Name: Jimmy Carr | You Made It Weird
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jimmy Carr | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-10. Transcript available. Jimmy Carr makes it weird! #jimmycarr #peteholmes #youmadeitweird.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jimmy Carr | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-08-10. Transcript available. Jimmy Carr makes it weird! #jimmycarr #peteholmes #youmadeitweird.

Jimmy Carr | You Made It Weird

You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird. Oh, yeah. You made it
weird. You made it weird. Yes, you did. You made it weird. Oh, yeah. You made
it weird. With Pete Holmes. You made it weird. Yes, you did. You made it weird.
What's happening, weirdos? This is an incredible episode. I'm not just saying
it. It's a little bit shorter than our usual. But Jimmy Carr, the incredible
Jimmy Carr, Ryan Seacrest of the UK. Somebody told me that, Katie. Somebody's
like, you don't understand. He's huge. I know he's huge in the UK. But they had
to tell me Seacrest before I really understood because I'm quite, quite thick
and dumb. But he's an amazing, amazing comedian.
And an amazing, amazing person. And this chat is wonderful. It was going to be
with Sweet Lady Val co-hosting. But unfortunately, she wasn't feeling well.
Didn't make it. But that means we get Randy and Jason Sklar, my friends, as co-host.
And they are snipers in a cornfield. Every time they talk, it's hilarious and
wonderful. And every time Jimmy talks, it's hilarious, wonderful, and deeply
interesting. So I'm very excited for you guys to hear this.
We recorded it as part of the Just For Laughs Comedy Fest in 2022. As I was
looking for the date just then, I thought it was 2020. Thank God it isn't.
This episode is brought to us by a couple, a new Pete's pick, which I'm super
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All right, everybody.
Enjoy the brilliant, the wonderful Jimmy Carr and my friends, the guest co-hosts,
the Sklar Brothers.
Get into it.
We don't have a lot of time, and I'd really like to get to it.
I invited two guest hosts.
I'm going to bring them out, and then we'll bring out our special guest.
Would you please welcome the Sklar Brothers?
Always delightful.
Hello, my friends.
Hi, Pete.
We're not short.
You're just like seven feet tall.
People don't know that about Pete.
He's seven feet tall.
You guys have no idea.
So I've been hosting shows in Montreal.
Yeah.
Montreal.
Montreal.
All week, and I was, you know, I'm leaving.
You're walking through the lobby.
There's hundreds of people, and you're like, all right.
I'm not doing it for that reason.
There's no other way out.
That's right.
But I'm like, the ego flares up and goes, old homesies about to get a few pets.
That's right.
I'm ready to glad hand my way over to the inspiration room.
Ram, I was stopped.
This is, I will never, I won't lie to you today.
Let's be honest.
Three times.
I was tempted to say four, but the real number is three.
Three times.
Three times.
Someone stopped me and went, how tall are you?
Yeah.
And I was like, okay, all right.
That's great.
And then I get, how tall are you?
Three times people asked how tall I am.
Is that the most impressive thing I did?
Yeah, that's, that's.
Was B long?
That's.
A lot of motherfuckers are long, guys.
How was Pete's show?
He was really tall.
He was so tall for most of the show.
He was very tall.
He was up there, really, really up there.
How short is, well, I know what it is.
It's because every comedian I brought on stage looked like my toddler.
And I should have been like, welcome to the stage.
Who's a good comedian?
Who's such a good comedian?
This is why I invited two of the funniest and nicest people in show business.
Thank you.
Randy and Jason.
Thank you.
Thank you.
They're going to co-host.
Please don't sit on those riffs.
We won't.
They never do.
And please, everybody, just because we, my podcast is two hours long and they
were like,
you have the room for an hour.
And I was like, how tall are you?
Do you see how tall I am?
Wait, that was a joke.
I deserve at least an hour and a half.
Do you see how tall I am?
Do I need to walk through the lobby and have three more people ask me?
I also, I was eating at expectations because I think I have autism.
