Name: Samm Levine | You Made It Weird
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Samm Levine | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-13. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Samm Levine | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-07-13. Transcript available.

Samm Levine | You Made It Weird

You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird. Oh, yeah.
You made it weird. You made it weird. Yes, you did. You made it weird. Oh, yeah.
You made it weird. With Pete Holmes. You made it weird. Yes, you did. You made
it weird.
What's happening, weirdos? Another wonderful Weirdo Wednesday here with Sam Levine
from
Freaks and Geeks. Freaky Geeky, as I like to call it. Also just a delightful
human being
and a wonderful podcast guest filled with wonderful stories, jokes, attitudes,
anecdotes,
altitudes. He's great. Let's get to it as quickly as possible. Not too much to
plug up top here.
I do have a monthly Largo show if you're in the Los Angeles area and want to
see me do stand-up.
The last one, the day this came out, so the show would have been yesterday, had
Bill Burr,
Spill Burr. Come on, Bill Burr. Incredible. Always, always, always, always
great. Go to
P-O-L-L-A dot com and look for Pete Holmes living at Largo. Hope to see those
shows. It's always awesome
to have weirdos out there. And I have a couple other live dates coming up. I'm
going to be in
Montreal for the Just for Laughs Fest. We're going to be doing a live podcast
there. And I'm also going
to be at the Just for Laughs Fest in Cancun, Mexico, November 2 through 6th of
this year. Go to
Pollen, P-O-L-L-L-E-N dot C-O for more on that. That's going to be fun. We'll
also be doing live
podcasts at that as well. And if you like the show, why not show some support
and try one of the Pete's
picks like MeUndies. What MeUndies am I wearing? Blue plaid. Blue plaid MeUndies.
Let me ask you
something. Are you still trying to make plans with you this summer? As if you
aren't booked and busy
already, you're going to have to tell them to try again in the fall. You've got
pool days,
pride parades, bachelor parties, and beach vacations waiting for you. It's a
lot. But
thankfully, MeUndies wants to make this summer the most comfortable one you'll
never forget. Because
when you're living your best life, the last thing you want to worry about is
butt sweat. A butt sweat.
Hashtag butt sweat. I heard about MeUndies on another podcast years ago. And
Valerie and I
both did a complete underwear and loungewear overhaul. My PJ pants, my undies.
I love the
colorful prints. I don't go for the plain ones. I go for the colorful fun ones
because I'm a colorful
fun guy. And I haven't looked back. I absolutely love them. So when you're
comfy and feeling good,
you know you're more present to enjoy all of your summer plans. It's like
science or something.
MeUndies has the lightest and most breathable fabrics to keep you cool and
comfortable wherever
you go. I can attest to that. It's a very breathable undie. From undies, bralettes,
and socks to loungewear
and swimwear, you can find something for all your plans. MeUndies also releases
new prints all the
time like their limited edition pride collection. You can match with your
partner, your friends,
or even your dog. Find your ultimate summer comfort in sizes extra small to 4XL.
And MeUndies has a
great offer for weirdos for any first time purchasers. You get 15% off for a
limited time. If you sign up
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guarantee, go to
MeUndies.com slash weird. That's MeUndies.com slash weird and show your support
of this show.
Second up, it's been a Pete's pick for the longest time. It is alpha brain.
Alpha brain is a new
a tropic, new a tropic, new a tropic, which is basically a vitamin for your
brain. It's like fish
food for your noggin. It helps with memory. It helps with focus. In my personal
experience, it helps
very much with creativity. Whenever I'm doing a podcast like this one, or I'm
guesting on someone
else's podcast, if I'm writing a script, if I'm doing standup, or if I'm just
going out to a party, and I
want to have full access to my brain, I just take two or three alpha brain 15
minutes beforehand. It is
not a stimulant. It's probably the thing I turn on people to the most just in
my regular life, because
they see me taking it. I was shooting something today. I popped a couple in
that were in my pocket. People
always go, what is that? They want to know. And I tell them, it's not a stimulant.
It's not like
caffeine. It doesn't get you all jacked up. It just gives your brain the earth
grown nutrition,
earth grown nutrition that it needs to function. And what wouldn't be better in
your life if your brain
worked a little bit better? I don't understand why all people aren't just
taking this. It's made my
life so much better. And if you want to try it to see if you like it, if you
like it one 10th as much
as I do, you're going to shit your pants. Go to on it.com slash weird, you'll
get 10% off everything
you see on that page, including alpha brain. I like it in the instant powder,
which is flavored. I also
like it in the pills. Sometimes I just pour the powder directly into my mouth
because it gets into
my blood faster. That's how much I love it. So go to on it.com slash weird,
show your support of the
show and see if it'll change your life like it did to me. Last but not least
Everlane. Boom.
I didn't even plan this. I'm wearing my Everlane everyday, just classic gray
sweatshirt. I love
Everlane. They make some of the best looking, best fitting, highest quality
clothing I've ever owned
in my life. And I love, love, love how transparent they are with their factory
practices. They're very
ethical. They're very moral, beautiful company. And also they're very careful
when it comes to plastic
because you may be careful about the plastic you use in everyday life. I know a
lot of us are,
but it's easy to overlook the plastic from synthetic materials in our closets.
