Name: Kurt Braunohler | You Made It Weird
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Description: Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kurt Braunohler | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-09. Transcript available.

Watch the stand-up comedy video 'Kurt Braunohler | You Made It Weird' from Pete Holmes on Comedy Buff. Published 2022-11-09. Transcript available.

Kurt Braunohler | You Made It Weird

You made it weird. You made it weird. You made it weird. Oh, yeah. You made it
weird. You made it weird. Yes, you did. You made it weird. Oh, yeah. You made
it weird. With Pete Holmes. Yes, you did. You made it weird. Oh, yeah.
What's happening, weirdos? This is the return of the very, very funny Kurt
Braunohler.
Braunohler. Braunohler. Kurt Braunohler. He's hilarious. He has a new special
out currently and for a limited time on Moment.
You need to go to perfectlystupid.com to check that out. I've since watched it
since this recording. It is incredible.
You'll see there's a little mix up at the beginning. It's very funny. But you
need to check this out.
And it is on only for a limited time and then it'll be on video on demand. But
go to perfectlystupid.com to check it out.
If you'd like to see me doing some standup, I am currently on tour. I'm going
to be in Chicago this weekend.
So if you're watching this the week it comes out, I'm coming to Chicago to be
at the Den November 10th through 12th.
Go to PeteHolmes.com for tickets. After Chicago, I'll be in San Francisco,
Portland, Seattle, Atlanta, Charlotte and Washington, D.C.
Hopefully going to be adding some more dates as well because the tour has been
so fun.
I really love this new hour. And it's just been so great to be back together
again.
Hopefully you can make it to a show. Yeah, let's leave that in.
Just go to PeteHolmes.com to see if I am coming to be near you.
Hopefully you like this podcast. Hopefully you want to support this podcast.
The way to support it. We don't have a Patreon or a donate.
Just try a product. Try a Pete's Pick. Some of the things that I use and
actually love,
like our friends at Blueland, who remind us that the holidays can create even
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And show your support of this show.
Secondly, the holidays are officially upon us and it's time to start
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but I mean like actually celebrating.
It's your holiday too, so you should be able to relax and do what you love.
That means watching every single seasonally themed rom-com like it does for me
and Val.
So be it.
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All right, everybody.
Be sure to go to perfectlystupid.com to watch Kurt's new special.
Hope to see you on the road.
Hope to see you in Chicago this weekend.
In the meantime, enjoy my chat with the hilarious Kurt Braunohler.
Kurt Braunohler.
Get into it.
Chopics like lions, maybe.
Okay.
Help you think.
Little bit of caffeine.
Tiny bit of caffeine.
Like a cup of green tea.
Okay.
And a little honey.
And it makes me feel fantastic.
I'm in.
We should have cheered.
Cheers the empties.
Wow.
Yeah.
Interested in that.
As a, um, standup writer, nothing better.
For real?
I mean, they do sponsor the pod, but it went like this.
I discovered it.
Yeah.
Then I reached out to them.
But like, before I do shows, it's like, um, because for me, I just listened to
your special,
by the way, and it's phenomenal.
I say, listen, because on the drive down, I had it on Paramount Plus.
Oh, nice.
Not watching the video, but just the audio coming through the car.
And I was, I was howling, man.
It's fantastic.
Oh, thanks.
On Paramount Plus.
That's how I found it.
Did you watch the, you watched the 2017 one?
What do you mean?
You watched trust me?
That's not the new one?
No, no, no.
That's from 2017.
I typed in Kurt Braunohler new special.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
And it, and that's what came up.
Yeah, yeah.
You watched the old one.
I love it.
Are you fucking kidding me?
I love that you watched the old one, though.
No one's watched the old one.
This is a humiliation.
No, no.
That's okay.
I knew, I knew.
Oh, Curtis.
That's okay.
But I want you to feel welcome and celebrated.
And I was like.
You just listened to an hour of me doing standup comedy.
I feel welcome.
Okay, good.
You know?
Okay.
As long as you don't feel like, what the fuck is this?
Because I was like, I'm going to do it the morning.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
So I can gush about it.
Yeah, yeah.
And I watched the old one.
Yeah.
You watched the one.
Yeah.
I mean, it's on.
It was like.
Well, I'll tell you this.
It ends with the beaver joke.
Yes.
Nothing made me more excited to see more of your content.
I should have known because you were like, I've only been married two years.
I remember being like.
This seems weird.
That doesn't seem great.
And no baby material.
Yeah, no baby.
Yeah.
The new hour is all about being a dad.
Shit, man.
Which is right up my alley.
Yeah.
We can.
But now it's all.
We can just talk about being dads.
That's true.
Yeah.
And I'm excited about that.
But I will watch it before I do the intro and I'll talk earnestly about it in
the intro.
I don't know.
This isn't coming from a place of defense.
I'm not like, I'm so sorry Kurt, but like I want to promote it.
Yeah.
Also tell me about how you put it out because somebody told me it's kind of.
This thing fucking get it, get it down.
Get it down.
Trying to get in between us.
Just like make a gift out of this.
JK, not a good gift.
When would you send that gift?
So it is on moment.
Uh huh.
And so it lives on moment.
Which is Bart Coleman?
Yeah, Bart works there.
And so it lives there for three weeks.
Three moments.
And you can go and watch as many times.
A moment is a week.
Yeah, three moments.
Three moments.
A moment is actually 12 quibbies.
Yeah, yeah, yeah.
A quibi was three eighths of a day.
It was a half a CISO.
Well, have a CISO 12 quibbies or three moments is how long you get to watch it
on moment.
So it's like, you just pay 10 bucks.
You get to watch it for those three weeks.
And then