Name: Funny Halloween Story w/ Abbi Jacobson | You Made It Weird
Uploaded: 2022-09-27T18:00:19.000Z
Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Funny Halloween Story w/ Abbi Jacobson | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-27. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Funny Halloween Story w/ Abbi Jacobson | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-09-27. Transcript available.

let me ask you the final question okay can you tell me a time in your life
that you laughed really really really really hard maybe you were on drugs maybe
someone farted
maybe someone fell down these are the these are the orphans oh i have one this
is i yeah
okay so i'll try to make this quick so i was in high school and my two of my
best friends sam and
jesse uh we were volunteering um to skip it's like halloween and we were
volunteering to scare
kids on like a trail like i don't know why it was like they like needed people
to like there was
like a like a haunted trail in like this like community center they like needed
people to like
volunteer to like be the people that like scared people anyway we were doing
that and then we also
simultaneously we're teens and we're like there's a party tonight we need to
leave and so we'd
committed to volunteering and then we're sneaking out also like what were we
volunteering it wasn't
like a charity it was like to scare kids yeah scare group anyway so we were
like we gotta sneak out of
this trail to go to the party we really wanted to go to like seniors in high
school we had like masks and
wigs and i think we were going to my house after to change anyway so we're
running away from the trail
like trying to be like sly about it and we finally i was in the front because i
was pretty fast i was in
the front and we were like it was like from trail into parking lot like
pavement change like so like
the like black top of the of the parking lot like was like a dip in the yes
anyway sprinting and we're
like looking back and like we made it we made it i trip over the like pavement
go down so hard okay like
like like like like full like down on the pavement and jess is right on my tail
and so she she falls on over
me like trips on me and then sam like made it out clear but we were we were
dying like because we'd been
trying to get away quietly and quickly and truly like hurt ourselves so much
leaving this volunteer like
halloween like it was nuts and like really hurt ourselves and it was one of
those moments as a
teenager where i've never laughed harder oh my god and like like fully had like
blood like blood like
skinned like hurt every which was very fitting for the holiday yeah it looked
even scarier it was so
messy and you had a wig on it was like that makes it yeah it was like like i
think i i think
i had a mask so i like took the mask off but like we were carrying like the
that we had like dressed
up as yeah it was so messy wow yeah i love that that's what i'm gonna remember
it also reminded me
of a bit i used to have where it's like a lot of people get hit by cars on halloween
which is
obviously sad and it also has to be awkward too because for a moment you're
like either they're
really hurt or that's a great costume great like inaction costume my god it
seems to have some
sort of pump yeah yeah wow that looks uh it looks so real
Thank you.