I can't, I can't, I can't stop eating at the closest restaurant.
The best, are you saying you're on, this is the worst joke ever.
I will, no, I'm going to leave.
I'm going to leave after the show.
You were eating at egg-spectations.
You think you have autism.
Do you mean to say that you're on the spectrum?
Oh, stop it.
Stop it.
You got to break a few eggs to make a comedy omelet, guys.
That's the clip for Insta, Instagram.
I'm so happy you made that joke.
And I'm also so happy that our guest is Jimmy Carr.
Can you believe it?
Jimmy Carr!
Turn that off.
YouTube's going to yank the video.
We don't, we don't have Axl Rose money.
That's my, that's my theme tune.
Welcome to the jungle.
We've got fun and games.
It was great to be here.
Thank you very much.
Thank you for doing it.
Long time listener, first time caller.
I'm very touched.
You make John Mulaney look like a hobo, sir.
That's right.
Dressed up Mulaney.
Bitch stole my look.
You are a delight.
We actually accidentally had lunch today.
Or breakfast, I don't know what you'd call it.
Yeah, we had, we had a brunch.
We had a brunch.
Okay, there it is.
See, even the way you say that makes me feel elegant.
It felt very obvious there.
Yeah.
Breakfast, lunch, I don't know what you'd call it.
Lunch.
Famously, there is a word for that.
If only.
If only there was a word for it.
It's all they serve in expectations.
I really feel like you should have had the jump on this.
That, I'm, they probably say that at the top of the menu, brunch all day.
You know?
And yet I was confused.
But I ran into you and Neil Brennan, two of my favorite people.
And we, we had like a pre-podcast.
Everything you said was so wonderful.
Oh, well, thank you very much indeed.
But let's, let's let the listener decide.
Let's.
Yeah, sure.
Because this, let's manage expectation here.
Expectation.
Expectation.
Expectation.
I'm going to say, can we turn Jimmy's mic up just a little bit?
He's not as.
Also, if I could be 10% funnier.
Yeah, sure.
I mean.
That worked.
I don't know what you pressed, but wow.
I know.
It's unbelievable.
That's so much funnier, by the way.
That's so much funnier.
Yeah.
Over 10.
Yeah.
Okay, so.
Take it back, take it back to you.
Just take it back to you.
It's not fair to the rest of us.
That's right.
But you are like a champagne flute became a person.
And I'm.
Be our guest.
Yeah, it's that vibe, isn't it?
But Belle uses you, not Beast.
Beast can't handle you.
With those paws?
No.
Sure.
No one can hold you.
Sure.
I'm exactly what you ordered as a British man.
That's right.
Somewhere between Mr. Bean and Hugh Grant.
Bullseye.
Yeah.
I had a great moment with Hugh Grant.
It's a fun story.
I love it.
So I hosted a party in my house.
And I had lots of people there.
I know Hugh pretty well.
And my friend brought along Monica Lewinsky.
And so Monica's in my kitchen.
She's a friend.
I know her.
If you haven't seen her TED Talk, it's fantastic.
About being publicly shamed in the internet age.
Anyway, she's in my kitchen.
And Hugh's there.
And I introduce them.
I say, Hugh, this is Monica.
Monica, this is Hugh.
And Hugh Grant says, oh, hello.
I'm Hugh.
I'm the other fellatio scandal from 1992.
And then Eddie Murphy walks in and is like, not so fast.
There you go.
Oh, my God.
Did a portal open to another world?
Yeah.
I mean, he's a very, very funny boy, Hugh Grant.
He's, you know, he feels like he's got that thing.
You know, you meet someone and you go, eh, should have been a comic.
Is that right?
Should be kind of acting and great movie star.
Should have been a comic.
You know who loves Hugh Grant?
And you can tell, Kumail.
Kumail Nanjiani used to watch all the Hugh Grant movies in Karachi.
And he was obsessed.
And when you, my wife and I watched Notting Hill recently because we have a
lesbian relations