everybody thank
you
this uh this next over share is named caylyn hall everybody let's welcome caylyn
hall
hi how are you good how are you nice to meet you nice to meet you so here's my
overshare
here you go i feel that it's easier to overshare if we talk about something banal
up top is it banal
this is caylyn's uh overshare everybody one time at a halloween maze i punched
a small
i punched a small child in the face because he jumped out at me dressed as an
evil clown
caylyn uh we're gonna have to rename this segment heroes of humanity
because that demon child you don't know what's coming at you i didn't because
if there was a
place like a real demon were to go to be like ah sweet pickums it would be like
a halloween themed maze
yes you did the right thing thank you thank you uh so why don't you read mine
when i was little
i was always filling my own butt like in class i couldn't stop filling my own
butt
it's like a lava lamp in my pants
okay thank you so much really appreciate it kaylyn thanks for meeting you for
punching
the punch in the face i feel my butt she'll punch in the face