Name: 4 AM Thoughts With Ray Romano
Uploaded: 2014-06-03T10:35:15.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video '4 AM Thoughts With Ray Romano' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-06-03. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video '4 AM Thoughts With Ray Romano' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2014-06-03. Transcript available.

so I'm awake right now this is a awake Pete but there's a whole nother Pete he's
middle of the
night Pete and that guy thinks of some very random stuff right around 4 a.m.
luckily I
found a home for all those thoughts in a segment we call 4 a.m. thoughts
should have went to Disneyland ever since I was a kid I always wanted to work
with Ray
Romano is it weird that this is exactly how I pictured it
well what's weird is I've had this dream before I wake up turn over and see
what I would look like if I were a lesbian
kangaroos hold baby kangaroos in their pouch but what if there's an even
smaller kangaroo in the baby kangaroos pouch how far does it go
I wonder if I could beat up Brad Garrett he's about half a foot taller than me
but come on that goofy bastard would never see it coming
why do they call it a bathroom when all it needs to have is a toilet
should I be taking a bath in my toilet
I killed a spider in my house the other day I didn't have to kill it but he saw
me masturbating
funny funny cuz it's true
people complain that Barbie is too skinny but she probably doesn't eat very
much because she doesn't
have to have a butthole
the show is called everybody loves Raymond but isn't it more important that
Raymond love Raymond
thank you Ray Romano everybody
thank you Ray Romano everybody
thank you Ray Romano everybody