Name: Jason Alexander | You Made It Weird
Uploaded: 2022-09-07T13:00:08.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jason Alexander | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-07. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Jason Alexander | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-07. Transcript available.

Jason Alexander | You Made It Weird

You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird. Oh yeah. You made it
weird. You made it weird. Yes, you did. You made it weird. Oh yeah. You made it
weird. With Pete Holmes. Yes, you did. You made it weird. Oh yeah.
What's happening, weirdos? This, I can't believe it. This is Jason Alexander,
the great Jason Alexander and Alexander the Great. Well, there it was in front
of us the whole time. So thrilled that I got to sit down with this remarkable
human being. I'm so glad you guys are here to check it out. As I always say,
let's get to it as quickly as possible. Just a couple quick plugs, including my
new tour. Here's the art. There's the art. Pete Holmes, the Where Were We Tour.
We're going to be launching this art soon. I'm going to be in Toronto, Atlantic
City, New Jersey, Boston, Chicago, San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Atlanta,
Charlotte, and Washington, D.C. That's just the beginning. Hopefully by the
time this is live, tickets will be at PeteHolmes.com. I'm pretty sure they will
be. So go to PeteHolmes.com for tickets. Or if you're in the Los Angeles area,
go to Largo-LA.com. I do a monthly show at Largo. Always the highlight of my
month. Please come to that.
It's so, so, so, so, so fun. Demetri Martin did it recently. Amy Schumer, Rory
Scovel, John Mulaney, Judd Apatow. Incredible musical guests as well. So hope
you can make that. The next one is September 8th.
But if you're in any of those cities, Toronto, Atlantic City, Boston, Chicago,
San Francisco, Portland, Seattle, Atlanta, Charlotte, or Washington, D.C. Hope
to see you for the Where Were We Tour. Shaboom. I'm holding it up for the
YouTube, for the YouTube people. For the audio people, you can see it on my
Instagram.
Or just live in mystery. I'm wondering what the tour art looks like. But go to
PeteHolmes.com for tickets. And guys, as you know, the show is supported by the
Pete's Picks. If you like this show, we don't have a Patreon.
But if you want to support, try a Pete's Pick like Living Libations. Living Libations
is an incredible skin, hair, teeth, everything, body, skin care, natural,
organic, beautiful, healthy, and real.
I realized years ago, I was very mindful about what I was putting in my body.
But I wasn't being very careful about what I was putting on my body.
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they had like French names or maybe they were expensive.
But of course, these companies don't care about us. These products are filled
with toxicity levels that were never intended for human consumption.
And what you put on your skin gets into your body and can lead to all sorts of
problems.
So, obviously, I want to eat food where I recognize the ingredients, but I also
want my skin care to be the same.
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So, we are top to tails. This whole house is a Living Libations household.
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But they're just not.
If you want a real, legit, long-lasting, great-acting sunblock, zinc-based sunblock,
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Also, you might notice this.
What is this?
This is my Apollo Neuro.
This is probably the product that I tell people about in my everyday life more
than any other.
Up there with certainly Magic Mind.
These are the ones that are the ABCs of my life.
And Apollo has absolutely changed my life, has changed Valerie's life.
What is it?
It is a wearable piece of tech that uses subtle vibrations that give your body
the sensation of being held.
It's like a wearable hug for your nervous system that uses touch therapy to
help you feel safe and in control.
I wear mine on the wrist.
Val wears hers on her ankle.
I can actually feel it.
Maybe you can hear it vibrating.
Maybe you can't.
It's very subtle.
Val wears it on her ankle.
You can also clip it to your belt.
It's a new thing they have.
And it uses these soothing vibrations to train your nervous system to recover
and rebalance after stress.
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in a boring meeting.
You put it on energy and wake up.
It's like espresso that you're wearing, but it doesn't get you all jacked and jolty.
Social and open.
Clear and focused is what I use it on most days when I'm doing this podcast or
when I'm writing.
It actually helps counter some symptoms of ADD.
Some real exciting data coming out for that as well.
I currently have it on Rebuild and Recover because I just exercised and it is
using this technology to help my body recover and come back to baseline.
Meditation and mindfulness is incredible.
I always say if it just helped you meditate more deeply, it would be worth it.
But it absolutely got me deeper in my meditation practice than anything else.
Deeper than I've been in years.
Relax and unwind is what I put it on when I'm watching TV at night.
It helps me get ready, tells my body that I am getting ready to go to sleep and
sleep and renew, which is incredible.
Because now that I'm older, sometimes I get up to go to the bathroom in the
night.
I get back in bed, push these two buttons.
It reruns the program and lulls me back to sleep.
I sort of explain it to people how tapping on your body and then slowing that
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That is a very inaccurate but sort of parable style explanation of Apollo Neuro.
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So this is not a crystal.
You know I like that sort of stuff.
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That's what the show is about, weird stuff.
This is not that.
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All right, everybody.
Enjoy.
I still thank you to Michael Rosenbaum.
We talk about him in the episode.
He gave me the connection to Jason.
So glad that it happened.
Thank you to Michael.
Guys, get into it.
This is the couch.
I bought.
And feel free to get cozy.
You're a theater man.
Oh, my God.
I said when you came in, no short jokes.
I won't have it.
You're the guest of honor.
Come on.
That's a good place to start.
So you're okay getting on this couch and being comfy.
A lot of people won't do that.
Really?
They resist.
How do you resist?
There would be no other way to navigate.
How do you resist?
Just get on it.
Liquid death.
Mountain water.
Mountain water.
What the hell is that?
You just give it a little turn.
Liquid death.
Mountain water.
I really thought this was going to be like some Uber Red Bull product.
No, it does look like an energy drink that gives you a third of an erection,
but it doesn't.
It doesn't get you all the way there.
Either way, that's all we need.
I've been working with that for at least 15 years.
You mean one-third Alexander?
Yeah.
But that's all you need, 33%.
Is he a sponsor?
Is this a sponsor?
This is a sponsor.
They're g