Name: Amazing Impression of Denzel Washington, Will Smith, Chris Rock w/ Jay Pharoah | You Made It Weird
Uploaded: 2022-09-20T18:00:18.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Amazing Impression of Denzel Washington, Will Smith, Chris Rock w/ Jay Pharoah | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-20. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Amazing Impression of Denzel Washington, Will Smith, Chris Rock w/ Jay Pharoah | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-20. Transcript available.

I was having dinner with Aaron Rodgers, and rappers love Aaron Rodgers.
Oh, wow. Okay.
Okay. Okay, that's you? That's you?
This is my Denzel?
No.
Okay. All right.
I wasn't even trying to do it, B, but you know now, since you want to get into
it,
you want to talk to me?
You want to talk to me like that?
So you were sitting with him?
Oh, he was a little in New York.
You never noticed he had New York?
Yeah, he's from Mount Vernon.
Oh, Mount Vernon.
Yeah, Mount Vernon.
That's you. You ever get to Mount Vernon?
Yeah. You know that place, you know?
You just put this wagon there.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the duck sauce. Give me the duck sauce.
Yeah, yeah, yeah, the duck sauce. The duck sauce on there. Yeah.
Dude, like, it's not just the voices. You mine it, and you find, yeah, yeah,
the duck sauce.
I couldn't do it if you gave me a 45-minute break.
You can do it. You can do it. You know you can do it.
That's what he would say.
Yeah, that's right. You can't tell yourself that you can't do it, Pete.
You can do anything. You put your fucking mind through.
Boys and girls club.
Boys and girls club.
Boys and girls club.
Get up in there. Boys and girls club.
Yeah, get up in there, even though there's a lot of people who steal.
Yeah, I got stolen from. That's where the bullying started.
Huh?
That's real shit.
What did Denzel say to Will Smith?
Mr. Faces.
Because didn't Denzel go up to Will after the slap?
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I approached Will afterwards, and I talked to him.
I said, listen, I said, when you're at your high, that's when a double A's at
you.
That's right.
That's right.
So you make sure, you got to make sure.
You do Will too.
What does Will say?
Yeah, you know, it's like insane because, you know, like, I never thought that,
I never
thought I would, like, react like that, you know, when, you know, because it
happened so
spontaneously, but, you know, like, like, Pete, you got to understand that, you
know, yeah,
I've been, like, pushed, like, constantly, like, over the years, and, like, the
thing
with Chris was, it was, like, you know, he said some things in 2016, and, like,
you know,
I really didn't like it, and, like, you know, that was, had nothing to do,
nothing to do
with Jada, nothing at all.
It was, it was just totally me, and, like, I take full accountability, and I
would also
like to say again you know that to chris's mother you know and like i'm sorry
for like you know
smacking your son and you know making him look like a on national television
yeah i mean i mean
like making him look soft no no no i mean i mean i mean you know attacking him
yeah did y'all get
that yeah check it out yes totally awesome that is so good that's that is
mother say mother is will
smith again yeah yeah my mother what is going on it's just like you know it's
like the you know
taking it and like it's the movement of everything you know just like the mouth
you know the the nose
the ears like if he wants to get back into social media he needs to use me as psa's
and like you
know fake it deep fake or have me talk for him because everything is better in
chocolate yeah yeah
male do a little chris rock because i'm just gonna i mean listen man like you're
missing the best part
you just did will smith for five minutes listen listen man like you know i got
smacked so what like
i'll talk about it it'll be funny but whatever duh like what can you do i got
smacked by the softest
nigga in hollywood i got smacked by the sug night of kindergarten okay like
you turned me into black church like i like like death jam like i feel like
you're so funny you have to like make it physical like you have to like get up
move around and stuff
it's it's just too much that's it that's it oh my god that was great i i felt
bad morning radioing
you but that i i just knew you could do it it was so good not but the good
thing was that you were
talking about was um we were talking about getting bullied that's what we're
talking about yeah yeah
yeah the duck sauce put the duck sauce up there yeah the duck sauce that's what
it is right only denzel
could make sweet orange chinese sauce right sound like yeah sound sexy yeah
yeah that's right sound
real sexy huh yeah all right yeah pete holmes my man that's where he is huh
okay i like you know what
i got i gotta say something about you pete holmes because um it was uh you know
you said this joke
and i thought it was really funny you said um you referenced yourself like val
kilmer and you said um
that was just so it was so it was so funny to me because that the first time i
looked at you i was
like yo val looks good you know he's you know you know he's eating less gucci
and he looks good
you know that's what happened right huh that's right he can't talk because he
kept eating the box
okay all right is that how he got it well i don't know but you know that's how
michael douglas got it
hey that's it yeah that's what he got it from huh that can't be real hey zeta
had the germ she had the
germ he kept eating it i guess it was good you know you keep returning hey
sometimes you know it's bad
No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.