Name: Pete And Jeff Garlin Prank Michael Moore
Uploaded: 2017-05-02T19:24:43.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pete And Jeff Garlin Prank Michael Moore' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-02. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Pete And Jeff Garlin Prank Michael Moore' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2017-05-02. Transcript available.

I want to talk, let's call Michael Moore.
Oh, let's do that!
Yeah, all right, so dial him up, maybe he'll answer.
We do that, well, let's set it up.
Pete and I, you know, you found out I was friends with Michael Moore.
Yes.
And then Michael Moore and I have a comedy festival in February.
Yes.
You're all invited.
And it's in Traverse City, Michigan.
Yeah.
So get there on your own.
Yeah.
But if you say I was at Pete's taping, I'll hook you up.
And by that, he means he'll raft you across the river you have to take to get
to Traverse City.
The guy taking the tickets is a grizzly bear.
All right, anyhow.
So I told you, I...
And then he's done it for Michael Moore.
Michael Moore loves it.
I love doing the impression.
So this is Michael Moore narrating any of his films.
It's basically just this.
The plant shut down that day.
My dad...
My dad worked at GM for 40 years until they built a robot and replaced him.
And the robot was built by Al-Qaeda.
That's all it takes.
No, but he may not be there.
We'll try.
There.
It doesn't say his number, so he's safe.
Your call has been forwarded to the genetic voice message system.
I'm going to leave my message.
Michael.
It's not available.
We know it's you.
Go ahead.
Please record your message.
You leave the message.
When you have finished recording, you may hang up or press 1 for more options.
It was the summer of 1971.
And my dad had just gotten a job until he was replaced by a man sent by George
W. Bush.
I'm so nervous leaving him a message.
Why?
He loves your thing.
Hi, Michael.
It's your dad.
He will know it's you.
He'll know it's me.
Yeah, okay.
Now it just got quiet.
And we're both okay with that.
By the way, let me tell you something.
It is one of the greatest things that you can do for anyone, and that's have a
lull.
Yeah, allow a lull.
Lulls are fantastic.
Lull it up.
Lull it up.
Lull the palooza.
Embrace the lull, and it shows you're confident.
It's a fun time.
I'm pro-lull.
I'm pro-lull.
Yeah.
Let's just suck it up, the lull.
Let's go.
The path to an LOL is paved with a lull.
So a lull comes from a lull.
True.
It's like if Dr. Seuss never died.
I thought you were going to spit.
Well, I have to have water in my mouth to do it.
You have to time it perfect.
Go ahead.
By the way, you know, you didn't take the class of comedy at comedy college,
which was setting
up to spit takes.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
And they have people in there, like, spit takes happening, but you have, there's
a certain,
you know, you gotta wait.
Yeah, you can't go to the well too many times.
Koreans.
You can't go to the well too many times.
You can't go to the well too many times.
You can't go to the well too many times.
You can't go to the well too many times.
You can't go to the well too many times.
You can't go to the well too many times.
You can't go to the well too many times.
You can't go to the well too many times.
You can't go to the well too many times.
You can't go to the well too many times.
You can't go to the well too many times.