Everlane has made it 90%
of the way to having no new plastics in their entire apparel, footwear and
packaging supply chain. And
to combat that last 10% that currently doesn't have quality alternatives, they've
created the Next
Collective. That's a fellowship program to boost innovation for ending new
plastics in the fashion
industry. So that means 100% of their shipping packaging is made from either
100% recycled plastic
or FSC certified paper. 97% of their apparel materials containing polyester and
nylon are made from
recycled recycled fibers. And more than 1 million pounds of nylon and 9 million
plastic bottles have
been recycled. Their new fellowship program brings diverse perspectives
together to clean up the fashion
industry. This year, they've given a million dollars in grants to entrepreneurs
working to reduce new
plastics. This is what I'm talking about. They make incredible clothing, but it's
feeling, looking good and
feeling good about looking good. I love supporting them. Applicants were
considered based on their long-term
potential community impact and collaboration. And each fellow kept ownership of
their ideas and received
$20,000 to advance their projects. I love their stuff. It's great to have them.
If you want to
support the show and want to look good while you're doing it, give Everlane a
try. Be a part of the
movement for more sustainable clothing. Go to everlane.com/weird and sign up
for 10% off your first order.
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All right, everybody. Hope to see you in Montreal. Hope to see you in Cancun,
or maybe I'll see you here in Los Angeles.
So many Jews. Somebody thought I was Jewish two nights ago. Don't say it like
that. I could be, I could be flavored.
I could be flavored. What is the Jewish holiday where they stop you on the
street and they go,
Are you Jewish? I won't do the voice. You know the voice. What's the holiday? A
pogrom?
Pogrom? Crystal knocked is when they fucking stop you on the street and say,
Are you Jewish? No, you're a bad Jew. I'm going to out-Jew you this whole time.
I hope you were already rolling on that. Is it Purim? Is it Sukkot?
I know how you start the show, so I hope we're rolling on that. Yes, we're
rolling on this.
And you are called out on, what's the holiday where they stop you on this?
There is a holiday. Yeah, it's called Nazi Germany. Show us your papers. Are
you Jewish?
That's 30 seconds to a Holocaust. You started this.
30 seconds to Holocaust. That's Jared Leto's new band. 30 seconds. Well, that's
to Mars.
30 seconds to Holocaust. I just want you to know you're free to put your feet
on the sofa.
You don't have to. I'm going to take my shoes off. You can also do that. It's
very Mr. Rogers.
I'm going to do that. Can I sing it? Please.
Won't you be mine? Wait, wait, wait. It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood,
a beautiful day for a neighbor. Could you be mine? Won't you be mine? Won't you
be my neighbor?
I think that was close enough. There's another, but then it goes,
it's a beauty, it's a neighborly day for a beauty. It's something like that,
a neighborly day for a beauty. Would you be mine? Could you be mine? Won't you
be my neighbor? He says it like it's your secret. He goes, my neighbor. You
know what that means.
Hi, neighbor. Hi, neighbor. I don't want, I just finally pulled my phone out of
my pocket.
I enjoyed that. I laughed like a bully, like.
But I didn't mean it like that. I meant like, I've done that many a time.
Sammy the machine. Is that precarious? Is that going to bother you?
Remember Blues Traveler? Of course. I used to have a joke. It's not great,
but I'd go, did that guy butter his harmonicas? Is that okay? Can you say that?
He lost all the weight. He did lose all the weight and he still butters them
because he did keto.
Like butter's not even, butter's not even off the table for many, many thin.
Wow, this is a bad. Wow, you've really, you've waded into the deep end.
I know, but I'm a soft baby. I feel like I'm allowed.
Oh, I think we should all be allowed. As long as you're, we're not being mean
about it.
It's intent, Sammy. Oh, it's all about intent.
All about the Benj intents. Benj intentments.
I'll try and think of a movie trivia question to make you feel at home.
Oh, okay. What, 1990, where Christian Bale holds a chainsaw?
That's from the year 2000 and it's American Psycho.
2000? Yeah, directed by Mary Herron.
There you go. Clink.
Sure.
I was like, we're not really going to do it, but then I remembered, oh, we're
rolling now.
We're rolling and we're on. So he needs people to see that we've touched tips.
You knew the year. Chee the T's.
Yeah. They call it docking.
They do call that docking. If you have a foreskin.
If you do. That's, I love that you know about that. You're a, you're a heterosexual
cis male.
Yes. Straight, yes. So.
Yeah. You can say straight or hetero. Same.
Okay. Yep. Same.
Uh, uh, yeah.
So though, as a word sounds like into your own.
Does it?
Homo sounds like you're into others. I'm homo. Oh my God.
Like you're into hetero.
I think you. Something about hetero sounds pointed inwards to me.
Okay. I mean, it's. Towards your own.
Well, it's the Latin of it. So it's.
Oh, look at you.
Well, no, it's, you know, hetero.
2000.
Hetero, other, homo is same.
Homogeneous.
Sure.
Heterogeneous.
Heterogeneous.
Homogeneous.
Uh.
Heterogeneous.
Hedonism.
Heterogenism.
No.
Sammy the machine.
Look, we're having our little.
We're firing her out.
We're cleaning out the, the, the grease pit on our burners.
Oh man.
I.
Outcomes.
He buttered his harmonicas.
Only.
Outcomes.
30 seconds to Holocaust.
Yep.
Only for you, by the way.
Uh, and this really is a sign of tremendous respect.
Would I ever be up and doing something this early on a Saturday when I'm not on
the clock?
Okay.
On the clock.
You are on the clock.
Am I?
You are being paid one magic mind.
You caught that so good.
Eggs, left handed no less.
You caught it lefty.
Uh, you don't have to.
I just got it because you were drinking a caffeinated drink.
It was not, it was yucky.
Let's not even talk about it.
I won't even talk about it.
Which Rojo male cow you were drinking