Name: Gabriel Iglesias | You Made It Weird
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Gabriel Iglesias | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-19. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Gabriel Iglesias | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-10-19. Transcript available.

Gabriel Iglesias | You Made It Weird

You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird. Oh yeah. You made it
weird. You made it weird. Yes, you did. You made it weird. Oh yeah. You made it
weird. With Pete Holmes. Yes, you did. You made it weird. Oh yeah.
What's happening weirdos? So excited to be joined by the hilarious Gabriel Iglesias.
I can't believe this happened. I've never met Gabe. This was our first meeting.
This is our first time in the same room. I've never been in the same space. I
don't know why I'm saying that three ways. There's always this urgency to say
things three ways. No, I'll just say two ways. This is the first time we've
ever met. And I was so happy to meet him and sit down with him. And it's a
really interesting chat and I hope you enjoy it.
I am currently on tour. Thank you to everybody that came to Toronto, Atlantic
City, and Boston. The next part of the Pete Holmes Where Were We stand-up tour
will be November 10th through 12th, a full weekend in Chicago at The Den. Go to
PeteHolmes.com for tickets to that. After that, I'll be in San Francisco,
Portland, Seattle, Atlanta, Charlotte, and Washington, D.C. Hope some weirdos
can make it out to those shows. Always means so much when you guys are there.
And thank you to everybody who came out to
to the first leg of the tour. I also have, ooh, yeah, ooh, I almost forgot.
November 3rd. Gonna be doing an incredible,
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All right, everybody. Enjoy Gabriel Iglesias. Hope to see you in Chicago next
month. In the meantime, enjoy.
That's a big disparity, liquid death or aquapuna. Like, one's classy and one's
like,
did you get that at Burning Man?
Well, I'm thrilled to meet you, man. We're just, we're going.
Oh, very cool. All right. So, so turn it on, man. Turn it on, trot out the
specialness.
I'm completely joking. Be comfortable. How's it going? That was crazy, man. We
just got a tour
of your house. Like, we walked through, people don't know that we walked
through his house to get
here to the big comfy couch. My, the deep-seated couch. The deep-seated couch.
This is a deep-seated
couch. I feel like I'm gonna need help to get off of this couch. Uh, you wouldn't
be the first.
Although you look great. Oh, thank you. I'm wearing all black. It's okay. I'm
sucking it in.
The black and the sock. It's the couch. The couch is eating the ass right now.
Black sock and couch.
A lot of my ass is gone right now because it's in the couch. You know, a lot of
people try to lose
weight just sit on this couch. That's what I've always said. You don't gotta
worry about it.
Nobody can see. You're, you are enveloped, but you do look good. Thank you.
Have you been,
is that a thing? No, it's, I mean, you know, I've lost 70 pounds during the
pandemic,
but it's more so just because I couldn't eat out. They closed the restaurants.
That made me lose
weight. But you could order them. It's different. I gained weight during the
pandemic. Postmates,
it's different. Well, for me, I don't, I don't have Postmates. I don't have
anything. So if I wanted
to order something, I had to actually have people order it for me. And that
felt kind of weird.
You're not in LA. I am. Oh, you are. Nope. What do you mean you don't have Postmates?
You know, it's a free app. I don't, I don't, uh, I know, but I, I, I'm, I'm
weird about putting
my info out there. So like, uh, like I don't have an Uber account. I don't have
a Postmates account.
I don't have nothing that, you know, assistant. Well, I guess I could, but then
it's like,
Hey, what kind of a fluffy guy are you, man? Do you love food or not? You can't
be bothered to text,
Hey, order me this food. If I'm going to go get, if I'm going to go get my food,
I'm going to get in the car. I'm going to go hit a drive-through. I'm going to
do it myself. I'd rather,
I'd rather do that. Really? Yeah. Don't get me wrong. I'm not above, uh,
ordering food,
but it's cause you don't want your address. It feels weird. Yeah. I'm very
weird. Like,
you don't think I could Google your address. I'm sure you could.
So what are you doing? You're protecting something you've already lost.
You could be eating Roscoe's. So I could never get off the couch. Food, man.
Are you one of those
I'm at that breaking point right now where I could go either way. I can go
either way. What do you mean?
With the weight with, Oh, you, it could tip this way. I could tip this way. I
could tip that way. I'm
right. I'm right in the middle. I could still use a regular scale. So that's
where I'm at. I'm like,
okay, you know, as soon as you got to use one of those ones with the cars, then
you're, you're,
you're in a different place. I really feel like you're only a couple years
older than me. I really
feel like you're missing out on like, or look, I just moved. This isn't our
place anymore. We moved. So now
we're in a place where you can't get Postmates as much like, uh, uh, north of
the city. So I do get
in my car and drive and pick up Hills more. No, we're up in, uh, Oh, hi. Okay.
So if I want food,
I get in the car and I'm actually, now I'm going to argue the other side. I'm
with you. It's kind of nice.
It's better. There's like, uh, just having it show up at your, sometimes you
forgot you ordered it.
They ring your bell and you're just like, Oh, right. And you eat it. It's not
as there's no
process. It just kind of arrives. I'm a bigger fan of going to go get it though.
That's my thing.
Why though? Cause it's an experience. It's at least getting a reason to get in
the car,
grab the dogs, go out, just take a little drive, get some air in the face, play
the radio. Yeah.
I enjoy driving. So if I have to drive far to go get the food, I'm okay with
that too.
Really? Yeah. Okay. Are you tour? Are you a tour bus touring comedian?
Yes. Uh, tour bus and a plane. So we fly out to the bus and then the bus drives
around for four
days and then we get back on the plane and come back home while they drive.
Yeah. Nice.
Yeah. So when I'm home, I love getting behind the wheel. I, you know, I drove
coming here. I just,
no issues. Yeah. Yeah. No, I love windshield. Especially at night, nighttime
driving is my
favorite driving because there's no traffic. No one's out there. You could just
do your thing.
Living outside of the, of the city has actually been a blessing to me.
Having it's about an hour, hour and a half to get home now. And people are like,
how do you do that?
And I'm like, first of all, it's the one-on-one. Once you get outside of the
city, there's no
traffic. And then your mind wanders. You can listen to the radio. You have a
son.
Uh, yes. I understand it's your stepson. Is that the, uh, I was trying to
decipher the, uh, uh,
but you, you know what it's like to have a little kid and I have a little kid.
So if I'm in the car
and I'm alone, that's precious time. I enjoy precious time. I enjoy quiet time.
I enjoy just
being able to get in my own thoughts. And again, either have the radio on or
have it just quiet.
Yeah. You know, I, I'm, I'm good with that. I like that. Are you more obviously
on stage?
First of all, I'm so happy to meet you. I told Katie, I was like, we're, we're
thinking about
when we're going to release episodes and stuff. And I w