Name: I was chased by a shark! w/ Jimmy Carr | You Made It Weird
Uploaded: 2022-08-10T00:00:06.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'I was chased by a shark! w/ Jimmy Carr | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-10. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'I was chased by a shark! w/ Jimmy Carr | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-10. Transcript available.

What about, have you ever almost died?
Uh, yeah.
Would you care?
Would I care if I died?
No, would you care to...
Feels like, feels like you were saying,
we wouldn't care, but would you care?
We could do this right now.
That would only be the first time he died.
The last time would be the last time we say his name, so...
I got, it doesn't...
The problem with the story is it doesn't sound real.
I could tell the story, but it doesn't sound real.
I was in Key West once, and we were swimming on the reef,
and we got, myself and my friend Henry,
and we got chased by a shark,
and I nearly got eaten by a shark, but...
I'm gonna need more.
When did you first see the shark?
And it's Henry Winkler, we all know,
but you're with Henry Winkler,
and he goes, hey, I think there's a shark over here.
No, that's when he jumped it.
And we have to go to a gala.
Get out of here.
Give it up for the Sklar Brothers.
We gotta go to a gala.
Jimmy and I are gonna finish.
Thank you.
Love you, Jay.
Love you, Rand.
Bye-bye.
I gotta say,
the thing I love about your podcast
is you invite two members of the audience up on stage.
No, it really is.
Well, really, it's the same member twice, but yeah.
They walked out the wrong door.
They're so committed to comedy,
they fucked that up.
Those guys couldn't even leave correctly.
Honestly...
They're so great, aren't they?
I was like, I'll bring the Sklar Brothers,
and I was like,
it'll give Jimmy something to work with.
Oh, he's...
They're a delight.
They're an absolute delight.
I completely agree.
They make me happy.
So, who saw the shark first?
We were kind of snorkeling.
Oh, that story still.
Jimmy, it's the most interesting story.
It's not really about...
So, we're snorkeling and the...
Chased!
And we were with these kind of baby sharks,
like these little sharks all day,
and you get very kind of blasé about it.
And then we saw another baby shark,
but it was far away.
I don't know if you...
Do you know how perspective works?
So, it was far away,
and it was small,
but then when it got closer...
I'll slow down.
It turned out it was quite a big shark.
It was like a huge fucking thing.
And then it was...
It was obviously their territorial or whatever,
so we didn't know at the time,
but it was, you know, swimming towards us.
And we turned around,
and literally, like the old joke,
I had the feeling of going,
well, I don't need to be...
Outswim a shark.
I just have to outswim Henry.
And so, and we swam a little bit,
and we got up on fire coral.
I don't know if you're aware
of how fire coral got its name,
but it's not great to stand on.
And we waited,
we tried to get the boat to come over to us,
and so we climbed over the fire coral bit,
and we got on the boat on the other side,
and we got on the boat,
and we were like white as a sheet
and kind of a bit panicked,
and we got on the boat,
and the guys were just laughing at us,
going,
it's just reef sharks.
What are you...
It's just a reef shark, man.
They're not going to hurt you.
It's just a reef shark.
Relax.
And we went like a gray with a black tip,
and they went,
oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Everyone else out the water.
It was like a...
It was a real kind of...
Yeah, it was interesting.
Yeah, interesting.
I think...
I wasn't...
I wasn't bored.
You made it win.
You made it win.
You made it win.
Oh, yeah.
You made it win.
You made it win.
You made it win.
Oh, yeah.