Name: Quotables: Part 3
Uploaded: 2017-05-02T19:24:32.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Quotables: Part 3' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Quotables: Part 3' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-02. Transcript available.

So I love quotes, especially the lesser-known ones, and I'd like to share some
of those with you in one of my favorite segments that we call Quotables.
Now, let's look at this first one. This is, quote, I just scored blow.
That's attributed to a composer for the movie Blow.
Some of you thought it was cocaine. Some of you thought it meant I just bought
some cocaine. These are street terms.
Let's look at this next one. Quote, I've got Georgia on my mind. That's a real
one from Ray Charles.
Quote, who the f*** is Georgia? That's Ray Charles' wife.
Trouble. They're having trouble.
This one is very stupid. Quote,
Arr, bees!
That is a pirate getting attacked by yellow jackets in a roast beef restaurant.
Okay.
Because something a pirate might say, and also he's in a...
I wrote that one.
How did that get in? I wrote it.
Quote, these improv classes are really starting to pay off.
That's a guy who just robbed everyone in his improv class.
It's the first time that's ever been said.
Quote, hey, uh, small note, um, can you make the dots not taste like shit?
That's Pac-Man complaining to the inventor of Pac-Man.
It's just not necessary. Give him a light flavoring.
Quote, the question, my friend, is blowing in the wind.
Anyone have a guess?
It's Bob Dylan on Jeopardy.
Was your guess funnier?
If it was, just stick with that.
Quote, walk past the snowshoes and make a right at the framed picture of Alf.
If you see Mr. Peanut, you've gone too far.
That's just a waiter at TGI Friday's giving directions to the bathroom.
Ladies, though, laughed at the picture of Alf.
Quote, but then what did I just do?
That one is a post-coital Aquaman learning there's no such thing as mermaids.
It just something.
That's Quietables, everyone.
That's Quietables, everyone.